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Application for belonging
Hello,
I would like to apply for to be on your bullet in thing. I have the required "Online Presents" for my name is "not..." and I come from TMO. My board is dying *make tear, tiny cry* I have not long to live there and everyone hates me. LOL. Not really, just most people.
I have much to bring to your community, for example I am proficient in the following disciplines:
1. Making pictures using words. Check this - .·:*¨¨*:··:*¨¨*:·.·:*¨¨*:·.·:*¨¨*:·..·:*¨¨*:·:**
2. Interesting general knowledge. Such as - Labradors can be black or golden.
3. UBB editing - example [i][/i]
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4. Catchphrases eg: "Alright?", ":cake:" and ":thumbsup:"
Also I have 2900 posts on TMO and every one is a bobby-dazzler. except for last friday's but that was because I had drunk too much caffeine and hadn't had sex with my wife since March.
Anyhow if you could approve me and not spend like ages that would be cool.
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quote:Hi there,
You have made a request to join Barbelith. Due to some persistent troll problems we have had in the past, we have a brief checking process in place. In short, we like to make sure that you have some kind of traceable web presence, so that we can have some assurance about your identity. A work email, a website or something like that is all we need. I'm sorry for this hoop jumping we are asking you to go through, but it seems to be a necessary part of keeping Barbelith running effectively.
So if you could reply to me, pointing me to a website, blog or similar, I would be very grateful and your application will proceed as quickly as I can make it.
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quote:Hi,
I'm sorry I value my online anonymity so I will not give you a work email or any link which could provide information about my real life. However if you wish to view some samples of my "work" you can visit www.themoononline.com where I am registered with the username "not...". Member number 25.
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Yeah, I'm not going either. Not that this is any comfort I suppose, but part of me wanted to imagine what it would be like to post on Barbelith and a wave of joyless sad fell over me like a blanket of not-very-good. I was thinking actually, about not... this morning and how he would be able to create a traceable presence. I mean, obviously Barbelith has a lot to offer, but the clothes don't make the man and all that.
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Come on TMO, you know we had an open relationship from the start. You know you're my main man babes. The others don't mean a thing to me you know. I mean it's just text. What you an' me have is a long-term relationship. We've grown together. I mean, 5 years... and to think you took my virginity. I never knew how good text could be until I met you babes. Once I had a taste of it I had to have more.
We've had our ups and downs, sure, every relationship does. But we've got through them haven't we? We always get back together in the end. You know I can't resist you with those puppy dog eyes babes. Don't make those eyes at me babe. C'mon. Lets have a cuddle eh...yeh. c'mon, It's alright it's alright, everythings alright right? yeh.
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Not to worry, Benway. It was just a crap riff on nots 'we’re-in-a-relationship' shtick. I haven’t really taken up smoking again.
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quote:Originally posted by jonesy999: Not to worry, Benway. It was just a crap riff on nots 'we’re-in-a-relationship' shtick. I haven’t really taken up smoking again.
See? You don't get subtlety like that on Barbelith.
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HAHAHA SEE YOU LATER SUCKERS
quote:Thanks!
You've been approved and your application is being processed. Unfortunately it can take some time for your membership to go through. Sometimes this can even take a few weeks depending on how busy things get. Please bear with us and I look forward to seeing you on the board soon.
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I'm going to be 'trying' to be more proactive on site than I have been of late, I have a little more time on my hands now Beckett is a bit older and I'm going to start taking forum content and pushing it through to the front page more, so that you guys who use the forum get a more proactive role in the site too.
I don't know where to post information of where to try and get new member from when it comes to the UK, so any help you can be in helping push the site is appreciated..
quote:Originally posted by Black Mask: See? You don't get subtlety like that on Barbelith.
Right. What was it their email said, "We're strong in arts and cultural criticism but we're short of astrophysicists and posters who specialise in cryptic references that no one picks up on."
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Apparently they're famous for their beatdowns... or slap-ups... or something. Something bad, though. Definitely scary. Scary, scary stuff. I hope not knows what he's doing.
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Don’t forget, whenever that biannual thread comes around – the one about how did you find SeeMO and how did you start posting – not talks about the way he intended to take over the world with his mad skills, how he planned to suck the moisture from the laydeez with a couple of deft keystrokes, have the men buffing his boner through terrified respect for his powers and generally be the best thing ever. Do you think he’s got the same plans for the Barbers?
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quote:Originally posted by Darryn.R: I don't know where to post information of where to try and get new member from when it comes to the UK, so any help you can be in helping push the site is appreciated..
We could all add a link to our Myspace / Bebo / Friendster / etc. profiles. But you know, people actually like me on Myspace so far... don't want to ruin a good thing!
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