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Dr. Benway

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hallo! Seeing as it's all gone weird, I thought I'd offer something. I'm not leaving or anything, but I was wondering if it might be interesting to throw open my account, so anybody can use dr. benway and be anonymous. I'll still use it as well.

anyway

Dr. benway
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[ 17.03.2006, 11:06: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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I have shit on you, son

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Dr. Benway

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Nevermind.

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Dr. Benway

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lol

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jonesy999

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Right. I'm off.
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ben

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One-two, one-two.

Hey, this is pretty excellent. It's like being in Dr. Benway's head.

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WHOA!! WTF??

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Satine
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Hmm...

The curly turd catches the sperm.

Okay, I'm off too.

MUST WORK.
MUST WORK.
MUST WORK.

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Darryn.R
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This only works till someone changes the password..

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!


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Darryn.R
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quote:
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Bless him, he's thinking the happy thoughts again..

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!


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Dr. Benway

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what a dreadful idea

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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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oh benway, if you had to kiss a man would it be me jonesy or raz?
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jonesy999

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Before you answer this, I'm back, by the way.
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jonesy999

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He could dry hump a unicorn in Atlantis before he got to kiss you, though, couldn't he?
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Dr. Benway

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London

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He already tried to kiss Raz! That's why they don't talk any more.

One of these statements is untrue.

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ralph

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They still talk?
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Dr. Benway

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Yeah I tried to kiss Raz. Thanks Amp. Raz wouldn't let me. We'd been guzzling cough medicine and I'd just done a sick. His reaction when I tried. I told him I was kiddinga and we never spoke of it again.

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Dr. Benway

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[Frown]

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ben

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God I feel really terrible now. Yes, Scrawny - it was the Century: be glad you didn't see me (as one of my colleagues described "in a state of some bewilderment") as it was far from my finest moment.

Worst of all, we're going out for a curry tonight and there's little I can do to get out of it.

I've made a mess of myself, that's for sure.

eta: I have a slice of Guinness cake staring mockingly at me from the edge of the desk. I don't think I can h

[ 17.03.2006, 10:47: Message edited by: ben ]

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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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ben that doesn't make sense.
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herbs

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My friend did that. He had to flush his pants down the loo.
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London

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If you had a 60G Photo iPod you got last summer and you broke it (or rather, it died by itself for no discernible reason when you went from iTunes 5.9 to 6.0) and it did a sadface, and they gave you another one like NOW, would the new one be a video iPod, or a reconditioned Photo iPod?

Just wondering. Wondering how excited to get.

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Dr. Benway

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Why do I get the feeling I'm going to regret putting my password up there?

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Black Mask

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My friend did that and he put his pants in his inside pocket.

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Dr. Benway

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I'm ashamed to say it, but I do it all the time. It's a side effect of the medication for my ibs [Frown]

I usually carry a spare pair around with me just in case.

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Black Mask

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The following morning his wife accused him of having an affair and went through his jacket...

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Dr. Benway

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The next time we meet up in person, just think, I could have warm shit running down the back of my thigh right there and then!

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vikram

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quote:
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The following morning his wife accused him of having an affair and went through his jacket...

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Thorn Davis

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I once had the idea of posting up a password that wasn't my password, and then making out that someone had gone into 'Thorn davis' and changed the password so I was effectively locked out of Thorn Davis. Then I was going to go round the forum telling everyone exactly what I thought of them, whilst pretending that it wasn't actually me. I always wondered whether I'd get away with that.
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Dr. Benway

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You know thorn, I've always thought you were a bit of a c u n t .

eta: i forgot about the censorship.

[ 17.03.2006, 10:57: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Dr. Benway

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Fucking hell, I wish someone funnier had got there before me [Frown]

Password changed back to what it was.

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Dr. Benway

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thanks

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Dr. Benway

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Thorn - for all your carping on about writing don't you think that you're fundamentally underskilled in that respect and the fact that there are several people on this site alone who write better than you is an indicator that you're chasing an embarrassingly out of reach dream?

[ 17.03.2006, 11:13: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Dr. Benway

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Is that the kind of thing you had in mind?

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
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Thorn - for all your carping on about writing don't you think that you're fundamentally underskilled in that respect and the fact that there are several people on this site alone who write better than you is an indicator that you're chasing an embarrassingly out of reach dream?

I... erm. Why don't you come out from in there and we can do this properly, eh?
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Darryn.R
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quote:
Originally posted by London:
If you had a 60G Photo iPod you got last summer and you broke it (or rather, it died by itself for no discernible reason when you went from iTunes 5.9 to 6.0) and it did a sadface, and they gave you another one like NOW, would the new one be a video iPod, or a r?

Just wondering. Wondering how excited to get.

Reconditioned Photo iPod

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