quote:Originally posted by Pink: Back off you creepy workshy **** .
Hey I have worked most of my life! Since I left school in 1983 until I became homeless in 1996, I worked on and off on government schemes. And even after then I sold the Big Issue. Sometimes having to get up early in the morning and cycle ten miles to my pitch. At one time when the selling was good I was selling the issue six days a week and raking in over a hundred pounds a week. So you can't call me workshy. Plus I have do loads of work with organisations like Reclaim the Streets and the activist movement. Remember the anti-capitalist days of action in London a few years back, well I helped to organise those. Which reminds me there used to be some quite good looking women at the Reclaim the Streets weekly meetings.
quote:Originally posted by Harlequin: Which reminds me there used to be some quite good looking women at the Reclaim the Streets weekly meetings.
Man, we should all take a lesson from this. Even when fighting the oppressing hand of capitalism, Harlequin still takes time to check out the curves on his fellow comrades. Dedicated. A true player.
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<harley, '44> which reminds me, as we trudged to the gas chambers, my fellow starving countrymen around me, I caught the eye of that cheeky minx, Eva Goldbluum - she was quite the fox. <harley '44>
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quote:Originally posted by Benny the Ball: <harley, '44> which reminds me, as we trudged to the gas chambers, my fellow starving countrymen around me, I caught the eye of that cheeky minx, Eva Goldbluum - she was quite the fox. <harley '44>
This could be a genuine Holocaust (tm) story - I think I read something like that once among the many lurid tales that have had the misfortune to make their way into print.
Harlo - you are an endless source of comedy quotes, even if they can sound a little creepy at times. I am sure Missgolightly was mightily flattered.
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Well as I remember there always used to be quite a few really good looking women at anarchist meetings and anti-capitalist actions. Check out the totty here.Posts: 1396
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quote:Originally posted by Harlequin: Well as I remember there always used to be quite a few really good looking women at anarchist meetings and anti-capitalist actions. Check out the totty here.
Their ***** are practically aflame with infections, though.
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He'd be a very dangerous homosexual. Not one of those really gay ones that fanny around pretending to be 'beautiful women', caring for their nails and wearing make-up - he'd be much more Dahmer-esque, stalking and drugging his squatter 'mates' at every anarchist squatters' demonstration that he can get to, creeping around, eyeing up potential male victims, befriending them, making them feel at ease around him, before -- BAM! They wake up in some dusty, derelict house, their body feeling unexpectedly weak, and numb from the waist down. They would crawl into the kitchen on their elbows where Harlequin would be boiling their intestines in a pan, smiling and offering small-talk about the next Singles-only events coming up, before pulling out the machete from the drawer.
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quote:Originally posted by Zygote: He'd be a very dangerous homosexual. Not one of those really gay ones that fanny around pretending to be 'beautiful women', caring for their nails and wearing make-up - he'd be much more Dahmer-esque, stalking and drugging his squatter 'mates' at every anarchist squatters' demonstration that he can get to, creeping around, eyeing up potential male victims, befriending them, making them feel at ease around him, before -- BAM! They wake up in some dusty, derelict house, their body feeling unexpectedly weak, and numb from the waist down. They would crawl into the kitchen on their elbows where Harlequin would be boiling their intestines in a pan, smiling and offering small-talk about the next Singles-only events coming up, before pulling out the machete from the drawer.
quote:Originally posted by Zygote: Not one of those really gay ones that fanny around pretending to be 'beautiful women', caring for their nails and wearing make-up -
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