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Hmmmm. I have been thinking over whether to respond to this thread as I'm somewhat hampered by not knowing who most of the posters are anymore. However, being ill-informed has never stopped me in the past, so here goes!
Forette's favourite and long time gusset-whumper Jonesy. As Bjork once said "his wicked sense of humour suggests exciting sex". This pretty much sums up Jonesy's attraction for me. Deliciously funny and a cunning linguist, Jonesy will have you simpering in an attempt to conceal your gushing within a flick of the 'add reply' icon. And this is before you've even met him, before you see what a fine specimen he is in person and before he does something ultra kind like send you a Star Wars toy because he thinks someone close to you will like it. *sighs* Oh, Jonesy.
My second male poster is someone who kind of snuck up on me. Someone I always admired and was curious about but who induced a sufficient amount of awe to keep me feeling too awkward and lumpen to approach. So, when I finally did pluck up the guts to interact and finally got to meet him, I was blown away by his apparently effortless charm and easy-going nature. Plus, he looks like Jake Gyllenhall in Brokeback Mountain! That's right, I give you Omikin. To this day, I still smile when I remember Omikin's story about how he used to write his name as teenage goth.
For the laydeez, I am spoilt for choice. There are quite a few names I've give here. If I have to narrow it down though, I'll go firstly for Herbs. You see, if I was a man or if I had lesbotic tendencies, Herbs would be right up my street. She radiates confidence and sureness, like a woman who enjoys her body and enjoys others enjoying it too. Does that make sense? Again, it's that wicked sense of humour thing. Combine that with her warmth of character and you've got one hot tamale.
My second choice is really difficult. I think that I will have to go for someone who, in my opinion, has got it all - striking good looks, a figure to die for, intellectual strength and again, a strong sense of humour (seems to be something of a theme with me). Obviously, I'm talking about Scrawny.
So, those are my nominations. Not sure if they will have any impact on the running order so far but then hey, I've probably totally missed the boat by replying so late anyway.
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The poll remains open until all posters have contributed. Any posters not contributing will be considered slightly suspect 'asexual' like Robbie Williams or Sandi Toksvig.
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Jesus Christ, that's a grouping I'd like to avoid. I'll confess I'm a little stuck though, as I've not had the time to devote to past threads to find out more about you all - I was going to try and pick this up as I went along.
I can, however, give a small contribution based on your avatars:
For the men, I nominate Kovacs - the chiselled looks, stern set of his mouth and the mask combine to form an overpoweringly sexual image. It's like he's undressing you with his eyes. He knows you want him.
Also, Thorn. Every sex poll should have a queen to liven it up.
For the ladies, VP's rampant pony has always given me the horn. Inexplicably.
Now I really am struggling though - the pictures are thin on the ground. Is Marmite a female or male condiment?
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Sidney - I blush. But also concur on the male sexxus front. Little Jonesy - bad boy trying to turn good, wicked sense of humour fronting vulnerability: doesn't it just make you want to shag his brains out then wrap him up in a fluffy wuffy blanky and wuffle his hair? And OhMyQuim - a subtle, one-liner grower with a twinkle in his eye.
As for laydeez, I'd like to give it up for the now elusive DiscoMargarita. Smart-talking, capital-eschewing wise-ass with her tits on upside-down in a Tudor stylee. Rrrrrroaw. And having seen Scrawny bump and grind on the dancefloor, while I re-inserted Bandy's tongue into his mouth, she'd have to get my second vote.
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I'm voting DeeEm and Oobs, Oobs for the unstinting flirtatiousness and DeeEm for the pixie outfit, among other things. For the male posters... I'm going with kovacs and Thorn. It's all about authority, really, isn't it?
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Wow! His vote-swap ploy seems to have had a disastrous effect on Ringo's prospects. The smart money's now on Thorn, Jonesy or Omikin or Kovacs.
