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Originally posted by Niffer:
for old times' sake. Extra TMO points for correct identification of the provenence of this one

I've always wanted a fainter. Just b/c they faint. I've never seen a goat in person faint before and I want to. lol

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Posted by Darryn.R (Member # 1) on :
 
They should ask thing like
"How moist are your flaps" or "What's the largest amount of smegma you've ever retrieved from your foreskin whilst burrowing around in there with your finger" Or "Which well known person would you most like to instert voles into"
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 
then I stand corrected. "oh oh eye oh oh" it is. Though, I've only heard it prounced differently...live and learn, maybe the people at my local record shop will stop looking at me like a two-headed space alien.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
Sorry polly but she is being unfair by reporting Suzie so lightheartedly, she is driven by her own insecurities & chips on her shoulders, she admitted as much by saying she had eye comments as a child, and she is picking & choosing by not applying her argument to everything, only Chinese eyes. And she has refused continuously to answer why, only citing Leap's response & not putting her own thoughts across. Where's that inaccurate?

I know exactly why she won't answer & that is because there is only one possible reason.

Swedish blonde, Amazon tall & Italian tan are not seen as insulting - tall, blonde & bronze are seen as signs of beauty. But for some reason SHE thinks slanty eyes are an insult. To her, maybe they are, but to me & others it is not insulting as I regard Oriental girls as being very beautiful. It is only an insult to her as SHE has a problem with slanty eyes. This can not be fixed by screaming the issue or reporting willynilly, it can only be sorted by intensive counselling or plastic surgery. She's arguing that slanty eyes are an insult, but that's her own problem & insecurity, not anyone elses. Personally I think slanty eyes are beautiful so I don't take it as an insult. THAT's why she won't answer me, Offensive Text Removed & THAT's why she's taking her insecurities out on Suzie unfairly & why I think Suzie deserves an apology. Also saying that stating fact is wrong is PC gone mad & she knows it & can't argue it.




 

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Posted by Vogon Poetess (Member # 164) on :
 
have to agree with roch, grey abbey was as fresh as a daisy in his first race last year. He will run some of these into the ground. I like ollie Magern but dont think he can be trusted in his first race back after injury.

Come on the Abbey..
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
I wouldn't worry too much, I have bred my bitch for the first time. C-sections will not cause a bitch to abandon her pups. They are done successfully on many breeds. There are some breeds that have to have c-sections, including bulldogs, mastiffs, and other large headed dogs. Just because she doesn't know the pups, the maternal instinct will kick in. I am opting to have a complete hysterectomy for a delivery. This way it is one surgery, and she will be spayed all together, no second surgery
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 

quote:

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Originally Posted by slappers r us
it doesnt matter at all

i dont know why it has been brought up

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quote:

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Originally posted by Benny the Ball:
Either Ted Kord or Ras al Ghul is my bet. Then again if spectre is bound to mans law Max Lord is also a good bet.

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Sadly, I could take a shot at guessing the context to this post.
 

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Posted by Niffer (Member # 266) on :
 
Tofu is congealed devils cum .
 

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Posted by Doctor Agamemnon When (Member # 189) on :
 
Their are also cults/religions that worship the female, her form, and her genitalia in particular. But as you mention the war im assuming your talking about modern "western world" popular society? (Hell, im just making up that phrase) Umm, i really dont know too be honest hadn't given it much thought, which is strange, normally think about everything too much Probably just originated from a primitave thing such as "me can hit you harder with club than u hit me, do as i say." What DID we learn from the world war? (sincere question - apparently i can sound patronising through the written word..) Im interested to see you elaborate on this
 

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Posted by omikin (Member # 37) on :
 
Well, methinks Shula's marriage has had it - very apparent Alistair can't stand to be in the same room with either her or her family.

He just can't stand her anymore let alone anyone else related to her.

Odds on this is going to be the Christmas biggie.

Had to chuckle over my G & T when she said 'don't worry darling it was a horse' - not often that line comes into my every day life!

