Age: 35 Sex: Yes please *doubles over chortling*. Male. Location: Sarf Lahndahn Other fora you frequent: Just the 'Lith. Use to be token poof on Cross+Flame, though. Those kerrrazy Christians still miss me. Which TMOite do you most admire and why? Thorn, for his sterling psychological defence mechanisms. I reckon he secretly wants it up the dirtbox. Hard. Any unique abilities or areas of speciality? The usual Barbeskillz: overanalysis, nitpicking, political correctness gone maaaaad. Big Brother a speciality.
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quote:Originally posted by Ganesh: Which TMOite do you most admire and why? Thorn, for his sterling psychological defence mechanisms. I reckon he secretly wants it up the dirtbox. Hard.
Hardly, I think you mean. Having a smooth skinned well muscled man repeatedly penetrate my orifices whilst cradling me in his arms is a gruesome imagining that haunts my dreams almost every single night.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Having a smooth skinned well muscled man repeatedly penetrate my orifices whilst cradling me in his arms is a gruesome imagining that haunts my dreams almost every single night.
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I was watching a film just the other night, I think it was called 'Sleep When I'm Dead' or something. Anyway, it was rubbish. But, there was a character in it who killed himself because he got a stiffy while he was being bum-raped. I imagine thats how Thorn feels right now.
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quote:Originally posted by Vanilla Online Persona: But, there was a character in it who killed himself because he got a stiffy while he was being bum-raped.
Omigod, is that fatal? Like waking a sleepwalker?
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quote:Originally posted by Vanilla Online Persona: They did 'Nice Legs, Shame About the Face' I think. It was a ballad in the tradition of Chris de Burgh.
grant
when you're surrounded and outnumbered, there's only one way out.
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Age: I don't know. I have grey in my beard, but still watch cartoons.
Sex: Male. Ish.
Location: Peninsular America. You think it's hot in London? This is the sub-tropics, baby. I have pineapples and coconut palms growing in my yard.
Other fora you frequent: I duck in and out of Cross+Flame for the theology, mostly (and yes, people *still* have dancing elephant graphics in their sig-files). I'm an admin at Bob Lind's website because he's a friend of mine, and I'm a moderator at The Long Winters' board because the webmaster's a friend of mine. I lurk on Atomic Pulp because, again, the webmaster is a friend. And I love his comics.
I know there are others -- oh, well, there are four or so yahoogroups for adoptive parents of Chinese children, because where else am I going to find photos of naked Asian kids, and a couple others run by friends, my favorite of which is Flying Robot.
Which TMOite do you most admire and why? I'm most familiar with ko-"Dr. Batman"-vacs, who I think is *cool*. New Way of Decay is kinda cute, too, but never asks me to dance. And, of course, our host in this engaging thread, Miscellaneous Files, which is a wonderful nick. A friend of mine bought the domain "undisclosedlocation.com" and if he ever sets a message board up, I hope you become a bigwig there. Just for the email address.
Any unique abilities or areas of speciality? I know an awful lot about UFOs and End Times prophecy. My tai chi chuan has gotten a little rusty, and I'm a beginner at Mandarin. I know a bit about home recording & slightly obscure pop music, and a bit about mystical religions -- Gnosticism being the trendy favorite nowadays. (Kabbalah is *so* 1990s!)
Oh, and media -- print periodicals, TV production & film. I've done a little in all of those.
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: That was The Monks, you plank.
Pah! Any authority you once had in relation to cutting edge music went out the window when you started that London-centric, middle class, nancy-ponce restaurant thread. Frapochino boy.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Barron Knights is the slang term for Nolube, fullreacharound Thorn. You should know that. Know thy enemy.
Is that because they sang Big Girls Don't Cry?
Nevermind. I always thought that was "Bareback", but what would I know?
Speaking of big girls, are any of you lot female? Do they have womenfolk on your planet? Or is it like Dwarves: all bearded so no one can tell.
Not that I'm unappreciative of the vultures circling Thorn's slightly clammy arse you understand. It's causing no end of amusement this Friday afternoon.
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: How would you know this, jonesy?
Because I just googled the Baron Knights to try and get the lyrics to their hilarious spoof of Angelo, originally by the Brotherhood of Man.
I think it went something like...
Long ago, outside a chip shop in Walthamstow. Lived a young biker named Greasy Jo. Put on his helmet and said "let's go". Rrrruming away together, rrrrumming away together...Greasy Joe.
I was going to post something in keeping with the thread, along the lines of "bumming away together, bumming away together..."
For which, I should have been banned. Or killed.
Anyway, I couldn’t find any sites with Barron Knights lyrics, but I did discover several offering Barron Knights ringtones.
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Completely irrelevant, but I've just realised I've been sucking my pen really hard for the last ten minutes while catching up on this thread. It suddenly just exploded into my mouth, too, so I now have a mouthful of sticky ink. Blech. My colleagues keep pointing out that my lips have gone blue.
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