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Black Mask
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There's no one quite like Grandma,
She beats me with a stick.
She is a fookin' nightmare
And she used to have a prick.
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Black Mask
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There's no one quite like Grandma,
She lives on Polo mints.
She hates her Asian neighbours
And she wants their fingerprints.
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sweet
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Black Mask
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There's no one quite like Grandma,
The evil murderous sow.
She was a police informer,
She's a jelly addict now.
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sweet
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Black Mask
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There's no one quite like Grandma,
She drives a Sherman tank...
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sweet
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McDirts
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she parked it on a darkie
and finished with a wank
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McDirts
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There's no one quite like Grandma,
with nipples long and low...
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McDirts
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...and pubic hair like brillo pads
but jesus can she blow....
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Waynster
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There's no one quite like Grandma
She liked to put it about
She ended up having so many kids
Her bleeding **** fell out!
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Noli nothis permittere te terere
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Darryn.R
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There's no-one quite like grandma
I heard she sucked off Hitler's cock
But she didn't swallow Nazi jizz
She spat it in a sock.
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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!
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