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Chop out her moggymingeyparts. My cat hardly ever groans for cock since she had the operation.
£70 might seem like a lot of money to spend on having something ripped out of your feline, but it does buy you countless opportunities to make shaven pussy jokes.
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I read somewhere that male cats have scary spines on their cocks, while pencils don't. Apparently that's why a female cat screams when a male's finished mating with her.
quote:Originally posted by Lickapaw#2: Apparently that's why a female cat screams when a male's finished mating with her.
Nah, it's just that tomcats are doing it properly. Imagine if human beings got it right and stopping, simply stopping brought an onslaught of blood curdling horrowshow shrieking that only putting it back in could stop. Like a plug in a dam holding back a wailing wall of hurt.
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that swirly picture required german image experts to fix up into an actual picture.. It looks like just swirling it the other way would do the job. 40 minutes and a copy of "Krazy Kids Foto Fun!" and you'd be fine.
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