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Yus, everyone’s favourite gorehound; the bedsit-dwelling, pasty-skinned little pervert with the mandrake eyes and the frighteningly fecund chin: it is his birthday! He is...
No...that can’t be right.
*counts on fingers*
TWENTY SEVEN YEARS OLD
I think? Or 26? I might be wrong.
Anyway. It doesn’t matter. His soul is prehistoric. It comes from the swamp of time. His mind embodies pure evil, an evil that has always existed and always will. He might be two hundred years old, or two thousand. Even as a toddler, he was never young.
In small homage, all I can do is present a picture of a healthy young woman about to lick the cold heart of an ox; her hot, writhy mouthparts about to willingly imbibe pure essence of death. I hope that, in some small way, this satisfies.
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Happy Birthway Benday. I hope for your sake you're 27 - I remember 26 being an absolutely dismal year, whereas 27 was suprisingly exciting and productive. Goodluch.
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is this the bit where im supposed to say something cheering about how growthful and edumacational and funbulge i found my 27th year? i found my 27th year extraordinarily growthful and edumacational and funbulge to the max! <<<< these are PURE LIES.
to celebrate your birthday, here is a picture of A BUNNY RABBIT BEING RAPED.
well, maybe not raped, but there are certainly some consent issues happening there i reckon.
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Where the frigging tits is everybody? Everyone at this office has gone to the Christmas lunch (I, as a freelancer, refused - fuck that shit in the ass) - and there appears to be nobody on the internet. This sucks the root! Did everyone die and nobody tell me? Because if so I am totally not buying the rest of my Christmas presents. Posts: 6175
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i'm here... I was trying to think of a suitably witty Benway Birthday Greeting, that looked like it just came off the top of my head, but guess I may as well give up on that.
And I can't find any more pics of semi-consensual woodland animal sex.
I don't know why the internet isn't chock-a-block to the rafters with people skiving in the festive season. I know I am.
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quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: was the lunch free?
It was free in terms of actual financial cost, but there are other kinds of costs... and actually having to get to know co-workers who you are only going to be coworking with for another few weeks is one of them. I've learnt the hard way - just say no. There's animosity between freelancers and office workers at the best of times... no point exacerbating it with cold turkey and warm wine....
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Happy Birthday Bengay. I am wearing some new slagboots in honour of your special day.
-------------------- What I object to is the colour of some of these wheelie bins and where they are left, in some areas outside all week in the front garden. Posts: 4941
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Happy birthday ben-wah. Hope you are well. It's been a while, hasn't it. Since we spoke, I mean. But that's what birthdays are about. Posts: 2166
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Thanks to TMO for your birthday wishes! I've had TWO DAYS off work in celebration - almost all of which was spent playing on computer games. And, I'm excited by my birthday power to ressurect previously dead forumites. Good to see you Elve!
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