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I've successfully given up smoking, AT LAST, thanks to the wonder of Zyban. When I was a smoker non-smokers made out with me, though sometimes they complained. Even when I was a smoker myself, I preferred to kiss those who didn't. They smelled better. Hypocritical I know, but there you are. Now I quite like this person but I haven't kissed them yet, but... they smoke. How much of a problem is it, to kiss a smoker when you are not one? I don't think I've ever been in this situation before. Is it totally gross gross gross EW? I mean obviously I'll try it but I'm just imagining all sorts of problems. Like supposing we did go out, then I would totally want this person to quit smoking, I just know it. I'd be like the mad YOU MUST TAKE ZYBAN IT IS ACE lady, and that would just be annoying. Oh dear I am so worried already. If it's not one thing it's another, eh. So.
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I used to smoke and Pink still does, and it's never bothered me, I even like the taste. I've been smoking when drinking a bit this week though, for the first time in about 5 years, so I'm not as good a non-smoker as I used to be.
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Did your GP just offer you the Zyban or did you have to push for it?
Any negative effects? (Have heard of people becoming quite disconnected from everything - no longer interested in friends, sex, work etc)
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When I didn't smoke, it didn't bother me. It was sort of seedy and exciting really. Like when Sean Ryder use to watch Kate Moss smoking out of the back of HMV. It tastes metallic. It reminds me of blood.
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quote:Originally posted by ralph: You do realize that a non-smoker is someone who doesn't smoke, right?
[dodgy justification] Yeah, but I've only smoked 20 in about 2 weeks, after years of none at all, and only when coked up. It sort of seems stupid to worry about smoking when you're putting other chemicals in your body.[/dodgy justification]
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quote:Originally posted by Dedalus: Did your GP just offer you the Zyban or did you have to push for it?
Any negative effects? (Have heard of people becoming quite disconnected from everything - no longer interested in friends, sex, work etc)
I went to the non-smoking clinic at the hospital, told them that I smoked loads more than I actually did, said that patches don't work for me because I'll just take it off if I want a fag, so they just gave me a prescription. They don't care about anything except getting you off the fags! I don't feel any negative side-effects, just it was a bit speedy at first, and things get blurrier than usual when I get drunk. Like I might not have drunk very much - not enough to get memory blanks - but the next day I can't remember as much as I should. But other than that it's completely fine, no difference at all. Dunno what all the fuss is about really. It's amazing. You don't even feel tempted to smoke. You just could not give a shit about smoking at all. It's ace.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: When I didn't smoke, it didn't bother me. It was sort of seedy and exciting really. Like when Sean Ryder use to watch Kate Moss smoking out of the back of HMV. It tastes metallic. It reminds me of blood.
Yeah but I'm a grown-up now and I don't want seediness I want farmers markets and purity! Also I don't understand the thing about Sean Ryder, Kate Moss and HMV?
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Thanks for the info, London! Have been given the details of my local smoking cessation clinic so I know what to say to them now!
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quote:Originally posted by London: Yeah but I'm a grown-up now and I don't want seediness I want farmers markets and purity! Also I don't understand the thing about Sean Ryder, Kate Moss and HMV?
Alright, then stop your fucking winging and go out with a non-smoker then!
Sean Ryder: Once described Kate Moss as a 'dirty fucking pig' after seeing her chain smoke about 5 fags in a row outside HMV. Heard on Radio 2 a billion years ago by ME. Remembered forever to recall whenever I see her stupid mong face.
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I've got 2 weeks more. But my sister was even more of a smoker than me, and she came off the Zyban about a month ago, and she hasn't had a cig or been tempted or anything. IT IS A MIRACLE DUDES.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Alright, then stop your fucking winging and go out with a non-smoker then!
It's slim pickings out there Mikee! Have you SEEN some of the horrible boys girls have to go to bed with these days, just to get a shag? One must make do and mend you know, because so many of yr kind are hideous, homosexual or JUST PLAIN NUTS.
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I'd still have time for Kate. If she'd been stung in the **** by a rare scorpion and needed me to fuck it to try and pump the poison out, or in fact, if she was facing ANY unlikely 'sex or death' scenario, I'd be happy to step up and help her out. I really would.
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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I'd help you too, not. Whether you needed it or not.
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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Even if I got stung up the arse by a rare snake and the only way I could escape death was if you rimmed me until all the poison came out?
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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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brrrr It's rare that I sicken myself these days.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I'd still have time for Kate. If she'd been stung in the **** by a rare scorpion and needed me to fuck it to try and pump the poison out, or in fact, if she was facing ANY unlikely 'sex or death' scenario, I'd be happy to step up and help her out. I really would.
Kate Moss? She has dead eyes. That's one of the reasons she was so popular as a model in the 90's...as she looked like she was always effed up. She bothers me, although I do have to say the photos of her doing lines of coke were stupid. I mean, what models haven't? Clothing designers want their clothes to look as if they're on hangers, so the girls have to weigh nothing and fit into size 0 or 2's. It's sad.
quote:Originally posted by not...: Even if I got stung up the arse by a rare snake and the only way I could escape death was if you rimmed me until all the poison came out?
not then, no.
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quote:Originally posted by not...: Even if I got stung up the arse by a rare snake and the only way I could escape death was if you rimmed me until all the poison came out?
Wait a minute, if the snake bit you on the arse, why is the poison coming out of your wee-wee?
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of course, you know the best course of action upon accidentally swallowing the stinger of a rare jellyfish. It's grim, but it could save your life.
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No, but I have just remembered that Miscfiles used to have a thing about girls smoking.
Using the magic of memory, what fetishes can we remember TMOers confessing to? Please note - if you happen to know this information by any route other than via their posts (e.g you shagged them or they shagged your sister, etc) then it should not be posted. From the tame and obvious (am discounting Kovacs / lolita and Rick / Nazi memorabilia) to the bizarre and obscure, what have we got?
Squeegy - blacksonblondes Misc - smoking Jonesy - feet Thorn - crying / peeing / general distress Benway - same Vikram - same IAN - women who are giants
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