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I went to brussels, but my only enduring memory is trying to line up a comedy photo so that it looked like the little boy pissing statue was pissing into my mouth. It was seriously hilarious, and everybody laughed at my comedy skills.
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I'm going to go mad and stomp off in a minute. I have a hangoverdown from a massive weekend, I am stuck at work with nothing to do but stare at the internet patterns and TMO appears to be broken.
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quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: It's bloody difficult to get up any momentum on here at the moment. I've got love to give but no one to give it to.
A bit later perhaps later you can post me the spitgobhandguzzle of posts that I can attentively read and my brain will ejaculate raw joy. I'm up for the love, but remember - 2x2 pixels explorer.
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I'm fairly hungover too, Jonesy. I spent most of the weekend in a lifeless depressive funk, and resorted to slumping in the "T Bird" bar on the Blackstock Road for some Guiness therapy. It was ok though - it's a good little bar, with a Jukebox full of Britpop hits. I ended up quaffing six or seven pints before going to the local Jerk take away and asking for "salted fish", like a **** might do. Now, as the Nurofen plus wears off, the annoyingness of my drunken antics is being slowly revealed to me, like so many mexican eggs.
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in case you're wondering, TMO, last night I dreamed that I kept skipping work so I could have it off with prostitutes. One of them got really upset because I asked her what her name was, and she told me that it was 9th time we had done it together, so I should really have remembered. I woke up next to Louise and felt pretty low for carrying on in that kind of way.
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Las night I dreamed that Darryn won an award for gaming journalism, and on TV, it gave a run down of his career. It mentioned TMO as a 'once vibrant internet community', which was cool and sad at the same time. Then I was on the set of Robocop, filming an ED209 scene with my Dad, and it just disintegrated into him shouting at me for a being a loser with no life prospects.
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Congratulations on your award Darryn! I knew you could do it. Describing Elite's vipers as "the flying vulvas of King Tutankhamen's pirate bitch navy" was what swung it, I reckon.
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Another memorable quote from Darryn R's award winning article:
quote: Carbon Software have stuck their neck out with this abortion of a programme. If this squawking, pixilated hen truly is the child of Chuckie then A and F should waste no time in bringing down the meat clever of legal proceedings on their shameless larynx. In the absence of a spine, there shouldn't be much resistance. And the termination of Chuckie Egg's illegitimate offspring would surely be justifiable infanticide.
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Spooky, I was looking at trying to install my copy of Frontier Elite II the other day after my PC reinstall. Perfect timing I thought to install Dosbox and try and have a game, sadly the game ran buggy and I had to disable all music as it randomly crashed on song changes. Also if I had to re-load a game, I was forced to exit the game and go back in, because whenever I reloaded a game the game became unresponsive and I had to restart DOSBox.
I miss flying my Viper though, *looks like a fish, moves like a fish, steers like a cow.
*D.A - T.H.G.T.T.G
-------------------- my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: I'm going to go mad and stomp off in a minute. I have a hangoverdown from a massive weekend, I am stuck at work with nothing to do but stare at the internet patterns and TMO appears to be broken.
can i join your club? the fuckers took me trick or treating last night. things i learnt: trick or treating is rubbish when your ram raided by gangs of kids not in costumes uttering the word "trickortreatcandy"
i think my mates 8 year old son has a crush on john the depp.
black vodka = rubbish
men in bikini pants are always funny.
david beckham and posh spice was a rubbish costume idea as no one "got it". hint: i was david beckham.
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What kind of jester behatted fool shuns recomendations! 
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