scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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I do too. Actually. I'd forgotten that Bailey was on under a different name before me. Arse.
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Scrawny fucks it up again, and succeeds in making herself appear a bitter and twisted old hag who's been doing nothing since her arrival on the boards but make detailed notes about which forette currently holds the title of "Queen of the boards".
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Misc Files agrees.
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Scrawny can think of nothing to say to this.
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scrawny
One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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Indeed it does.
I am a bitter and twisted old hag tonight though. Boy has headed off to Magaluf for some goddawful stag weekend and london (the city, not the forette) is kicking my ass.
Basically, this job...I'm not going to find out now till next Tuesday, by which time I may find out that I've sold myself woefully short on the house I'm considering putting a deposit down on. Please somebody tell me I'm going to find both a job and a house and everything will be ok.
Oh, and Sweet, gimme that tiara back.
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Like, totally. Didn't Ricardo like do her, you know, in a garden shed or something, with like a totally prehistorical sex toy. Like the dude really went to town on her ass, you know. He was a vampire and it was period week in girl school. Duder went down that night. Ew, you know. Like totally icky.
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One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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Sideshow Bob on a rake. That's all I'm going to say.
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Good luck with the job and house stuff, Scrawny...I'm sure it'll all work out. If it doesn't, make that boy of yours feed you (and if he doesn't, you can borrow my pen knife).
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One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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Not even a picture of a cock. He deleted it, after his mate found it (but not before he sent me a long and lengthy text in france telling the story, which concluded with the immortal words, "Looked quite good though").
I am so very sad tonight. London is beating me.
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quote:Originally posted by kovacs: I was sure Bailey's reign as The Blonde Girl was prior to Scrawny's "Red Coat" period.
The more I think about it, the more it seems that "forum queen" = "publicly fancied by Ben".
O the hypocrisy.
As I recall it was not me who foamed and swooned and got hot about armpits describing the (indisputible) assets of "The Blonde Girl" - nor me who squired her to the Rick D. Joshua & Nightowl's Couples meat, gloating afterwards about it how he and she were "wivout doubt the new forwum gawldon capple"
Also: grateful former proteges might do well to remember how the stalwart figure of "ben" was their kindly forum comforter - long before the gadarene herd discovered one night that Scrawny = "weww fit" (anon.)
O how soon people forget! O the want of justice in this place!
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<david attenborough> And here we see a prime example of female mate selection. We have two adult male mountain sheep, at the peak of their powers. Watch.</david attenborough>
<david attenborough>amazing. they can keep hitting each other like that due to their thickened skulls and strengthened neck muscles.</david attenborough>
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Yeh, but which one's got the biggest cock, innit?
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yes and us being the suckers we are for that, we go and invent the wonderbra. so women too can play the guessing game.
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I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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quote:Originally posted by Bob: yes and us being the suckers we are for that, we go and invent the wonderbra. so women too can play the guessing game.
It's possible you mean men, there, Bob. But at least when the wonderbra's gone, there's a backup. If the trousers drop and Mr Pinky is not all you'd hoped...what then?
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hah, I saw that. And the image will live with me forever..
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Octavia
I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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quote:Originally posted by Bob: Yes. Thats true Octavia. How insightful and witty you are. Here have one of these.
Hah! Fooled you! I am in fact so shallow you wouldn't get your feet wet if you tried to splash in my hidden depths, and I have as much wit as Terry Wogan. Which, as I'm sure you'll agree, is considerably less than the lovely Pam.
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21.22 Kovacs posts a new thread that will receive the no-confidence vote of no replies and yet will hang around on Active Topics for another three hours, like a boil on the tip of his nose.
21.30 By contrast, the most successful thread is one where three people talk what to the majority of the forum is C-Beebies-style gibberish about cows, furniture and bells.
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This 'Sweet mailing naked pitchers to people' thing is excellent. Can I assume we are all following suit? I have a pictore of my cock that's just gathering dust on Uber's hard drive. Also: I want a pichure of Mart's cock and VP's fanny, stat.Posts: 2689
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quote:Originally posted by Raz: Also: I want a pichure of Mart's cock and VP's fanny, stat.
In the same shot? I thought that picture had been deleted off Mart's camera.
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