You lot are too much. That's the nicest gesture ever. Let me see if I can do it on my mum's card first, then maybe instead of throwing money at worthless old me, you could send it in Darryn's direction, or something.
Which sounds a bit like "no flowers, charity donations preferred", or something, but you know what I mean.
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That's gone up a bit since I did my test, I'm sure it was like £10 cheaper than that.
I'd be happy to paypal but I don't have paypal, unless someone wants to paypal on my behalf and I'll give you some cash "when I see you.."
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Well, it seems you can't book your test immediately after failing a previous one. There's a minimum period you have to wait (I remember the examiner saying something about "seeing you soon after the ten days", when he was being nice at the end).
So pay day will have come around by then and it will all be lovely.
But I am genuinely touched and moved by your generous offers. TMO is a truly great place - gestures like these are very life-affirming.
On a positive note, did I tell you about my first sales win the other day? I think I did. That was great.
More about cars: have any of you seen Ling's Cars dot com? Interesting site, as it's done deliberately amateurish and a bit crap, but there seems to be a sound business behind it.
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She can give you advice on how to build a good website:
quote:I am so pleased that most people like website. Recently, I have many questions asked about how to make own site that works like my site. Here are Ling thoughts...
Most people and business look at website wrong way. Try plugging head into 240v mains electric to clear brain.
Website is like an extension of you, person behind business. Are you alive? Then website should be alive. Do you change, have emotion, get angry, get happy? Then website should do all these things. Here is how (in Ling humble opinion)...
quote:Originally posted by mart: instead of throwing money at worthless old me, you could send it in Darryn's direction, or something.
This is a lovely idea. Better than having Mart clogging up the roads anyway. Let's give some money to Darryn and see if we can't salvage some good from Red Nose Day after all.
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Unfortunately, I can't log in to Paypal from work, but y'know... the thought's there and that.
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quote:Originally posted by mart: instead of throwing money at worthless old me, you could send it in Darryn's direction, or something.
This is a lovely idea. Better than having Mart clogging up the roads anyway. Let's give some money to Darryn and see if we can't salvage some good from Red Nose Day after all.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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If I give to Darryn I want a goddamn picture out of it. I've had loads of posts for aaages and everyone cool has a picture. It's not fair.
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Mart better pass his driving test next time or all the life-affirming goodness embracing TMglOw will be destroyed by his incompetence.
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I know, the pressure's really on this time. Fortunately I drove like an absolute ace for most of my test, apart from the two errors of judgment, so I'm confident I'll be basking in the warm, moist glow of your felicitations on April 3rd, which was the earliest I have been able to re-book for.
May the collective TMO bosom continue to suckle me whenever I need nourishment, guidance and support. My mouth, like my heart, is open wide - give me your nipple, TMO.
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I'm almost disappointed we're not paying for your test, Mart. If you passed, it would feel like we owned a piece of you. Like we could call in a marker - like insist you drive a getaway car or mow down a TMO enemy during a reverse parking 'accident'.
Does TMO have any enemies? If not, we should get some.
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Should he have an accident, he could always say 'Sorry officer, it wasn't me. It was those cunts from TMO' to a puzzled but intensely arresty police officer.
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