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Physic
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Belated birthday wishes to Modge and Veep, hope your weekends rocked as much as mine has courtesy of Keef and Mrs Keef, who must rank as the best hosts imaginable, slap up meal and general birthday knees up courtesy of Mrs Keef last night, and bacon sandwich hangover relief courtesy of Keef today, rock on!

Oh and in other news sure to interest noone but me I met my new nephew for the first time yesterday, one of the best behaved 2-month olds I've ever met, the fact that he already has more hair than me (on the right end of his head as well) was somwhat galling though. The paternal instincts are somewhat disturbing as well, must, cling, to, batchelor, ideals....

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damo
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quote:
Originally posted by Physic:
Belated birthday wishes to Modge and Veep, hope your weekends rocked as much as mine has courtesy of Keef and Mrs Keef, who must rank as the best hosts imaginable, slap up meal and Mrs Keef last night, and relief courtesy of Keef today!

[Eek!]
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damo
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Physic:
Belated birthday wishes to Modge and Veep, hope your weekends rocked as much as mine has courtesy of Keef and Mrs Keef, who must rank as the best hosts imaginable, slap Mrs Keef and relief courtesy of Keef today!

[Eek!]

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.
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Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me-eee
Happy Birthday to me.

(sigh)

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New Way Of Decay

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Happy birthday shazzle! I've missed loads of birthdays.

[Embarrassed]

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Dr. Benway

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Hey, I was just looking at your photo, H1ppy! Coincidence? Nu-huh.

Here's a retro birthday message from the archives:

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Happy Birthday, H1ppy!! Any plans? Lambrini and girly talk followed by shouty abuse, grazed shins and misplaced dignity? Bowling with one or two friends, only to eat too many chips and be sick on one of the lanes? How about a trip to the cinema, but you get the dates wrong and end up watching something awful?

We should be told.

[ 14.02.2005, 07:53: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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I have shit on you, son

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H1ppychick
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I'm far too classy for any of that. Only the finest fish and chips sitting in the bus shelter for me.

Plus, I already celebrated my birthday on Saturday since all my smug coupled-up friends always have "other plans" (for which read over-priced meal, minor domestic argument follwed by perfunctory sex) on my actual, you know, birthday.

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Tom Boy
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quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me-eee
Happy Birthday to me.

(sigh)

Oh Baby [Frown]
Happy Birthday sugar. much love, kisses and jazz

Edit: Sorry sweets tried to do flowers but failed mizrably

[ 14.02.2005, 08:01: Message edited by: Tom Boy ]

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H1ppychick
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NWOD, Benway, Tom. Thanks for your birthday wishes. Now, if you could make the 300 mile round trip to Cardiff to polish off the cakes that I bought that my co-workers are ungratefully ignoring, that would be excellent.
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damo
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what kind of cakes?

happy birthday.

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Tom Boy
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quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
NWOD, Benway, Tom. Thanks for your birthday wishes. Now, if you could make the 300 mile round trip to Cardiff to polish off the cakes that I bought that my co-workers are ungratefully ignoring, that would be excellent.

You made my belly do the same noise that I just posted in rants (aching sides).
Just a thought, but you might enjoy force feeding the cake to your unbelieveably rude colleagues with a 17" wooden spoon with nails hammered through it?

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saltrock
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Happy birthday Hippy and Physic. [Smile]

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Call that a contribution?

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Vogon Poetess

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Have a lovely day, H1ppychick, but why on earth are you buying cake for your colleagues?

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What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden.

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Grianagh


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you can never have too much cake

happy happy happy

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H1ppychick
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Tom Boy - I've heard enough references to wooden spoons already today, seeing as I work approximately 400 yards from the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff and am English. Nice thought, though.

Veep, apparently it is 'tradition' for people to buy cakes for everyone else on their birthday, rather than the reverse. The office equivalent of 'birthday boy buys the beers'.

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Bill Oddie
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Happy birthday to all birthday boys/girls.

Was good to see you at the weekend Physic, I know how much you enjoyed the 4am game of cards.

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What's rude about a body?

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turbo
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What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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Pant, pant, pant. Pffff. Blows hair out of eyes. Deep breath...

Sorry, sorry I'm so late. Happy birthday everyone, especially VP, Modge and Hippychick. Exhale...

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Tom Boy
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looks like you need that turbo fixed

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Physic
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quote:
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Was good to see you at the weekend Physic, I know how much you enjoyed the 4am game of cards.

lol, never have I wanted so badly for someone, anyone, to just bloody win! Was good to see you dude [Smile]
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discodamage
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ahppy belated birthday to everybody who has had a birthday in recent days.

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froopyscot
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quote:
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ahppy belated birthday to everybody who has had a birthday in recent days.

This approach could finish off the Teemo Beeday Thread™ once and for all. One single thread to account for all birthdays, future, current and past. One birthday thread to rule them all. Or something.

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jnhoj
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You kind of spoiled it by posting after it, moron.

[Frown]

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froopyscot
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That's what I'm here for.

Basically.

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Keef
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quote:
Originally posted by damo:
quote:
Originally posted by Physic:
Belated birthday wishes to Modge and Veep, hope your weekends rocked as much as mine has courtesy of Keef and Mrs Keef, who must rank as the best hosts imaginable, slap up meal and Mrs Keef last night, and relief courtesy of Keef today!

[Eek!]
LOL!

And yes, my advice is: don't start playing a fairly involved card game after 2am while pissed as a fart. You'll regret it.

Edit:

Physic in suitably birthday mood:
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[ 20.02.2005, 17:08: Message edited by: Keef ]

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