Why do women insist on calling men 'darling' when said men can't stand them - rings the bell of dooooom to me. Unless it's the sainted Lilian of course who can call anyone anything she likes.
 

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Posted by SilverGinger5 (Member # 49) on :
 
I, myself, am in grade 10 and go to a school with virtually no dress code. I wear my spiked collar every day, but that doesn't say much about my furryness cuz I dress liek the metal freak I am, so no one really notices the differance when I'm dressed all in black with arm bands and chains all the time. I have no tail (I don't need one right now anyways) so I don't wear one, but I can't bring myself *yet* to wear my dog tag with Spike and my phone # engraved on it. That will change tho, eventually...^^;
 

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Posted by herbs (Member # 101) on :
 
The rear pistons do not just push in they have to be screwed back in. If you notice on the piston there is either 2 or for slots on them. There is a special tool that hooks to a ratchet that turns the piston screwing it back in.
 

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Posted by pettibone (Member # 838) on :
 
I go chop your dollar

I don suffer no be small
Upon say I get sense
Poverty no good at all, no
Na im make I join this business
419 no be thief, its just a game
Everybody dey play am
if anybody fall mugu, ha! my brother I go chop am

Chorus
National Airport na me get am
National Stadium na me build am
President na my sister brother
You be the mugu, I be the master
Oyinbo I go chop your dollar, I go take your money dissapear
419 is just a game, you are the loser I am the winner
The refinery na me get am,
The contract, na you I go give am
But you go pay me small money make I bring am
you be the mugu, I be the master… na me be the master ooo!!!!

When Oyinbo play wayo, them go say na new style
When country man do im own, them go de shout bring am, kill am, die!
Oyinbo people greedy, I say them greedy
I don see them tire thats why when them fall enter my trap o!
I dey show them fire
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
You are right mate .. totty is great in Emmerdale and Hollyoaks ... Patsy Kensit ..lovely!
 

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Posted by Doctor Agamemnon When (Member # 189) on :
 
You did a nice job on this so far. I got a little confused at first, but it made more sense once I got deeper into the story. It reminds me of a passage in a book I just bought, called "Lands of Conflict." Have you heard of it?

Anyway, please continue with this. It looks to turn out great. =)
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
[not a quote: it's really me, kovacs saying this.]

This thread is making me want to join other boards, rather than stay on TMO.
 

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Posted by New Way Of Decay (Member # 106) on :
 
They do that? I think it's pretty barabaric on any child, why in christ's name would you want to chop off a bit of your foreskin? I mean, who thought of it in the first place? Were they just bored one night or what? Bloody hell, I just don't get it.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
I killed a man last night. I know what you’re thinking but please don’t judge me too harshly without hearing everything I have to say on the subject. I have been with my girlfriend for ten years and we were in love. We were going to get married next year and we were looking forward to having children. I was going to ask my best friend to be my best man, hell I was going to ask him to be godfather. I got in from work last night to find them fucking in my kitchen. I lost my mind. I don’t know what do to. I took up a lasagne dish and struck peter (for that is the ***** name, was his name sorry) across the face with it. He fell to the floor and my girlfriend screamed and tried to get between us but I pushed her to the floor. It is the most angry I have ever been. I didn’t hurt hur. I brought the lasagne dish down on peters head and it smashed. It looked funny at the start, he had a mushroom in his eye and sauce running down his cheek. I thought my girlfriend had been putting more red wine in her lasagne sauce than normal but it turned out it was blood not sauce. Peters cock was hanging to the side (it was smaller than mine) and there was a sheet of pasta covering his testicles so they looked like a small table. My girlfriend checked peters pulse but he was dead. And dinner was ruined. I was really hungry but I didn’t want to eat the mushroom in case it had a bit of Peter’s eye in it. It would feel like he was watching me from the inside for the rest of my life. Is that strange. My girlfriend said ‘he is dead. But I love you.’ We made out on the dishwasher for a few minutes but it was difficult to concentrate with all that lasagne on the new worktop. We have decided not to tell anyone and I have buried peter underneath our compost heap. I cannot post under my normal name because you all no me. I hope you can forgive me.
 