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Woo-hoo! I am feeling well sexy at the moment - I'm wearing a literally brand new pair of pants, which I bought in an emergency after accidentally crapping in my last clean pair last night (clean-ish, I'd had them on for three days). While I was shopping for them, still commando, I accidentally collided with a six year old child, and it made me feel like a sex-pest.
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For the lads its gonna be Ben (for the recent description of him at meats bellowing as if he were still in the north) and Roy. I have no idea what he looks like but all that flirting with Ralph has got me going. And I don't like beards. Sorry Ralph.
For the ladies its gonna have to be Vogon Poetess despite her recent deep dicking (to quote Thorn) and Abby. Again, no idea what she looks like but her tag is kinda sexy.
quote:Originally posted by squeegy: I have no idea what he looks like but all that flirting with Ralph has got me going. And I don't like beards. Or dickheads. Sorry Ralph.
poor ralph.
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from where i am sitting i can see carey's grant's birthplace from the window! right now! there it is! look! you cant see it, because youre not here with me, but if you were, youd be able to see it. the one with the lamppost outside. that one. look.
(this entire post is a fabrication, because i am not sitting on the street where carey grant lives, i am sitting in an internet cafe about five minutes walk round the corner. but i could very easily be sitting in a room across from carey grant's birthplace posting on tmo. if you like, i will go and find a post that i wrote from across the road from carey grant's birthplace to prove it. or you could just take my word for it.)
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BM, please can you tell me for what other reasons i am sexy apart from the elf costume, because i think i look about 13 in that picture, and i would hate to begin harbouring suspicions that you are some sort of peeder. i mean, i know youre not, but for my own peace of mind, please can you list all the other reasons why i am sexy other than the fact that i once let someone take a picture of me in a fake fur tabard. (well, i say once....)
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lol, thankyou jonesy. i am bad at posting at the moment. it has been a long time.
i thought carey looked wrong and i was going to type that i was having a 'kovacs- excellent' moment, but i googled it that way and got results. so i never.
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Someone could do a mocked-up series of three film posters with Donnie Brasco, Donnie Darko and then one of Dangermouse with Donnie Murdo under it, ha ha
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motherfucker! now my votes are going to look like the eurovision song contest when all the balkan states vote for each other, and terry wogan is all like, 'yeah, right, slovenia, good choice, bosnia- herzogovina were blatantly the best even though their song sounded like an armed gang rape in a bontempi depot and the lead singer was either a man or a woman or a depilated horse in a bomber jacket, but im jiggered if id bet my last farthing on a bet as to which.'
which is not to say that either jonesy or BM are the bosnian- herzogovinian eurovision entries of TMO. they are 1988 era johnny logan solid gold douze pwuhn all the fucking way to the podium. but i cant vote for them so i am voting for omikin and ben. reasons: CRAVAT. PIG- TUSSLING. RUSSIAN LITERATURE. HAIRY LEGS. KNOWING THE GAELIC FOR DANGERMOUSE.
girls: abby, because she is fucking fit, and herbs, because she makes i larf and i reckon shes muck- filthy.
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Hmmm... Arsebiscuits... I had convinced myself that I wasn't going to post on this thread 'cos I don't think about any of you in THAT way...
However, upon reflection, I suppose...
GIRLZ Apart from the obvious Amy Whom I may, or may not have conversed with off-board.. And sent flowers to all the way to sunny Philly. And the equally obvious Ageing Grace After the O'Neals Meat... Remember the walk to the taxi Benwah?
It would have to be Modge just.. Because.. and probably, after a bit of forite-stylee development Kira
BOYZ The first choice would be our very own beige metrosexual Terriervax 'Cos he's really cool in a line-drawn pre-distopian melange kind of way. And.. Erm...
Flip....
Bandy - Geek chic is the new black I suppose.. He's got the whole bumbling Clark Kent thing going on, and seeing as how he 'bagged' old-skool swoonmeister Scrawny Scroggins he must have a todger like a walrus with elephantiasis...
You'll notice that I have replied even though no-one has mentioned me... Cunch of Bunts that you are...
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