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ah, you guys all suck. You need to be a go-getter, like me. I don't waste my time sitting about, chugging M&S wine, bleating on about all the things I want to do - I'm pure action, moving, all the time, zahzahzah! Like that, see, action action, don't stop or you're dead, in fact, as Tom said in Top Gun, if you think, you're dead. It's a gamble when you've got a twenty million dollar plane, but it's rule-o numero uno until you finding yourself cleared for take off. What's the problem anyway - too chickenshit? Jeez Louise, grow a fucking spine already. Man, when I think of you lot, lazing in front of Trinny and Susannah, fantasising about doing the things that all the yous in parallel universes did last year, it makes me wanna puke. Zahzahah! See! It's easy, come on losers!
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Thanks to www.changeyourlifetoday.com I'm going to own my own ostrich farm and be the Queen of Mars by the end of the month. Thank you Doctor Benway. - Jonesy999, North London.
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Top writing as always Jonesy, but dude, please tell me you aren't really an Ipswich fan? Having been brought up a Norwich fan I'm afraid I'd have to take you off my xmas card list. Well I would if I was the sort of sad bastard that actually kept one..
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Ah, see Everton we like, plucky underdogs, it's a proud British tradition to like the plucky underdogs. Shame they've been utter shit since Graveson left really..
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