A WEALTHY HOSPITAL BENEFACTOR WAS VISITING >THE HOSPITAL WHEN, DURING HER TOUR, SHE >PASSED A ROOM WHERE A MALE PATIENT WAS >MASTURBATING. > >OH MY GOD!" SCREAMED THE WOMAN. "THAT'S >DISGRACEFUL! WHY IS HE DOING THAT?" > >THE DOCTOR THAT WAS LEADING THE TOUR >EXPLAINED, "I AM VERY SORRY, BUT THIS MAN HAS >A SERIOUS CONDITION WHERE THE TESTICLES >RAPIDLY REFILL WITH SEMEN. IF HE DOESN'T DO >THAT FIVE TIMES A DAY, THEY'LL EXPLODE >AND HE'LL DIE WITHIN MINUTES." > >"OH, WELL IN THAT CASE, I GUESS IT'S OK," >COMMENTED THE WOMAN. >IN THE VERY NEXT ROOM THEY COULD SEE THAT A >FEMALE NURSE WAS PERFORMING ORAL SEX ON A >DIFFERENT MALE PATIENT. >AGAIN THE WOMAN SCREAMED, "OH MY GOD! HOW >CAN THAT BE JUSTIFIED?" > >THE DOCTOR REPLIED. >"SAME ILLNESS, BUT HE'S WITH BUPA."