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Posted by Jack Vincennes (Member # 814) on :
 
I've said it before but I think the solution is to post more.
 

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Posted by dang65 (Member # 102) on :
 
For those with digital blah..

Sun Ra: Brother from Another Planet

From the BBC website:

During his 79 years on earth, the man who claimed he was from Saturn created a rich tapestry of music and myth. But beyond the showbiz glitz and humour, Ra's philosophy was based on a serious study of Afro-American politics and Egyptology.

Featuring archive footage and interviews with surviving band members, this film examines the life and work of Sun Ra.

Fri 28 Oct, 21:00-22:00
 

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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
My coworker is 15 weeks preggo and she has been spotting/bleeding bright red blood for the past 4 days now. She went to the ER and to her doctor for a follow up and everything looks fine. The baby is still alive and kicking. Some days she says she is bleeding heavy and other days are lighter but it so bizarre. She is just a mess right now and I would be too if I were her. I was just wondering if any of you other ladies ever experienced this so I can share your stories with her.

[ralph]ashamed to admit that this is my longest post ever on TMO [/ralph]
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
To Incgonito.Does your girlfriend put carrots in her lasagne?
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
That is the worst thing I have even heard, rosemerry AND basil!!. I worked in an itallian resteraunt and that is to many flavours incognito. Your girlfreind was probably trying to poisen him anywAY.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
I am an Italian from Italy and you don’t know what you are talking about, Fizzfizzyfizzfizzerfizzfizz. One sprig of rosemary is the perfect accompaniment to basil in a pasta dish. I should know, I’m an Italian. But isn’t this talk of food missing the point? Congratulations from Italy on your new work top Incognito.

S
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Is it OK to put Peat on compost?

Lol. This is only a joke. I don’t think it is right for Icognito to kill a man, whatever that man has done. This is not the army.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
This is not the army no, but when a man puts his hands on another mans woman it is OK to kill him. Even the bible cant deny that. This is the opposite of comfort eating. Lol. I would have killed him with a knife though because you could have eaten your lasagne afterwards.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
You need to be careful Incognito. I buried a cat under my compost heap and it was dug up by a dog. The dog ran into the house and dropped the cats head in my wife's handbag. She didn't know it was there and she went to the market. When she went to pay a cats head fell out and a child licked it.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Dogs will do that.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
That is a horrible story Jamesbonnebonne. It makes you think though doesn’t it?
 

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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
He raps about cartoons and urine and wears a mask.

Fuck off, you faggot.
 

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Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
 
German teenagers waiting for the Metro in Paris:
"Are you wearing a thong?"
"No, a thong is wearing me."
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
The best thing to do with a body is burn it with acide. If a cat digs up that it will have the fucking shock of its seven lifes!
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Surreal Killer, it was a dog who dug up Jamesbonnebonne’s cat, not a cat. You really should pay more attention.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
I knew that, Pedantes Inferno, but dogs don’t have 9 lives so my joke wouldn’t work.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
there was a joke? Lol. Only kidding *whistles*
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
But dogs have seven lives. You could have said “get the shock of its fucking life, which is the equivalent of a seventh of a humans life, depending on the dog, small ones last longer”. Unless you were Peter. How old was Peter? Maybe Peter only lived as long as a dog, a small one. Makes you think, doesn't it?
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
You people are idiots. I am a state prosecutor and I can tell you that Incognito will not be incognito for long. I will be trying him in a courtroom very soon, mark on my words. We do not need dogs to find dead bodies these days, we have shovels and chemicals. It is only a matter of time before incognito never sees his new kitchen again. And they don’t put basil or rosemary in the lasagne in the joint incognito. They fuck you in the ass.
 

