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Jesus I’m amazed some of you don’t waste away, my typical daily intake:
Breakfast: Rarely, if anything then a bottle of Mars milk if the cornershop on the way to work has any in, which isn’t often annoyingly.
Lunch: Either Bombay Bad Boy pot noodle with a bread roll or similar OR sandwiches and crisps Or if it’s Friday possibly a Chinese from the van on the market
Mid-Afternoon: Can of coke, full fat, none of your battery acid diet crap
Dinner: More or less always meat and plenty of it, plus rice/potatoes/pasta, typically something spicy like a chicken or prawn curry, homemade lamb kebabs, pork or prawn stir-fry with rice or noodles. Always a large portion of.
Weekend: maybe cereal or bacon sandwich if I get up at a sensible hour, sandwiches/ left overs, beans on toast for lunch, then something like a curry, pizza or similar for dinner, if Sunday then possibly a takeaway
Booze: Far too much normally, there is a downside to working next door to a pub after all it seems, very rarely do more than a couple of days go by without booze intake of some kind these days.
I would like to lose a bit of weight, I’m not fat but I am a bit porkier round the middle than I’d like, playing tennis/badminton regularly is helping but I really need to get down the gym again to be honest.
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I look forward all week to my Saturday menu.
08:00 - Full plate of beans & sossies(chips, side plate) 08:10 - Two coffees 08:30 - Back to bed 14:00 - Coffees, Shandy pre-rugby 14:00 - Play rugby 17:00 - Full plate of beans & sossies(chips, side plate) 17:01 - Top button of trews undone 17:10 - Lager 17:30 - Lager (repeat) 22:00 - Bout time for a pizza, thick crust, double everything 22:00 - Change into more comfortable trews 22:30 - Lager with whiskey chaser 22:40 - Whiskey and test-sexing 23:00 - Whiskey going down well, feelin a l'il romantic 23:10 - Whiskey, Mate wants to know where 'mimsey' originated 23:20 - Whiskey, Penny drops, have been text-sexing a Prop. 23:25 - Is the chinese still open ? 23:30 - Thinking about getting a cab into town. 00:00 - I have never got this far
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The only way I can get into a pair of size 12 trousers is by being heavily greased and dropped into them from a plane. Or if they're from Wallis.
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One banana. A handful of shortbread biscuits. A bag of tortillas. 3 cups of coffee.
I don't feel that hungry, not enough to cook something. I might eat a bit of fruit in a bit or have some toast. Am I dying? Is it possible to survive on this?
One day I will hit reply after checking my post.
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Am I dying? Is it possible to survive on this?
Dude, I think you might be dying. It is not possible for an adult male to survive on that diet for any length of time. Unless of course you are 36 inches tall and weigh 47 lbs. If this is the case, forget I said anything.
For the record, I eat more than that before breakfast each and every day.
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2 slices white toast n marmite (if hungover, a veggie sausage sandwich) fruit juice
Mid Morning
Choc bar/biscuits approx 1 litre Kensington tap water
Lunch
wholemeal cheese roll crisps
Afternoon
apple satsuma cuppa tea (3 sugars)
Dinner
something vegesquarian
Evening
cuppa tea (3 sugars) lard (popcorn/ice cream etc)
Based on very occasional interaction with bathroom scales, I think I have been about the same weight for the past ten years or so.
Men should be lean and wiry. Don't want to be squashed and suffocated in bed.
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A couple of years ago I started a food diary, after cottoning on to the fact that my weight wasn't exactly healthy (currently a stone and a half lighter than I was then). I discovered it again the other day - I was eating cereal, biscuits/crisps, sandwich, chocolate bar and more crisps, followed by more crisps and or chocolate, then maybe a pizza and garlic bread or anything not home cooked. Probably some wine and or beer too. Ouch.
Now:
Breakfast - if I have anything, it's yoghurt or cereal. From next week, it's going to be natural yoghurt with dired banana chips and raisins. Yum (I hope).
Snack - one or two rice cakes with cottage cheese
Lunch - salad with fish or chicken
Dinner - fish or meat and veg. Pasta, rice and potatoes don't feature very highly - need to remedy this. (although tonight's dinner was a mug of beef oxo with a slice of wholemeal bread torn up and thrown in, plus an extra slice of buttered bread on the side - food gets delivered tomorrow)
Snack - Green & Black's chocolate (now have a self-imposed ban on buying the stuff)
And yet, I remain a biffer.
