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Whole Foods is where I get my linseeds, sunflower seeds, oats, and cashews.
It's a very strange place... 1/2 the shop is OMG FUCKING GOD expensive, and the other 1/2 is cheaper than anywhere else I've seen.
I walk around going, "Fuck me! That's expensive" to "Quick, get the trolley, we need 40 tonnes of this before the price goes up!"
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quote:Originally posted by sabian: Or, £2.10 for a loaf of 'decent' bread from the shop that has around 40 ingredients, some of which I'd have to have Doc's degree to be able to pronounce.
Surely only the wankiest of farmers' markets would charge that price for a loaf? I buy good granary loaves from our local baker for £1.40, or chollah from the jewish baker for £1.20.
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Although the flurry of domesticity also prompted me Although the flurry of domesticity also prompted me to clear the kitchen shelves, discover a bag of chocolate raisins from Christmas, and now they will be my nutrient rich food for the day. Feel sick…
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Polish people keep getting in my way by standing contemplatively in front of the vodka shelf in the supermarket. Knowing this fact benefits no-one.
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Actually I did get someone arrested at about 2am this morning, which really put a smile on my face. He was going down out road picking up the recycling bins and hurling the bottles into the street, one after the other. I yelled 'Oi!' out the window at him and he didn't seem to notice. Someone else did the same and he got all "Yeah? What are you going to do?" and started working his way up the other side of the street smashing bottles and throwing them at cars and daring people to do something about it. So what I did about it was I called the police and the daft fucker just carried on chucking bottles around until they came and took him away. It was hilarious.
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That's totally sweet. They should make porno where instead of anyone getting a blowjob, they just arrest twats instead.
The last time someone was being a turbo-nob was when some guy didn't pay for his chinese and my girlfriend and mate went out and started giving him loads of gyp. 30 minutes later nobody had showed up so this guy just sat in the restaurant reading his paper and sighing like he'd been really put out by us holding him captive until the police actually showed up. I'm still gutted about it now.
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