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what mikee seems to be saying is that i am being flirtatious, and that you are having sex with a lady, and that this somehow out of the normal way of things. in which case, i would certainly like to swap back, if at all possible.
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quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: what mikee seems to be saying is that i am being flirtatious, and that you are having sex with a lady, and that this somehow out of the normal way of things. in which case, i would certainly like to swap back, if at all possible.
Well, I meant that Uber was saying 'I am a lesbian now' and that Disco was saying 'I like a good slab of fat meat in my chuffer' but damn close. Anyway, enjoy dem cider margheritas.
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actually, i did turn a girl gay once, as mikee quite rightly pointed out. she did however, come running back, i guess deep down every girl really does just want a deep dicking. i mean there is so much out there that points to this, films like chasing amy, lesbians useage of dildo's the world over, and all those girlie girlies going for "manly" lesbians with strap ons. come on girls, you just want it done right, with a friend, yeah, a young hot friend, with no clothes exept white stockings and those swish gothic heels. maybe thats just what id' like.
oh yeah, lisa, i think i spotted your new boyfriend with bill bailey last week. is this right?
xxx
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Ganesh, see just because I like you doesn't mean I'm going to punish myself in this way. I'm not sticking with TMO because I am a deluded nostalgic fool.
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I bumped into Lisa this evening and teh Jaghoe told me that Kelly Osbourne was DJing tomorrow night. I asked if Lisa wanted to join us, but then remembered she was sitting there at the time and must have overheard the conversation. Anyway, I dunno if I'm gonna go - the Geldof daughters are DJing across town and I really wanna go to that.
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Both nights are free entry! No ligging mate!
Buy yes I want a celeb's daughter. Of course. Preferably Peaches Honey-Blossom rather than Kelly Osborne, but Peaches is like sixteen so um.
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