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sabian

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A WEALTHY HOSPITAL BENEFACTOR WAS VISITING
>THE HOSPITAL WHEN, DURING HER TOUR, SHE
>PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE PATIENT WAS
>MASTURBATING.
>
>OH MY GOD!" SCREAMED THE WOMAN. "THAT'S
>DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS HE DOING THAT?"
>
>THE DOCTOR THAT WAS LEADING THE TOUR
>EXPLAINED, "I AM VERY SORRY, BUT THIS MAN HAS
>A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE THE TESTICLES
>RAPIDLY REFILL WITH SEMEN. IF HE DOESN'T DO
>THAT FIVE TIMES A DAY, THEY'LL EXPLODE
>AND HE'LL DIE WITHIN MINUTES."
>
>"OH, WELL IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OK,"
>COMMENTED THE WOMAN.
>IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM THEY COULD SEE THAT A
>FEMALE NURSE WAS PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A
>DIFFERENT MALE PATIENT.
>AGAIN THE WOMAN SCREAMED, "OH MY GOD! HOW
>CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?"
>
>THE DOCTOR REPLIED.
>"SAME ILLNESS, BUT HE'S WITH BUPA."

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