quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: Bruce Wayne has parents? That's quite middle class.
This comment, meanwhile, is just class, period.
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quote: The fourth song describes how it feels to have a girl which still has feelings towards Rob completely be off by thinking he wanted to be with her.
quote: He wrote those 4 songs, and 1 other of the band's songs, temporarily titled "You Know I'm Bad With Words"
quote:Originally posted by StevieX: According to this biog Dido might be a contender for the title of "Middle-Class Hero".
Dido Florian Cloud de Bounevialle Armstrong
Excellent. If we're judging by names, and genuine heroic work in the field of entertaining me, then Brian Peter St John Le Baptiste de la Salle Eno could be the winner. Trouble is, his profile mentions that his Dad, Grandad, and Great Grandad were all postmen. Are postmen working-class? They don't seem to do much of that sort of thing round our way.
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In that pic she looks like she's had her teeth done expensively.
She's not middle-class anyway, she's a fucking toff. See the French part of her surname, dead give-away.
You can understand her being fucked up what with not being allowed to watch telly and forced to drink wine as a baby (fucking child abusing French decended toff parents), but does she really have to inflict it on the public. Couldn't we send her to one of the colonies, they seem to like her there.
But yeah, I still would.
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quote: while the middle class people were rude, because they are.
I was standing on a not especially crowded train platform this morning, when a not especially crowded train pulled up. I wandered towards the doors and was run over by a woman dragging a small girl in a posh school uniform, squawking something along the lines of “Come on Jemima! Hurry up! Get on the train first darling!” She then proceeded to leap in front of me and actually extended both arms in a protective shield around the door while looking furtively over her shoulder to make sure I wasn’t about to try and dodge round her.
"All your friends are called Henry or Henrietta and you've never even heard of TopShop" - Topshop was cool for a while, morons.
"You regularly buy Superdrug's own brand toiletries but ensure you carry them home in a Clinique carrier bag" - pathetic.
"Have you ever eaten a pot noodle?" - has anyone not?
"Do you think Marks and Spencer's food hall is too expensive?" - it's more expensive than Waitrose. Are people that go to Waitrose but not M&S more pikey? Is cheaper Sainsburys pikey? Is the more you are prepared to overpay for something a sure sign of discerning taste or unrepentant idiocy?
"You have a number of gold cards" - there is nothing special about a gold card. Nothing at all. Anyone can get one. If a gold card gives you a hard on, I suggest you go kill yourself.
"Your quite well known at the local KwikFit" - It's "you're". Pricks.
"You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet" - who hasn't done this? I know girls - rich, upper, normally graceful - that have done worse. So what?
"Have you ever worn the same pair of socks 2 days running?" - have you ever 'got lucky'?
quote:Originally posted by vikram: "You have often enjoyed a curry or kebab after a night down the pub and have used a doorway as a public toilet" - who hasn't done this? I know girls - rich, upper, normally graceful - that have done worse. So what?
Oh, not a doorway. That's a bit skank.
Also! "Pikey" is offensive and should be banished from common usage.
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i have now seen two articles in the evening substandard about swapping prada for primark. apparently primark is now the toff's store of choice, followed only by tacky maxx. the fact that poor people cannot even have one shop that sells semi-decent clothing without cunting rich people swanning in buying everything in sight, and pretending they discovered it makes me want to rip jess cartner-morley's throat out. (i doubt its directly her fault but her eyebrows are like joe pecsi's out of jfk so she deserves it).
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quote:Originally posted by kovacs: Of course I went to university, unlike most of my sixth form, and was able to play up a partly-invented sense of London identity (= salt of earth, school of hard knocks authenticity) among my ex-public school undergraduate peers.
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I'm fairly sure I hated you at university, you faux cockney **** . And also fairly sure (bit pissed at the time, but don't remember) that Biffo, Ed, Chugger and Tristan kicked the shit out of you outside the student union one night you faux-common little shit. We may have subsequently pissed on your twitching, prostrate form.
quote: I'm fairly sure I hated you at university, you faux cockney **** . And also fairly sure (bit pissed at the time, but don't remember) that Biffo, Ed, Chugger and Tristan kicked the shit out of you outside the student union one night you faux-common little shit. We may have subsequently pissed on your twitching, prostrate form.
Boasting of fights you had when at Uni (In other words, lying) = Middle Class
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