edit: no wonder this board's gone to shit. I ask TWO questions, you know. I put my LIFE on the line. I give it all. And you, you just sit there and take take take take take take take.
Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Actually, Zygote, what happened to the psycho ex?
Which I realise isn't a proper problem, but all my problems at the moment are pretty much beyond solving so there's not much point looking for answers on TMO unless one of you is a cheap yet extremely professional hitman in your spare time. Or has a van I could borrow.
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Can't you do what the farm that Ubertrick is always banging on about did, and sell of acres of your property? It looks to be pretty massive, and you don't actually have to give them away or anything.
quote:Originally posted by Louche: Actually, Zygote, what happened to the psycho ex?
After attempting to strangle me, then attacking me with a wine glass after she turned up at my work's Christmas do unannounced, screaming at any female employee that was seen talking to me, I tried several times to make her leave, without resorting to physically chucking her into the street. In the end (on Christmas Day), I rung her Father and asked him to please come and take his daughter away. He came, she went. It finished.
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Hi Disco, I forgot to say that Thorn and I really enjoyed The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, which I think you recommended.
I like the sound of the dress, but the fishnet tights have confused me a bit. The only thing that people seem to wear them with is those tedious ballet pumps- and I'm sure you'd prefer something more minxy with a heel.
It will probably be near impossible to find shoes of a matching shade of green to your dress (see my Glorious Goodwood outfit). I say ditch the tights and get some silvery strappy tarts trotters. Silver shoes are proper weddingy.
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Sorry I don't have many dilemmas at the moment Amp, everything is really clear cut and concise.
Ooooh, except I might not have to worry about my younger siblings finding out who I am. looks like my motheres husband has filed for both divorce and full custody of the children.
quote:Originally posted by dance margarita: eh, fuck that noise! lets talk about zygotes looper ex.
I'd rather not, to be honest. They were dark days. I paid the price for seeing someone with a horribly chequered past, thinking that things would be different with me! My friends knew of her (don't ask) and they tried relentlessly to make me see the light, but my own pig-headedness and refusal to fold under everyone's mutterings, plus the fact that she was [selfishsexobsession]unbelievable in the bedroom[/selfishsexobsession] cost me dearly in the end.
So, it was entirely my fault for even letting the 'relationship' getting to the stage that it did. There were enough warning signs in the first instance.
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I reckon you shouldn't have to talk about stuff, just make one little post. One question post. Anyway, it was an idea. Sorry for having an idea. So what are you wearing and what are you weekend plans. Also, Ralph, can I come visit? I want to be in the country away from all my friends, who are all gay and rubbish and pissing me off ridiculously with their media *******ness and their stupid fights over boys. Posts: 6175
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Also, Zygote, why don't you hop on over to S'n'R and tell us how Psycho Ex was unbelieveable in the bedroom? I wanna find out how much of a perv you are.
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quote:Originally posted by London: Zygote. We need questions from Zygote.
I currently drink, on average, a bottle of wine every day. On Fridays and Saturdays, sometimes I increase this to two. This routine has been in existence for, ummm... probably the last four years. Am I going to die of liver failure soon?
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Not too soon, but it'll catch up to you eventually. I've lost no less than seven uncles to liver failure caused by too much drinking. Stop drinking so much, Zygote. The world needs you.
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quote:Originally posted by London: Also, Zygote, why don't you hop on over to S'n'R and tell us how Psycho Ex was unbelieveable in the bedroom? I wanna find out how much of a perv you are.
As much as I'd like to tell you, even I know there are boundaries that shouldn't really be crossed. Even in the on-line 'world'. In my defence, it was always the psycho's suggestions, not mine. Apart from the obvious ones.
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Look at this weather! The only place I'm going tonight is to the library to get some DVDs to watch. Because that's how ROCK AND ROLL *I* AM.
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One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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I have a question - I'm turning into a horrible media ****. What do I do?
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Hang out with my media **** friend and make some contacts to further your career, ideally in a direction away from me, which is fine by you because you look down on me for being 'underground' anyway, while suspecting I think you're a sellout, which I do?
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quote:Originally posted by scrawny: I have a question - I'm turning into a horrible media ****. What do I do?
Move away from London. You never hear people talk about Hull's Media Elite, do you?
Quit your job. Become a full-time alcoholic.
Dress unfashionably. Wear something really bad, so all your media friends / contacts can't stand to be around you (be careful to avoid appearing ironic).
Just say no. You can't be a media cunt unless you're constantly coked up and dropping more pills than an octogenarian AIDS sufferer.
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quote:Originally posted by London: One of my friends is turning into a horrible media **** and I'm totally starting to hate her. What should I do, TMO?
Try to make them see the error of their ways or failing that palm them off on some other hapless soul.
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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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MOve along. Nothing to see here etc.
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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Move away from London. You never hear people talk about Hull's Media Elite, do you?
Hmm. There's some good advice here. Except I am now in love with New York, which would made me a foreign media **** and therefore even more insufferable.
quote: Quit your job. Become a full-time alcoholic.
I was becoming a full-time soberer, which means I cannot be media as I am not falling out of stupid restaurants at 5 in the afternoon completely plastered having dined on only a rissole of sea sponge and four litres of wine.
quote: Dress unfashionably. Wear something really bad, so all your media friends / contacts can't stand to be around you (be careful to avoid appearing ironic).
I dress like a tramp anyway. This, of all your points, gives me hope.
quote: Just say no. You can't be a media cunt unless you're constantly coked up and dropping more pills than an octogenarian AIDS sufferer.
Awesome! It has been at least months and months since I misbehaved. I conclude from this research that I am only about 23% media **** , which means I can still be saved.
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