In accordance with hallowed tmo tradition, I gagooled for inappropriate image files with 'louche' filenames but all I could find was this animated gif of - I think - a showerhead filling a glass cubicle with urine.
I wish I could have found something more suggestive or flirty - maybe Thorn will have better luck? Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
Happy Birthday Louche!
In case you can't read the inscription, it says: The designer who changed your ideas about airline uniforms would like to change your mind about support pantyhose. So there you go. I am intrigued.
[ 10.08.2004, 09:17: Message edited by: Astromariner ]
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
I think it is a ladle. But urine seems to be correct.
Happy Birthday, enjoy your tank of wee.
Posted by philomel (Member # 586) on :
Why does goggling Louche bring up so many bloody ladles?
hnehehehenehehneh
Happee Birfday!
<shudder>
[ 10.08.2004, 09:47: Message edited by: philomel ]
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
Well, she certainly kept quiet about that one...
Happy birthday and may you have many many years of loucheness!
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
quote:Originally posted by philomel: Why does goggling Louche bring up so many bloody ladles?
Par ce que 'louche' is the Francais word for ladle...
Posted by My Name Is Joe (Member # 530) on :
Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
Cuh! Have a great birthday while I go and find a picture that'll stay where it's told.
Well, have some birthday booze:
I found a fucking wicked Evil Dead birthday cake, but the pic would have broken the donkey. But it's the thought that counts.
[ 10.08.2004, 10:08: Message edited by: Vogon Poetess ]
Posted by ben (Member # 13) on :
Look you don't *have* to post a picture. A haiku or a droll story would be equally good if not better. Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
Happy Birthday Louche Sweet Haiku salutations. Following orders.
It's not got much to do with birthdays, and I don't know about droll, but I was tickled by a story I heard during the meat weekend. It happened in Manchester so there's a tenuous connection, and it concerned my mate Bob, who once featured regularly on the boards.
Tired of the same old stories being bandied around the tables of Sunday pubs, last weekend Bob decided to strike back. Bob's nemesis, Bill, had just regaled a crowd with The Tale of Bob and the Dog Sick Wet Dream. Bill was the perfectly reliable narrator because it was in fact his dog that had emptied his sick onto Bob's teenage trouser tent. As the chuckles died down Bill prepared to launch into The Tale of Bob and The Brown Picture but Bob got in first, relating the following tale about Bill.
During his mid teens, apparently Bill embarked on a family holiday with his mother father and sister. They arrived at a small villa which they were to share with family friends. Unfortunately for Bill, some were expected to share more than others. A lack of sleeping space meant some members of the group were required to share beds, and that meant the kids. After much arguing, Bill lost his fight for teenage privacy and was forced to share a bed with his sister.
On the first night of the holiday Bill prodded his sister a couple of times to check that she was asleep and, satisfied that she was, began flicking through the cable channels in search of that teenage holy grail, soft porn. Eventually he found what he was looking for and set about enjoying it to the full, checking occasionally between strokes to make sure his sister was still in the land of nod. As things got more exciting on screen and under the sheets Bill forgot his bedfellow in favour of his old chap and began beating in earnest. Now, I'm sure you all saw this coming, as did I, but I'll relay it anyway. The boy's shuffling woke his sister and she whipped back the covers in disgust.
"What the fuck..." she began, but she never finished as Bill, beyond the point of no return, exploded, hosing his sister down with hot, teen sauce.
She didn't see that coming.
That's more sick than droll, though, isn't it?
Oh well, I'm new to this board thing.
Happy Birthday.
[ 10.08.2004, 11:08: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
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Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
Otanjoubi omedetou! ^_^
Posted by Abby (Member # 582) on :
Fucking hell Jonsey, how is any child meant to recover from something like that? And what kind of mong would then tell anyone about it, thus guaranteeing future humiliation.
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
louche's special day brings delight to the forum and many ladles
Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
couldn't you have chosen a better pseudonym than "bill" when regaling us with embarrassing moments from your teens, cohonesy?
Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
I guess the kind of mong who would knock one out in the same bed as his sister.
Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
What does Louche rhyme with? Is it like pouch or like whoosh? Will we ever know?
