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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by sam:
You men.

I didn't mean to alienate anybody. Here sam, you can play along at home.

Step 1. Blow up the attached Jpeg on the colour photocopier at work.

Step 2. Run home with excitement and anticipation.

Step 3. Cut out the white eyeholes and the surrounding white area around the mask.

Step 4. Staple a piece of elastic to both ears to form a loop around the back of the mask.

Step 5. Prop a full sized mirror against the wall.

Step 6. Lick nipples. Aggressively

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sam
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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:

quote:
Originally posted by sam:
You men.
I didn't mean to alienate anybody. Here sam, you can play along at home.

Step 1. Blow up the attached Jpeg on the colour photocopier at work.

Step 2. Run home with excitement and anticipation.

Step 3. Cut out the white eyeholes and the surrounding white area around the mask.

Step 4. Staple a piece of elastic to both ears to form a loop around the back of the mask.

Step 5. Prop a full sized mirror against the wall.

Step 6. Lick nipples. Aggressively

TOTAL appreciation! Complete belly-laugh. [Big Grin]

Awesome!

(Shh, Darryn. I'm glad I'm not the only one with the same problem.)

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New Way Of Decay

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That's why I said aggressively.

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herbs

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There's no hole for the tongue.

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ralph

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And you call that a beard? [Roll Eyes]

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69 Comeback Elvis
Skank Ho

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I'm going to be in the same room as Hippychick tonight. I'll be wearing a pink shirt. I am sitting in seat 41C.

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New Way Of Decay

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Originally posted by herbs:
There's no hole for the tongue.

That's what my housemate said. I see flapping your tongue about is a ladies thing then. I thought it was an isolated incident.

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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i think it's more that nipple-licking is quite difficult without a tonguehole.

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New Way Of Decay

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I don't think any of you are getting the part about enthusiasm and aggression.

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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you're just backtracking as a result of your hopelessly flawed proposals.

also: i don't know many women who could (or indeed would particularly want to) lick their own nipples so this whole idea is pretty much a bust (heh!) from the get-go.

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London

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Originally posted by H1ppychick:

also: i don't know many women who could (or indeed would particularly want to) lick their own nipples so this whole idea is pretty much a bust (heh!) from the get-go.

Funnily enough there is an article on my website about this very topic, written by a girl who loves to suck her own nipples!

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London

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PS - that girl isn't me, by the way.

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herbs

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Surely you have to have enormous udders to be able to lick your own nips. I've tried, but can't quite get there.

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New Way Of Decay

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Sasha, who is both not safe for work and disagrees with you, can lick her nipples and clearly enjoys it.

What other explanation is there?

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Originally posted by herbs:
I've tried, but can't quite get there.

In your FACE H1ppy.

Nipples in your face.

[ 23.10.2006, 08:00: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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London

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Since clearly none of you wankers can be arsed to look at my site, I'll excerpt a pertinent paragraph:

The trick for getting them in your gob is to have big nipples but small boobs. The fried egg look does have its advantages, and the further your yolks stick out, the better. As they tend to come in unmatching pairs, you may find one mammary more malleable than the other - Mrs Left has always been my flexible friend.

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sam
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udders?

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ralph

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lol

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sam
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Originally posted by London:
Since clearly none of you wankers .....

wankers... nipple-lickers. We ain't fussy.

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herbs

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I did look, but after I'd posted. Admittedly, not the ideal order. But the idea of little udders and huge nips has disturbed me, and left me with images of walnut whips.

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New Way Of Decay

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I use to eat the walnut first to get that bit out of the way. Not much has changed.

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