quote:Originally posted by Roy: I do miss ralph. Today I even started a thread with 'beards' in the title.
Oh, Roy. I miss you, too. I laughed at the title of that thread you started, I really did. And, like the boogeyman, a mere mention of my name brings me back, although only briefly I'm afraid.
quote:Originally posted by Roy: Kovacs scared poor little ralph away.
I can't have you believeing that, Roy. I'll admit to misleading you into thinking that, but my reasons for leaving have nothing to do with kovacs. I have nothing but respect and admiration for the man.
See you on the mean streets of Malton, Roy. Remember, the zombie you're hacking at with an axe could be me.
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So why did you go? Was it something I said? If you told me, you know, I could try and change things, make it better. You went without any word of explanation.
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Not much of a choice is it. Why can't there be a "Nineteenth Century Rake" or "Space Alien" option?
I suppose I'd go for Gay Cowboy. I must admit, I'm no fan of manbumsex, but let's look at the evidence:
Zombie: Bits falling off: BAD Almost Immortal: GOOD The pain... the pain of being deaaad!: BAD Women running and screaming from you: BAD Inability to get drunk: BAD Guaranteed bit parts in horror films: GOOD Inability to open doors: BAD Having to hang around with other zombies: BAD Good: 2 BAD: 6
Gay Cowboy: Bumsex, with men: BAD Mortal: BAD Getting to wear Victorian clothes: GOOD Women trusting you for fashion advice, whilst parading around in their undies: GOOD Ability to get drunk: GOOD Guaranteed bit parts in gay porn films: BAD Ability to open doors: GOOD Having to hang around with the living: GOOD Good: 5 BAD: 3
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