Posted by saltrock (Member # 622) on :
happy birthday sweetlips, I'll let you make your own birthday picture from me using your mind. Posted by damo (Member # 722) on :
happy birthday. Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
Happy Birthday Louche. And also, happy belated birthday to Bandy who is sitting next to me pouting because he never got a birthday thread for his birthday which was on the 7th of June.
So, to both of you:
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
Stick it in your ass? That's not a nice thing to say to someone on their birthday scrawny. Shame on you.
Belated birthday wishes to Bandy. I would write more but I'm busy cultivating my stable of ho's.
Posted by discodamage (Member # 66) on :
happy birthday to both louche and bandy! not that my greeting will make a wasp's tit worth of fucking difference seeing as they have both of them either had a happy birthday or not by this point. but still.
[img]no wanky photo of cake or ugly woman with face like stale pie and cumstard[/img]
[ 10.08.2004, 20:40: Message edited by: discodamage ]
Posted by StevieX (Member # 91) on :
Well then Louche, I thought I wonder which of the great and good Louche shares her birthday with?
Undeterred, despite knowing that this could be a gargantuan task, the date of your birthday being "the weekend" (like, thanks for being so specific, Ben), I spent literally minutes trawling the interweb to discover that you share your birthday with either Dustin Hoffman (8/8) or David Duchovny (7/8).
I hope such retrospective knowledge enriches your whole birthday experience, or at least provides retrospective enhancement equal to or greater than a ladleful of piss.
Posted by Louche (Member # 450) on :
Cheers and Happy Birthday Bandy. I share a birthday with Mr Duchovny and am now worrying that at some unexpected point of a my life a creased Indian is going to appear by my side with the enigmatic words my name is Albert Hustein and I was told to come here.
I got a computer for my birthday! Well, I didn't get it yet, is coming next week. Bamba, Sabian et al should now be quaking in terror as my inchoate computer skillz will be brought to bear on a machine with bizarre and interesting capacities, like that esoteric medium which is broadband. This is before consideration of the fact that apparently, it can also be used to record Coronation Street. It's going to be interweb carnage I tell you.
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
I share my birthday with Hulk Hogan. I'm a happy woman today.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
Happy birthday to Turbo! Check out your new wheels:
Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
Fucking hell! Move seats in the office, get denied internet access and everybody has a birthday.
Belated wishes to all.
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
Are we using this thread for Turbo too? HBTB Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: Are we using this thread for Turbo too? HBTB
I want my own thread! HBTB? Happy Birthday Turbo Bitch?
And thanking you my dear Astro for my beeeeeyooteefool new...er...bike?
Posted by Uber Trick (Member # 456) on :
I just post it, you interpret it any way you want honey.
Posted by Astromariner (Member # 446) on :
At first I thought it was silly but the more I look at it, the more I want one. It's got armrests! tartan cushions! a place to put your shopping!
Posted by turbo (Member # 593) on :
I want one too, imagine how easy doing a big grocery shop would become? A crate of beers and 6 bottles of wine? No sweat! 10 watermelons and 5 super size bottles of laundry detergent? No problem! When can I expect the delivery man, Assthrow?
Also, a present for Bandy and a belated happy birthday:
Posted by ally (Member # 600) on :
quote:Originally posted by herbs: What does Louche rhyme with? Is it like pouch or like whoosh? Will we ever know?
I think that's a scone/scone question.
It might be like "ruche" though.
Happy Birthday Louche, Turbo, and (I hope I read this right) Bandy.
No pics, cos I'm a technofucktard. Sorry. Best wishes anyway.
Posted by Physic (Member # 195) on :
To say happy birthday, where does one start, when Jonesy has already, made poems into art
With Louche and Turbo and Bandy all waiting, and Thorn in the corner, furtively <deleted to protect the innocent>
Suffice it to say, I hope that you all, Had much fun and laughter, And presents stacked tall
With copious drinking, And other such treats, I owe you all a drink, Next time we have a meat(s)
Hmmm, Wordsworth I assuredly am not, happy birthday to you all (and to anyone else about to whinge that they 'never got a ******* birthday thread!)
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