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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
No one can help you now but God my friend. Sometimes he puts us where no one but God can help us so we will turn to him. Do it and do it now.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
That's right incognito. You are going to hell. Only God can help you ther.e
 

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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
i need a phone #to tha kkk here in BIRMINGHAM , ALABAMA PLEASE
 

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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
But TMO is already smug and self-congratulating! Collectively, at least, which is the way Handbag sees us, I think: one great swarming hunk of circlejerk. Not that that's necessarily so terrible: I think there's a lot to be congratulated. But the honesty exhibited by Brainbox is as far as you could possibly get from the incestuous cross-congratulatory behaviour frequently exhibited on TMO.

post courtesy of seethru.co.uk
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
lol
 

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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 
I was amazed at the results of googling jonesy999.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 

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Originally posted by ralph:
But TMO is already smug and self-congratulating! Collectively, at least, which is the way Handbag sees us, I think: one great swarming hunk of circlejerk. Not that that's necessarily so terrible: I think there's a lot to be congratulated. But the honesty exhibited by Brainbox is as far as you could possibly get from the incestuous cross-congratulatory behaviour frequently exhibited on TMO.

post courtesy of seethru.co.uk

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That sounds like me
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
It is you, isn't it?
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
I don't know; what's funny is that I don't remember ever reading it before, let alone writing it.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
I could be wrong but I believe you wrote it on seethru during a time when TMO was broken and everyone took temporary residence in their old home.

Someone (was it Fionulla?) took the opportunity to register as Brainbox and tell it like it is. I think the post ralph has quoted was your response.
 

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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 

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Originally posted by jonesy999:
I think the post ralph has quoted was your response.

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You would be incorrect. The poster in question was The Riddler.

ETA: Unless of course Kovacs was The Riddler, in which case I'm wrong.

[ 28.10.2005, 10:07: Message edited by: ralph ]
 

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Posted by Fionnula the Cooler (Member # 453) on :
 
Wait! Jonesy is close, I think. I was never Brainbox, but I think that post is mine, and I think it was in response to Brainbox, whose true identity I never found out. But where did ralph find it? And when did I start writing like kovacs?
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Crazy shit. I knew you were involved somewhere, Coolvacs.

I assume ralph found it by googling jonesy999 and following the clues cunningly hidden around the web all the way to seethru.

[ 28.10.2005, 10:56: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
 

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Posted by ralph (Member # 773) on :
 

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Originally posted by jonesy999:
I assume ralph found it by googling jonesy999 and following the clues cunningly hidden around the web all the way to seethru.

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Yeah, clicking on the first result google provided was pretty crafy of me I thought.
 

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Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
 
kovacs was the riddler. wasnt he? all i remember is, a minimeat in london in '01 where everyone was like who is this riddler arse? he is the personification of eeeevil, he was even nasty about bandy for fucks sake, and kovacs was there, and said nothing, and then two days later we found out that the riddler was kovacs, and everyone made a huge breathintakenoise and pointed metaphorically at ko saying YOU HAVE BETRAYED US. and everything went all close- up and there was the noise of a door clanging, just like the scene changes in the bbc's adaptation of bleak house.

[ 29.10.2005, 04:58: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
No, the Riddler was really lame. It was Fionnula and he's admitted it, albeit shamefacedly, many times.
 

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Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
 
oops! no youre right. that story i just told did happen though. k's first troll. we were so disappointed in you, kovacs. little did we know that the real disappointments were yet to come....
 

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Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
Hey DD and Kovacs...

Here was me thinking noone would be posting on a saturday...
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Saturday is lurkerday.

Or is is Tiswas? I can never remember.
 

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Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
 
hey kira. i am at work and seriously regretting a decision i made last night re: sambuca and the lack of it in my life. this led to me sitting on my bed, holding several of The Tiny Pringles in my hand, laughing like a goon and saying 'i am a giant! i eat the tiny pringles! yum yum. tiny pringles' to myself. there was noone else in the room. that is the last thing i remember. imagine if i had choked on my sambuca vomit and the last thing i ever said was 'i am a giant. i eat the tiny pringles. yum yum. tiny pringles'. no more tragic indictment of our binge drinking culture could ever be found, but noone would have been around to learn from it in any way.

[ 29.10.2005, 06:22: Message edited by: dance margarita ]
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
I think that would be a great way to go. You could have your last words on your headstone and binge drinking pringloids would make the pilgrimage to your grave, Like Jim Morrison's, to eat potato snacks and drink aniseedy Helljuice.

