quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Dang, were you brought up in Vietnam?
No, Bristol and Zambia.
A stinking hell hole, filled with backward farmers that could barely speak a word of English, just grunting and leering at you like you were some sort of freak, openly expressing their loathing for those who had come to their land as teachers and nurses.
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: Did I dream it or is Alan Partridge shagging Courtney Love?
They were apparently mates and Love sent Coogan a letter saying something along the lines of "I love you, you're so funny!" which got misinterpreted by the press and "I love you, will you marry me>". Or something along those lines...
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quote:Originally posted by discodamage: but then didnt a foetus happen in her womb? or did i imagine that. or did courtney imagine it. its all so complicated.
Good point - if 'a foetus happened in her womb', then she must have been going out with Steve Coogan. It's literally the only explanation.
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quote:Originally posted by dang65: No, Bristol and Zambia.
A stinking hell hole, filled with backward farmers that could barely speak a word of English, just grunting and leering at you like you were some sort of freak, openly expressing their loathing for those who had come to their land as teachers and nurses.
(commentator voice) Wait for it, wait for it...
quote: Zambia was nice though.
(commentator continues)
A solid dangworthy™ payoff. Nicely executed. Exactly what we paid admission for. Let's see what the judges have to say...
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Phew. Wasn't that a waste of champagne though? Did you then have to suck it out of his slightly grubby looking crumpled jacket?
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