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You could do worse than the Best of the Inspiral Carpets for four pouns in the HMV sale I reckon.
Does anyone ever burst into song at (in)appropriate moments? Like when I was working in the US anyone who brought round the laundrey key would present it whilst singing "I've got the key, I've got the secret"- Urban Cookie Collective. Also useful "whoop, there it is"- some band circa 1993 when finding something you've lost.
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Also - when someone about to do smoething unadvisable - "ya betta check yaself before ya wreck yaself" delivered in impeccable Home Counties wigga, of course.
Er. Can I get an ident on that one too, please?
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[ D-Nice ] You know, $hort A lotta people out there Wanna be my friend, you know Just because I got a little hit record out, you know I'm sayin [ Too $hort ] I know, I know Rap groupies, you know He-he [ D-Nice ] Definitely rap groupies You know what I'm sayin? Yo, we should do a little somethin for em, you know [ Too $hort ] Check em Let's just check em Check em real quick [ D-Nice ] Let's check em, man
[ CHORUS: both ] I know that you're a hoe for my wealth You better just check yourself Cause in these days we don't go for that So you better try someone else (2x)
[ VERSE 1: D-Nice ] Now I can recall the first time I was out on tour With my boy Too $hort, leavin everyone in awe I met this little honey, she said, 'Hi, my name is Bunny' I never would have thought she was out for my money Now she appeared to me to be smart and legit Equipped with hips that'll break your whole shit But before that I can get a chance to knock it The goldigger's goldiggin in my pocket First she tried to say that she was playin She musta thought I was a fool cause she was sayin 'Ugh, oh D-Nice, I want you, I want you' I wouldn't try to trust her even if I want to I wanted just to smack her in the face But hittin females is just a bad mistake I guess tryin to get your money is a hobby or a sport Cause next she tried to kick it to my boy Too $hort
[ VERSE 2: Too $hort ] It's kinda funny: you want money from a pimp (Biatch) you're thinkin like fifty percent
I put my foot in your ass and then I owe you the rest I know the game, hoe, cause I'm the best Playin broads ain't based on luck You want money? I wanna fuck And after we do all that I'm takin my money back Biatch, kiss my pimpin ass Cause all the time I didn't have this cash You wouldn't call, wouldn't give me a number I couldn't see ya like Stevie Wonder I made a hit record, now I got money You wanna play Short Dog for a dummy You're so cool cause you think I'm rich You know you wanna be my bitch I'm not single, baby, not for you Fuck a bitch, and that's the goddamn truth If I was you, I wouldn't hold my breath Cause all you money-hungry hoes might starve to death
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[ VERSE 3: D-Nice ] Now I'm not tryin to come down too hard If you need some money, you should go and get a job But this one does not go out to all women Just those who try to kick game for a livin Cause I'm not the one to be played So don't step to me when you wanna get paid Cause you're the type of woman that survives on greed Yo $hort, won't you tell her what she needs [ Too $hort ] What you need is some type of financial support You won't get shit from your boy Too $hort I don't pay bitches and never will I'm too busy tryin to pay my bills I understand your reason for tryin But I been mackin since '79 You better check yourself before you wreck yourself Short Dog's in the muthafuckin house, bitch
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: Does anyone ever burst into song at (in)appropriate moments? Like when I was working in the US anyone who brought round the laundrey key would present it whilst singing "I've got the key, I've got the secret"- Urban Cookie Collective.
Oh yes. And sometimes that song too. (Are you me etc.) Also impromptu dances of joy, or even sarcastic dances of not really joy. These days you can clear quite a handy path in a public place that way.
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Cheers kira. I don't think I've ever even heard that, just the myriad pop-culture references.
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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*Blackness - Sound of keys furiously tapping, slowly a recognisable percussive beat is formed. Camera fades in from black, two figures emerge from the darkness, their faces lit by the glow from a 17" Mitsubishi Diamond Plus monitor.
Ben: I Bennee...
Rick(*falsetto*): and I Rickeee!!!
Both: Post together in perfect harmony Side by side on my computer keyboard All like, why don't we ?
Rick (*Serious*): Well you know.. that ppl are the same wherever you go.
Ben (*basso*): There's good and bad, in omnikin
Rick (dramatic): We learn to live, we learn to give each other What we need to survive
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