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Topic: Unto us a child is born

ralph

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Greetings TMO.

I have a new son! On Tuesday, February 21, at 9:01am, mrs ralph gave birth to a beautiful baby boy, my third son. He weighed in at 8 pounds, 3 ounces. He looks just like his father, minus the beard of course. mrs ralph and baby ralph are doing well. We love him more than you can possibly imagine. [Smile]

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Darryn.R
TMO Admin

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Well done Ralph and Mrs Ralph and the Ralphettes...

Congrats from all at TMO.

[ 28.02.2006, 07:37: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Happy 1,000th, Ralph!
Oh and well done on the baby, too.

[Smile]

[ 28.02.2006, 07:40: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Happy 1,000th, Ralph!
Oh and well done on the baby, too.

You do realize that I purposely avoided posting the big 1000 until my child was born? After the pressure you put on me, I figured who would give me grief about a crap 1000th post if it was about the birth of my baby? [Wink]

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New Way Of Decay

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Top one Ralph. There's a lot of good sperm on TMO. Well done. I'm going to steal a baby for my 6k post and write the ransom note on here.

[ 28.02.2006, 07:45: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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squeegy
'small african childe'

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Best 1000th post ever. Congrats!

I am slightly worried you are creating an army of ralphs set on destroying the world with gay innuendo though.

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Black Mask

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Congratulations, ralph.

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Darryn.R
TMO Admin

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
He looks just like his father, minus the beard of course.

FOR SHAME

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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Congratulations, ralph.

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Doctor Agamemnon When

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Hooray for shagging and the inevitable consequences! Well done, Sir.

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Satine
TMO Member

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Nice one, ralph!

What's the little one's name?

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Purple Monkey Dishwasher:

What's the little one's name?

ralph. Just like the other two.

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Bandy
Watchoo talkin' 'bout

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Roy, surely?

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Esmeralda
TMO Member

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Congrats to all. Do we get a pic?

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Purple Monkey Dishwasher:
Nice one, ralph!

What's the little one's name?

His name is Galen. Although the name Roy did briefly make the short list.

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by Esmeralda:
Do we get a pic?

Is the posting of baby pictures acceptable at TMO? I only ask because I was given grief somewhere else when I posted pictures of my children...

[ 28.02.2006, 08:15: Message edited by: ralph ]

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turbo
Gold.....
What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.

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Congratulations ralph!!! You must be over the moon.

Also yes, you must post pictures. Now. I demand it.

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Darryn.R
TMO Admin

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Post away, if we fathers can't big up our kids then it's a sorry world we live in...

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Boy Racer
This man has no twinkie !

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Congratulations Ralph. Fuck off Squeegy.

[ 28.02.2006, 08:45: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]

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squeegy
'small african childe'

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How about reading the thread before posting.

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Physic
Digital PIMP !

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
minus the beard of course.

Give it time..

Congrats to the Ralph clan!

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by turbo:
Congratulations ralph!!! You must be over the moon.

Also yes, you must post pictures. Now. I demand it.

Thanks, Turbo. Yes, the entire family is pretty wasted these days.

I might send you one privately if you have no objections, as I fear posting a pic would almost immediately result in it being reposted with an added beard. [Smile]

ETA: Thanks for proving my point, Physic.

[ 28.02.2006, 08:47: Message edited by: ralph ]

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
I only ask because I was given grief somewhere else when I posted pictures of my children...

Haha! What kind of mummentfruntz nuggets would complain about something like that?

quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
On Tuesday, February 21, at 9:01am, mrs ralph gave birth to a beautiful baby boy

Your last post was: 15-02-2006 14:39 so fair play to your wife for sticking to her guns and giving birth despite the tykes desire to stay firmly in place.

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Niffer
Een beetje vreemd, maar wel lekker!

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congrats, Roy. [Smile]

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squeegy
'small african childe'

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That baby looks just like George Carlin!

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Physic
Digital PIMP !

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
Thanks for proving my point, Physic.

To be fair it would have been a very tasteful beard for Ralph Jr, maybe a nice handlebar moustache or a nice pair of lamb-chops [Wink]

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Darryn.R
TMO Admin

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and mince hair, with mint sauce aftershave

[ 28.02.2006, 08:59: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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Satine
TMO Member

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^^^

Hang on, isn't that Misc?

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MiscellaneousFiles

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God you're right - that's my old hairstyle (before I made the life-changing switch from reading Side Parting Monthly to Centre Parting Weekly).

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rooster
"When You're Hungry For A Big Cock!"

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Congrats ralph!

Though, I'm surprised you couldn't produce at least a nine pounder [Wink]

Looking back, you'll see froopy posted pictures of ours (and as far as I know, they weren't altered...at least here on tmo).

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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Congratulations, ralph. Good news indeed.

A boy you say?

Any, ahem, ideas for a name?

Love

ROY

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Physic
Digital PIMP !

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quote:
Originally posted by squeegy:
How about reading the thread before posting.

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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.

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quote:
Originally posted by Niffer:
congrats, Roy.

This is great. [Big Grin]

Congratulations Ralph! x

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ralph

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quote:
Originally posted by rooster:
Congrats ralph!

Though, I'm surprised you couldn't produce at least a nine pounder

Looking back, you'll see froopy posted pictures of ours (and as far as I know, they weren't altered...at least here on tmo).

That's what my wife and I said when we saw him. Look how tiny he is!. That was before we knew he was 8+ pounds. Our second was close to 10, so we're chalking this up to a genetic freak of some sort. I just wish I could produce a female child. Curse these overly-masculine loins of mine!

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Waynster

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Congratulations Ralph on 't nipper - hope he brings you lots of joy

[ 28.02.2006, 09:21: Message edited by: Waynster ]

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