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I am, matter o' fact and for a number of reasons:
1) I handed in my notice at work today 2) I think we've found an enthusiastic and rather minted businessman to be the chairman of our company 3) One of the world's largest advertising agencies is very interested in using the software globally
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Married life is treating me very well thanks Dazzler. It's a bit like life was before but with a ring on my finger and my weekends back. No pics, sorry; I’m allergic to cameras.
Good to hear you are well on the way to becoming an international bastard of money, Bandy. Congratulations on quitting your job.
When is your presentation in the U.S? Will you be like Cleese and Gervais, seducing the yankee dollar with your tall charm?
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quote:Originally posted by vikram: Hey Jonesy, hope life is so sweet you've developed diabetes.
Sure is vikram! Sweetas. I can feel the onset of adult blindness as I (touch)type, and if I don't get insulin soon then I'm going to have a seizure and possibly rock a coma:) Posts: 7733
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quote:Originally posted by Bandy: Can we see some wedding / honeymoon pix, Jonz?
Wedding: my mother sewing a button on my jacket. Note famous TMOites in background.
Honeymoon: A Giraffe. Note giraffe in foreground.
I don’t have many pictures on my digital camera. The honeymoon pics have been sent off for developing. And I’ve no scanner to load up the 60 zillion shots sent by the official photographer/criminal mastermind.
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Congratulations Jonesy, nice to see it all working out. Sugar doesn't give you diabetes though, so hopefully a simple bee-sting allergy and some bees filled with heroin will be enough to send you into a bliss coma.
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I don't think it's possible to have a properly satisfying poo while on hard drugs. For Grade A satisfaction the stool needs to be firm and thick and long enough to dip its head without letting go. Like an Australian bungee jumper but, you know, more likeable.
Despite the clever marketing of the brand, 'Hard' drugs deliver soft poos. Sorry, but that's the way it is.
quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: It felt a lot like that actually. Apart from the having to stay sober for most of the day thing, obviously.
And the similarities don't end there... for the forseeable future your life will consist of toeing the line, being browbeaten into conforming to an everchanging set of rules, working your hardest to please an indifferent superior, bullying, fistfights, wasted potential and bad food.
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: And the similarities don't end there... for the forseeable future your life will consist of toeing the line, being browbeaten into conforming to an everchanging set of rules, working your hardest to please an indifferent superior, bullying, fistfights, wasted potential and bad food.
Yeah, but that's balanced out by some kind of tax break, right?
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quote:Originally posted by not...: Mums are gr9. Bringing a needle and thread to a wedding. They are like human swiss army knives
I know. She once got a stone out of a horse's hoof during a christening, and skewered ants on a toothpick kebab then barbecued them using a mini magnifying glass - to entertain the grandchildren when the service got boring.
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What was the horse doing at the christening?
Glad it's all going well, the Jones. My friend who's been working in Africa sent me a picture of herself standing right next to a giraffe. Your picture isn't as good, I'm afraid.
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: What was the horse doing at the christening?
Limping.
quote: Glad it's all going well, the Jones. My friend who's been working in Africa sent me a picture of herself standing right next to a giraffe. Your picture isn't as good, I'm afraid.
Sorry.
I did see a cheetah stalk, chase, kill and eat (well, snack on) a gazelle, and an elephant charging a lioness to defend a cute, dead baby elephant. When the films are developed, I'll try to scan in a better pic. Although I probably won't, because I can't imagine there's anything more fucking boring than someone else's crap safari photos. So I'll just shut up and never mention it again.
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: My friend sent me a picture of herself standing right next to a giraffe. Your picture isn't as good, I'm afraid.
That's a bit harsh on Bandy isn't it? I'm sure he was doing his best.
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