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Maybe you could send none of the food you are eating before 9 pm in the night to me so I can put on some weight.
Weren't you complaining about a poor diet a few months back? Now you're revelling in it!
I think my skinny figure was brought on by years of gorging on coca cola instead of food. The sugar just got burnt off doing sport and then I was left with...nothing
Dinner: hot meal - varies between mountain of pasta/ noodles/ entire pizza/ quiche. Something hefty to keep me going until midday the next day.
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So three of the best-looking guys on TMO are all, independently, recommending the same kind of sensible diet. It only needs Stakker to post in agreement and I think we've got proof that this system works.
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Jesus, have you lot all had your stomach stapled or something?
I need two breakfasts (at home and at work – maybe a piece of toast, then some soup and fruit), lunch (sandwich or more soup and salad, occasionally a hot lard-lunch), late afternoon snack (biscuits/soup/nuts) and dinner (substantial), with beer/wine variable.
I don’t have four portions of soup everyday though, it is interchangeable with the other options. Right this moment I have some butternut squash, ginger and apricot soup with dipping bread. It is excellent and should keep me going until I have dinner with a friend in about three hours!
I try to steer clear of gratuitously lardy food and go for large volumes of ‘good’ food, but sometimes I lose the battle…
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quote:Originally posted by kovacs: So three of the best-looking guys on TMO are all, independently, recommending the same kind of sensible diet.
I can't comment on the relative attractiveness of any of you, but all that sugar and caffeine could explain some of the more furious spats.
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I'm starving right now, actually. I really wanted something healthy for dinner last night so I made a giant bowl of fresh asparagus soup. This morning I feel almost too weak to operate the mouse.
But - I only have to look in the mirror at the big round ball of fat that people call my head, and grip in my fingertips the rolls of flab that threaten to spill over the tops of my trousers and it reminds me that I can't give in yet.
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I had 4 Ryvita for breakfast this morning. No shit, I feel excellent right now. And since becoming a non smoker, I no longer get teh cough in the morning, leaving me free and able to get on with my daily tasks without the lingering fear of sudden and immediate asphyxiation.
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Tsk. You boys on the starvation diets, haven't you heard of knackering your metabolism? Sure, you're thin now, but in a few years you'll have such a low-revving metabolism you'll put on a stone by eating one peanut. You mark my words.
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I'm not starving myself, I'm just now eating something other than crisps and a chocolate bar for breakfast, and clearing the tarmac out of my lungs, playing tennis once a week and thinking about doing situps in the morning. I'm just trying to live a little more healthily, and if that means the 'skirt' of fat disappears from arounf my waist, then that's just fine by me.
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quote:Originally posted by kovacs: So three of the best-looking guys on TMO are all, independently, recommending the same kind of sensible diet. It only needs Stakker to post in agreement and I think we've got proof that this system works.
I luv kovacs, tis true there's a core of mighty purty boys on this here board. We think about them in our bunks on the long lonely nights. Something bout the spindley snapping like a twig look thats gets us prison bull queens horney.
Aside: I notice there's no danger of a muscle growing with that diet. Am assuming then that your idea of an attractive man is ... a girl.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Why? What's your idea of an attractive man?
I'm stumped at the simplicity and clarity of your reply. Do you know thats a bloody hard question to answer.
I guess a bloke who looks as if he's used to working outside, with his hands ... I dunno, prob best answered by the ladies.
Ladies ... over to you, phooed nudey foto of the 'beautiful trinity' for best answer, kick in the chops for anyone who says 'sense of humour'.
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I'm cooking more. Eating mostly turkish and japanese in a bid to get healthier, rather than lose weight. I wouldn't mind ditching the paunch, but I think that's down to booze rather than food, and I couldn't live without my bedtime eightball.
So, it's like a stove-boiled espresso for breakfast, followed by juice and a fag, and maybe a croissant. Then a salad (pulse heavy) with a bit of chicken. In the evening, a soup and/or sushi and sometimes some grilled flatbread with homous.
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I've just filed my last ever feature. I may go out and buy one of them subway rolls with the meatballs in them to celebrate.
Gah! I've just had the last supplement I edited back from the printers and one of the standfirsts reads "Blue ray and HDTV are teh formats of the future". Fucking TMO!
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Freakfast - cornflakes with 1 desert spn sugar 11am - Diet coke break plus crisps and/or fruit depending on how cheery I feel Lunch - Tuna mayo with salad or if I'm feeling really skinny I'll treat myself to a M&S chicken salad sub roll mmmmmm or something similar 3pm - Chocolate of any description Dinner - large substatial meal consisting usually of meat and then crap loads of broccoli god i love that stuff
I try not to eat bread because (cliche-ness coming up) it does actually make me bloat so badly. I was asked by my mum once if I was pregnant because I hadn't been for a crap in 7 days and my stomach swelled up so much...
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quote:Originally posted by monkeyflump: I try not to eat bread because (cliche-ness coming up) it does actually make me bloat so badly. I was asked by my mum once if I was pregnant because I hadn't been for a crap in 7 days and my stomach swelled up so much...
You do realise you're going to have to live with this for the rest of your posting career, now.
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Now that's a Man. Thats brawny, farmy and get-orf my landy.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: Gone is the fresh faced jailbait of yesteryear. Hello greasy bearded boiled egg bastard with man tits and a rictus sneer.
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Anyway, Im still a skinny mofo.
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