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Ooooh I love YBF and all those Animals do the Kerazziest Things programmes. Even more guilty pleasurely, though, are The World's Wildest Police Videos and Dumb and Dumber with Tommy Vance.
Oh, and One Man and his Dog. That cheery theme tune, lovely Ben Fogle. Cup of tea, cat on lap, biscuit... Mmm mmmm,
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Currently my guilty pleasure is lame Christmas movies - I have set every one I can find made after 1998 to be recorded by the DVR, including the Mary Kate and Ashley one that triggered froopy's post.
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Bombay Bad Boy Pot Noodle I spend sooo much time being deliberately pretentious about food... but every now and again I have to be filthy with a Bad Boy.
Picking my nose When nobody is looking, and there's one of those special "blip-blaps" (where one end of a firm bogey adheres to the side with a less-crispy 'hinge') which has been annoying for a while, but resists all blowing attempts. Ooh, it's a great feeling to hook those out.
Reading on the toilet I do a suprising amount of reading on the toilet, I don't know if I should class it as a guilty pleasure or not.
Cream Liqueurs Baileys, Amarula, Sheridans - drinks for bummers, right? Well, I love cream liqueurs, me. And I've never touched another mans winkle.
quote:Originally posted by Waynster: ... Ballroom Dancing ... lots of people do it but nobody likes to talk about it.
Raises hand.
Ballroom Dancing Not necessarily a guilty pleasure on it's own, but it is when I press my erection against Nurse When during the tango. I fucking love that.
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: I know I shouldn't enjoy talking to people with speech impediments, but I do. If I engage someone in conversation and it turns out they have a really bad stutter, or they persistently mispronounce words, or if they have a really knockout lisp, I just get hit by a wave of joy. I can keep a straight face for hours, I put on a really open 'communication' face, wind down the tempo, take off the pressure, sit back and let that person entertain me. They probably think, "Wow! What a patient, thoughtful guy. He doesn't seem fazed or amused by my speech impediment, at all. I like him. I think I can open up to this guy. I'm going to talk to him for a long time." Meanwhile, I'm thinking, "ROFL!!1!! Spit it out you stuttering fuck! Oh, LOL! Spray that again. Fuhfuhfuh muhhurrhurrhurr? You don't say!"
That's probably bad, right?
I tried your technique today, but with stupid opinions rather than speech impediments. The results were even more satisfying than I could have imagined and now I'm wondering how much I can goad this person into saying over the next four days. Thanks TMO, now I have a new vice!
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I guess my guilty pleasure would have to be coffee shop music. The kind of soft and harmless world music they play in those sort of places. I don't enjoy it when I'm actually in a coffee shop, but when I'm working or it's late at night... just the job.
Like, right now I'm listening to Bobo by Salif Keita, which is the very definition of lovely cuddly music, but it kind of takes me off to another place and that's all I really want from music to be honest. It's just a pity that it's only coffee shops and Radio 3 that play the bloody stuff.
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Oooh yeah music.....Death Cab for Cutie and The Postal Service. Emo is my guilty pleasure. But it's not all emo... Okervill River can fuck off, Her Space Holiday can fuck off. It's basically Death Cab. I mean, it started off as a guilty pleasure, but now it's just a pleasure, not much guilt there...Likewise, thumbsucking. I know I'm supposed to feel bad that I still suck my thumb, but I don't. How often, in defining a pleasure as a guilt-ridden one, are we subscribing to others' views of what we should and shouldn't do?
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quote:Originally posted by Octavia: Have you got a little scar from years of tooth-pressure halfway down your thumb.
A little - I can't even see it today. I never put too much tooth-pressure on my thumb, which is how I managed to avoid making my teeth very sticky-outy.
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My guilty pleasure at the moment is enema porn. I never really undrestood the appeal of this the first time Octavia mentioned it, but after downloading a few clips of off Loliti.com, I totally get it - the humiliation, the wierdness. It's actually really really erotic.
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quote:Originally posted by Octavia: Have you got a little scar from years of tooth-pressure halfway down your thumb.
I have! My thumbs look totally different: and the favoured left one has a small round callous / dent on the back from where the upper teeth have dug in, which is pleasurable to nibble off when it gets hard enough. Yummy!!!!!
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I'm amazing, but I've never been a non-thumbsucker so I cannot compare. Also there are other factors which can help improve technique. This sounds like something Vice would do an experiment about. Anyone see the article where they tried to work out whether straight girls or gay guys were better at blow jobs?
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that website is pretty scary. Check out Rainbow:
quote: What I do as a Healer: I work without ego, I channel the pure love light vibration through my body, I counsel on the subjects of religion, the chakra's, body polarity, tantra. I heal with sensual energy
Training / Education: Intuitive touch; trained and educated by spiritual teacher and friend Tracy Elise. My enlightened potential was energized and inspired when I received an empowerment from my teacher. A special kind of energy was released, arousing my potential to travel the tantric path to completion.
not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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No joke i spent about 20 minutes on that site trying to work out if they were offering hand jobs or not.
Anyhow one cool thing they have on that site is a special oracle which helps choose the correct healer for your needs
quote:Can't decide which healer is right for you? The ancient tradition of divination allows spirit to guide you to your best choice-- all that is required of you is to ask to receive guidance.
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