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You'll note I'm intentionally not mentioning this whole godsplumber business (footnote 1). I mean, pro: responsible for lots of stuff resembling words, thereby ensuring the forum doldrums of a few weeks ago don't recur, but; con: the stuff is both tiresome and a proofreader's nightmare. But not as much of a nightmare as jhonj's was, so there may be hope at least from that perspective.
(Footnote 1: So much for that idea.)
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quote:Originally posted by froopyscot: You'll note I'm intentionally not mentioning this whole godsplumber business (footnote 1).
What is it with people like you, the first stages of Bird Flu?
If you don't like what I post then don't fucking read it...are you that fucking stupid? Do you go and see films that you know you'll dislike, and then whine about it like a twat? Probably.
The reason you have a 'lull' in your posting here, is exactly the same reason that TCL have no posts, and year long lulls in their posting...you all behave like fucking arses, and no normal fucker can be bothered engaging with you.
Maybe you should ask yourself why it is that other boards get hundreds of contributions per day, and you get fucking zilch.
Honestly. Get a grip of your middle class dicks for fuxsake. I'm not gonna criticise the quality of posts here, as that is self evident.
If you were that witty and amusing you'd have posts pissing down on you all day. If you'd only pull your head out your arse for long enough you might realise that.
Anyway, if you wanna be apologists for a NONCE like Bambi, then I can't say it surprises me.And I can't wait till the Cubans shit on you from a height...they will. Trust me, I know them better than you do.
Right, I'll leave you to yet another witty one line exchange with your bum chums, or maybe even you could write another fucking film review or bang on about 'culture' endlessly...failing which just mainline The Guardian again
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Why don't you just fuck off and stop dribbling your inane babble all over my screen.
"Ooh, you lot are SO shit and SO gay and that is why instead of just pissing off I'm going to POST HERE ALL THE FUCKING TIME like some fucking gimp who's found his father's password to the internet"
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I kind of like him/her too. He/She is like internet punk rock, a virtual banksy, and there's nothing a guardianista likes more than a bit of danger, as long as there's no chance of actually getting hurt. I'd like to know what kind of material he/she has got up his/her sleeve.
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That last post made me feel really sorry for him. There was something really heartbreaking about it. Made me think of, like, a rat with its leg caught in a trap, snarling and slavering indiscriminately at everyone who comes near. Poor Gods Plumber.
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: I like it. I think we should make it a moderator.
Yeah why not. After all they seem grown up enough and don't take the internet too seriously; they don’t bare a grudge or have any sort of inferiority or persecution complex. They’re obviously well rounded, witty and erudite not to mention verbose and yet almost perfectly succinct when expressing a point..
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quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: Yeah why not. After all they seem grown up enough and don't take the internet too seriously; they don’t bare a grudge or have any sort of inferiority or persecution complex. They’re obviously well rounded, witty and erudite not to mention verbose and yet almost perfectly succinct when expressing a point..
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I watched the video of her and Dane Bowers for the first time the other day. Man, that's some skanky shit. If I had a vagina, I wouldn't let no two stepping tub of lard motherfucker put his foot in it. No fucking way. I'd use it for keeping things like keys and smints safe.
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Lamachun are the business. Stokey High street, one poun. That is 1 poun only for dinner! 50p extra for hoummus. Numnar.
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Now that did make me laugh...Banksy wouldn't give you the time of fucking day. Trust me, I know the guy, he fucking hates middle class pricks like you lot. Do you know nothing of the man? Your the kinda dicks that go in the art galleries he fucks on.
LOL...Banksy having anything to do with dickweeds like you lot. Ha! He fucking hates The Guardian, and the kinda 'culture' you knob heads bang on about here.
Yeah, maybe I could be a moderator, but with a bunch of purile, immature pricks like you I'd have myy work cut out.
Why don't you go join Bambi eh. and take the piss out of women with health problems.
I'd love to come to your meet, only I fear it would be similar to being locked, alive in a coffin with that wanker Damien Hurst.
Fuck that shit.
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There's a kind of febrile brilliance to Gods Plumber's post, isn't there? All that contorted rage focussed on one point of hatred (Bamba), releasing a torrent of contradictory abuse ("nonce" and a "virgin"). There's the teasing promise of yet-to-be-spilled "beans", and the mysterious allusion to some type of health-related slander. The author, a "normal fucker", aligns himself in direct opposition and clear superiority to the reader- a Guardian-reading, film-reviewing twat, desperately waiting for a God-directed golden monsoon of posts to descend from the heavens and irrigate their parched board. The author asserts his own masculinity by repeated sexual slurs to his perceived nemesis, yet allows the reader to know that he, Gods Plumber, is a chivalrous type, and would never ever insult the fairer sex. He's a gentleman, you see.
It's a pretty masterful piece of work, really.
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quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: I watched the video of her and Dane Bowers for the first time the other day. Man, that's some skanky shit. If I had a vagina, I wouldn't let no two stepping tub of lard motherfucker put his foot in it. No fucking way. I'd use it for keeping things like keys and smints safe.
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: There's a kind of febrile brilliance to Gods Plumber's post, isn't there? All that contorted rage focussed on one point of hatred (Bamba), releasing a torrent of contradictory abuse ("nonce" and a "virgin"). There's the teasing promise of yet-to-be-spilled "beans", and the mysterious allusion to some type of health-related slander. The author, a "normal fucker", aligns himself in direct opposition and clear superiority to the reader- a Guardian-reading, film-reviewing twat, desperately waiting for a God-directed golden monsoon of posts to descend from the heavens and irrigate their parched board. The author asserts his own masculinity by repeated sexual slurs to his perceived nemesis, yet allows the reader to know that he, Gods Plumber, is a chivalrous type, and would never ever insult the fairer sex. He's a gentleman, you see.
It's a pretty masterful piece of work, really.
No I insult women too...not over their health issues...but just cos some of them are C.U.N.T.S, like Louche and Chockitywockitybuns. Both fuckwits of the first degree.
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quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: She knows Banksy, you know?
Very close, apparently.
In that case I know her. Now, that will be fun.
If you know Banksy, then tell me where he was born, schooled and where he first picked up a spray can?
Which piece of work will cost £150, 000 to repair, where did he do it? Or more to the point did he do it? The press blamed him.
See...you don't know. He hates the middle class plonkers like you...if you hero worship his work then you are fucking stupid, and you don't get the message.
Twats.
*personally my favourite is the 'monkey range' he did. He actually does 'normal work' as well...a brilliant Marley stencil for example. Anyway, back to insulting you...wankers.
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He fucking hates The Guardian, and the kinda 'culture' you knob heads bang on about here.
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