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G> I should probably start watching the highlights show. Had no idea that there was any actual reason for it all kicking off - just figured it was a natural escalation of hostilities.
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quote:Originally posted by Nina: So Kinga's gone courtesy of Ma-ko-si and Orlaith and Eugene have entered the house.
Yep, to much "who's your top 2 blokes in the House" questioning from the male members of Team BNP (Maxwell/Craig/Orlaith), some "who's whitest" comparisons (Maxwell/Eugene) and a somewhat hollow-sounding "I can get you interested in sex" challenge (Saskia/Eugene).
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Big Brother provokes such extremes of like and dislike in me, I'm never usually this fickle.
They're having a disco at the moment. Makosi shakes her booty to Crazy in Love, Maxwell shouts "Craig don't, just don't" tantalisingly out of shot, Anthony does that hand movement thing, Science and Van grind a little, Eugene looked like he was scared of Saskia's breast earlier on but on the whole everyone looked reasonalby happy. Isn't it just nicer when they get all get along. Posts: 28
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My ideal scenario now would probably be for Maxwell to physically assault Eugene, after recognising him as his natural bullying target in the grand scheme of things. Maxwell would be chucked out of the house, but hopefully security wouldn't get to him before he'd had the chance to repeatedly stomp on Eugene's head.
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Particularly not desperate don't-vote-us-out-we're-in-lerrve faux-snoggery.
According to Digital Spy, the "she should go on Big Brother Zimbabwe" comment was actually Craig's. Saskia didn't quite make the grade, Team BNP wise, with "your breath smells of dogshit" and "you've got a chip on your shoulder - like you people always do", both of which are disappointingly ambiguous.
quote:Originally posted by His Life And Crimes: ... hopefully security wouldn't get to him before he'd had the chance to repeatedly stomp on Eugene's head.
Oooh, such antipathy! The more I see of him in the Diary Room, the more I'm warming to Eugene. I suspect Saskia will attempt some clumsy flirting/seduction on the grounds that a) he's another straight (probably) white male, and b) Maxwell's drooling over Orlaith.
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Then again, for balance, if there was some way of killing Craig that involved using that fucking headgear he keeps wearing, I'd support that a great deal.
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quote:Originally posted by His Life And Crimes: Eugene is a virgin who doesn't believe in sex before marriage but wears an 'As Seen In Porn' t-shirt.
So he's a virgin with a sense of self-mockery?
I don't really buy the "high moral values" thing. I suspect he's probably got a really specific fetish: he only gets turned on by the Borg Queen in Marmite-filled waders, or something.
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Right so Saskia has finally folded and has embarked on some kind of tenuous relationship with Maxwell. She looks really miserable so presumably she's not that into it... her decision to get involved seems to be directly related to insecurity about the changing nature of the house.
I almost want her to stay in so I can see her attempt to extricate herself from the mess she's created. Maxwell doesn't seem to have noticed the worry that's clearly exhibited in her eyes.
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She's also lowered herself to snogging Eugene and Craig, the latter being especially needy of "kisses" from all of Team BNP.
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How many is there left now? I cant be bothered to watch it until some have gone.
I caught 5 min a few weeks ago and there were two people in some kind of shed having a conversation where, I can only conclude, they had taken a great deal of ketamine, and about 50% of the conversation was happening inside their heads.
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Hmmm. I turned BB6 on last night after tiring of Coldplay @ Glastonbury, which I taped the other day. The contrast was like the adrenaline shot that Mia Wallace gets midway through Pulp Fiction. It was pretty good fun to watch Saskia fall apart so spectacularly (dragging bewildered familiar Maxwell in her wake) and Makosi is starting to give BB5 levels of value. Still, pretty hard on the nerves and very little to engage the intellect, in contrast with previous years (well, last year).
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maxwell and anphoney didnt get to nominate this week, did they? one of team aw-wight is bting the dust on friday and i will be in the 16th century! fuck abaht!
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Maybe Kinga will be the first rejected from BB suicide ?
That's gotta hurt, a few days in a bedroom with 'Colin Hunt' and the pretty but dull 'Oirish Goirl' and then rejected by Ma-Kow-Sea (Did Moo-Cow-See explain why she chose to eject Ginko ?)
So one trip to see Kovacs's mate Dermot and off to the arse end of nowhere for an overdose of pills and booze, leaving behind only a hand scrawled note which reads "I fucking loved you Makosi - Why ?" and a picture of a crying unicorn.
That'd teach Endemol.
We've not had a BB here in Holland (Remember, we started it all) for ages, the Dutch seemed to tire of it really quickly. I believe however that they are currently building an entire village here (And also in Germany) where you can just go and live under the constant gaze of the cameras..
We've been thinking about moving too...
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I just found out that BB is coming back to NL later in the year as one the big boss at Endemol has bought himself a TV station which will be showing BB seeing as none of the other Dutch channels wanted it.
Nice to see that if you have enogh money you can pump shit into peoples homes even if they don't want it.
Bring back THE BUS I say, at least you could throw rocks at that.
quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: (Did Moo-Cow-See explain why she chose to eject Ginko ?)
I think it was something like, "Kinga is a smoker and I don't want to see her deprived of cigarettes" because she felt the house already had ample tantrum potential...
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It's bollocks though. Kinga would have had a suitcase full of them on arrival. Not only did the Kosemeister drink the cider, she robbed them of a suitcase full of double d bras and Mayfairs. That sly bitch.
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He was on BBC breakfast with two ex-house people, an asian woman and a black man, both banging on about the positive role model for ethnics they were, but at the same time re-enforcing the idea of the sterotypical ethnic (ie the woman banging on and on about how she is a good asian because she isn't like the typical weak, obediant and sahried up women of india, and the man going on about how he was more than a token black). As I don't really follow BB, I have no idea if they were positve role models, but on the whole, I think BB constenstants are pretty bad role models for human life, so I it's probably a load of bollocks.
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