I wonder if there's a Morrison's in Père Lachaise cemetary. Someone is missing a trick there.

[ 29.10.2005, 06:35: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]
 

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Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
lol at you and your tiny pringles...

I'm at work too and it sucks.

Every time I go to reply to a post I get a call come through...
 

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Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
My customers are so inconsiderate of my TMO time
 

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Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
 
i agree. im not sure if my mother would though. i have given her precious little to be proud of so far; being renowned in death as the patron saint of all Pissed Up Twats Who Are Amused By Junk Food That Is Smaller Than It Used To Be would be the final slap in her lovely face.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 

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Originally posted by dance margarita:
oops! no youre right. that story i just told did happen though. k's first troll. we were so disappointed in you, kovacs. little did we know that the real disappointments were yet to come....

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I wonder who that was then? I don't actually troll nearly as much as people think: Fish did it far, far more, for instance. I had one silly fake name, Rebis I think, which was a mistake from the start as I'd meant to call myself Rebus after a kewl comic book character, not after some Scottish airport-novel detective. Other than that, I can't think of a time when I've set out to deceive the board under another name.
 

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Posted by dance margarita (Member # 848) on :
 
yeah, i think it was rebus.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
Yeah, that was just pathetic really. It went nowhere: Rebus was just a "nastier kovacs", which wasn't a great concept.
 

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Posted by kovacs (Member # 28) on :
 
No, hang on -- Rebis was the character in comics, Rebus was the detective. I've made the same mistake again.
 

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Posted by jonesy999 (Member # 5) on :
 
Oh Kovacs.
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
I'm at work too!

Also! Spurs! Are One Nil Up!

So! I! Am! Excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

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Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
afternoon Roy...

Who have spurs got today?

How did your evening with real people go?
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
Ars*n*l.

Evening was okay, got a bit pissed on red wine, which only makes my lips red and my eyes droop.
 

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Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
oh no then 0-1 is not good news for me then...

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

[ 29.10.2005, 08:43: Message edited by: Kira ]
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
You-you don't support Arsenal do you?

Say it aint so!
 

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Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
Well only on a part-time basis...

I'm not really a fan fan but y'know...
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
I dunno. Maybe I can get past the Arsenal thing.
 

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Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
I dunno...it'll be hard...you sure you want to?

I dont want you making any rash decisions that you might regret...
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
*thinks*
 

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Posted by Kira (Member # 826) on :
 
well thats me finished for the day...

Keep thinking Roy I know you'll make the right decision

Have a great weekend TMO

x
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
Alright, as it's you...

I don't do this often, you know.
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
Have a good one.
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
Bollocks.

One all.

And Arsenal are on top.

Think I made my mind up too soon.
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
And I'm posting to myself, which is a bit stupid.
 

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Posted by scrawny (Member # 113) on :
 
Roy - can you tell me why OJ has decided she doesn't want to post any more? See Announce.
 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 
I don't know. Perhaps she felt left out because I didn't flirt with her.

Normally it's my flirting that drives people away, though.
 

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Posted by froopyscot (Member # 178) on :
 
Overheard on a train station platform near Boston:
"I'm not real experienced. I've only been with two people, and one was my father."


 

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Posted by Roy (Member # 705) on :
 

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Originally posted by froopyscot:
Overheard on a train station platform near Boston:
"I'm not real experienced. I've only been with two people, and one was my father."

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quote:

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Originally posted by kovacs:
a qualified plummer

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Posted by Honeybaby (Member # 543) on :
 
"I've always wanted to yell my own name during sex. I've dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy."
 

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Posted by MiscellaneousFiles (Member # 60) on :
 

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We were not impressed with Basingstoke. Reading on the other hand was superb. Every shop that we wanted, easy to locate and parking was good (although expensive).

The only downside seemed to be the groups of ethnic minorities (tempted to use the word majorities) We felt very intimidated at times, we felt they were watching us. There also seemed to be a babble of foreign tongues which I can only assume were of Eastern European origin.

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