Edit - Ringo have you got lardy?? And why aren't you on msn, I want to talk to you.
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eat what the fuck you want, when you want it, just be sure to play at least 4 hours of football every sunday, I've always been able to see my ribs through my totally un-muscular chest.
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okay, just bin spending a little time going over the diet, my previous eat what you want when you want might be a little off, considering I dont have the money to eat what I want when I want it.
usually (mon-fri) breakfast = none
mid morn = 2 peice a toast'n'marmite (if theres any bread left)
lunch = packet a crisps and a chocolate (if I feel rich)otherwise 2 peices toast'n'marmite (if theres any bread left)
afternoon break = starting to think this doesnt exist anymore as I have had only 2 in the last fortnight, 2 rollies, 2 peices toast'n'marmite (shocked if there is still bread left, sacrefice 1 rollie for the time spent checking the bread for mould)
Dinner = usually massive plate of economy pasta and economy sauce purchased from economy 'lidl' for a combined price of approx £1.50 for a full weeks supply or a chicken burger and chips (combined price £0.99) from my local economy late home option
generally dont drink much at all, averagely about 2 pints of lager a week probably less. about 10 cups of coffee a day, 6-7 of which is that nasty instant shit, and about 20 rollies/fags if I feel extreeeemly rich.
I'm not dying, I am already dead but re-animated my corpse cos heavens boring, hell is full of shit and neither of them sell XL bacon double cheese supersize meals with side of onion rings, gutted
quote:Originally posted by ralph: Unless of course you are 36 inches tall and weigh 47 lbs.
That's not bad guestimation.
My step-mum asked me to bring her some Kripsy Kremes from Victoria. Then she didn't eat them. All I ate in the studio was these bloody doughnuts and by 9pm I was shaking with sugar. We were both sat in the pub by 10pm, struggling to hold our pints still. Be wary of joining this dangerous Krispy Kreme Klan.
We are negotiating food. Anything I eat now will put Boba in the Sarlacc pit to shame.
I don't feel very well. I think I have procrastinationflu. I need to write an acrostic* poem which has the image of a lighthouse, mentions at least five colours in it, is anaphoric** of sound and wilful of mood.
I am sore of throat, achey of back and batrachian of hand. Perhaps if I have a glass of wine... ?
* a poem where the first letters in each line spells out the word(s) which is often the theme or subject of the poem
** repetition of the opening words or phrase across successive lines
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My mind drifts back to a time ago I think of seaside lighthouse woe So tall in height Explodes with light Revolution provides white glow Atop a house of stone and brick Binds vertigo and feeling sick Land ho! Alight! Exlodes with light Like this is hard to do, Our Trick If man could not find safe lit shores Get home to wives, girlfriends and whores He'd sail the seas nevermore Traverse by land in a 4X4 He'd miss the rum Or late night bums Unusual homo rugby scrums So the house on the shore all through the night Explodes with light
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My oh my his penis grows like a lighthouse with purple veiny vertical stripes Closer and closer it comes to my face Always I look into the eye expecting the white worst Never fail as the first few drops come out at pace Don't stop now oh baby I'm not blue when your here Reign in the shiny quivering cock, gentle and peach Ever wondered why semen isnt yellow Well I have
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Hey, not bad, you totally got the acrostic and wilful bits! I'm not sure that you can have an ancrostic poem which includes anaphora though because surely how can you have a poem where each line starts with the same phrase and yet it spells out a word unless that word is Mmmmmmm or Ooooooo or something. What is Boba in the Sarlacc?
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Oooo - well done jnhoj! You missed the repetition of the opening lines / phrase thing too but you can easily mend that by putting "My oh my" in brackets at the end of each line like someone wanking to your poem. jnhoj gets a gold star, mikee gets a red one!
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: What is Boba in the Sarlacc?
It's where Boba Fett gets eaten in Return of the Jedi by a huge worm whose mouth is the only thing that sticks out of the sand. It's a classic Star Wars moment. They even edited a 'belching' sound on the Sarlacc in the re-released version. I think I was trying to say that the next thing I eat would be legendary and remembered by millions, but I just meant I'm a sci-fi twat.
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