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A flea and a fly in a flue Said 'heavens, what shall we do' 'Let us fly,' said the flea 'Let us flee,' said the fly So they flew through a flaw in the flue.
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Yeah but we still don't have any idea how old they really are. The article doesn't state their age, and they certainly don't look 11 to me. But then this wouldn't hold up in court, so probably doesn't prove anything.
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Journalists often state people's ages by the year they were born. Hence, someone born in December 1980 would be described by a journo today as Jezbeth, aged 25, when ACTUALLY they were still 24. So a lazy journo could look up New Year twin birthdates and see that one was born (1 Jan) 1994 making them "11" and the other was born (31 Dec) 1993 making them "12". I mean, it's unlikely, but that's how it could technically happen.
Aside from that, alliterating siblings = wrong, alliterating twins = doubly wrong, twins named after animals = damaging.
Also, the only thing motivating me today is creating one of these Amazon wish list things, and revelling in an addictive orgy of unnecessary greed.
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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Mr Motivator appears to have womanely hips and no dick. Moral: don't take steroids, boys.
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Whenever I speak to the guy who sits opposite me, maybe with a question about the supporting people program, or relaying a message, he always frowns as soon as I start talking, like I'm not making any sense from the first word. The way you might react if a drunk accosts you on the street. Then there is a pause, then he says "I don't understand what you're saying", so I have to repeat myself, and then have a brief Q&A session, that always ends with me going "I...don't... know" Every time. I feel like I need to spend half an hour doing research just to speak to him without being made to feel as if I'm totally stupid. It's breaking me down.. It's draining me of vital energy.
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quote:Originally posted by H1ppychick: Mr Motivator appears to have womanely hips and no dick. Moral: don't take steroids, boys.
Or - and I don't think this because I think all black men have huge dicks - Mr Motivator has his dick plugged up his own arse, making it slide in and out by jumping.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Jonesy, that's not even the real Mr. Motivator. Man, this is bleak.
Mr Motivator is like Doctor Who, Benway. The guy in the picture is the 'Troughton' of lycra. He died of a heart attack in 1997 half way through a squat thrust/star jump routine (It's a Kind of Magic, in case you're interested). The original 'Hartnell' Motivator, born Derek Evens, died the following year - shot by a taxi driver (The Cocteau twins, car stereo). There have been 8 Motivators altogether. The most popular, the 'Baker' Motivator, has retired to Jamaica where he runs a bar called "Oh Yeah!" with 'Mad' Lizzie Romana. The current Motivator, 'Ecclestone', is former Olympic swimming medallist Adrian Moorehouse .
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I'm sorry about writing like a fool. Today I am viewing TMO like this:
Maybe we could will Thorn back. Let's all think about it really hard and maybe he'll get a sensation. An urge. Not there. Further up. He'll just have a quick peek. Just the one. Nice one Jonesy. Mr Motivator. Awww, Benways missed me. Heh. Sandwiches. Wuh?...hu? Have a quick word? With me? What about? Internet abuse? I don't know what you're talking about. Little girls vaginas? *splutter* No....I....er. Never work in this town again? But no.... I didn't......I mean that.... It wasn't us. It was the Warriors. The Warriors did it. You guys are good. The best. Naaaaaaaaaaaaoaaaoaaoooooooooooooooooooo.
That's a strange coincidence. I had a dream last night about a great new sitcom called "Mad About Jews" starring Helen Hunt and Adolph Hitler. The running gag of course was that the Hitler character kept getting incensed about the Jewish neighbors.
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