quote:Originally posted by London: write 25 'friendship' text messages like these by the end of the day:
quote: A SPELL to attract new friends: Get a dried fern, grind it to the consistency of tea, sew it inside some gold fabric, and wear it round yr neck. No guarantees! [159]
...you might be indulging in a little bit of it also.
Oh London... that would have made an excellent thread!
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By the way i f any one fancies a drink tonight, imma be on the top floor of nthe Blue Posts on Rupert Street. We've got the whole floor, so don't be shy. Bring who you want!
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quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Modge, you're quite slim aren't you? I imagine in your ballet gear you look quite a lot like a doll, providing you put your makeup on to look like Pris.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: By the way i f any one fancies a drink tonight, imma be on the top floor of nthe Blue Posts on Rupert Street. We've got the whole floor, so don't be shy. Bring who you want!
For real? I'm going to be bored off my tits otherwise...
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Is the debate over? I was going to propose a Fat Fucker Tax. This is where fat fuckers who take up a seat and a half on trains have to pay an extra 50% on each ticket price. Also, size 18 tops should clearly be more expensive than size 8 tops in the same range, as they are using up more material and therefore more of the Earth's precious resources.
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Making miniscule bras requires specialists with tiny hands to make them that receive up to eight times the usual wage for a bra assembly worker.
quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Making miniscule bras requires specialists with tiny hands to make them that receive up to eight times the usual wage for a bra assembly worker.
Rubbish. They're made by tiny-fingered small poor children in India, and thus cost almost nothing to make.
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There's no way I can be drawn into an argument against tits, but they're no excuse for being fat. It's possible - preferable? ideal? - to be size 8 and still have a good rack.
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We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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I have nothing against unfeasibly large tits, just thought it unfair to penalise the owners by imposing a fabric surcharge for what is after all a freak of nature and genetics.
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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby. We all locked in.
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It's just jealousy by the bra-midgets.
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Perhaps the Fat Fuck Tax could be left to the cashier's discretion re fabric straining bigtits. Those who are fat because of their glands could show a note from their doctor to avoid a surcharge.
I'm surprised this kind of scheme didn't get a mention during recent "political stuff".
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Fans of awkward silence would have loved my leaving presentation. Someone hollered "Speech!" and i just blurted 'But I've nothing to say to any of you". Then there was a tense pause and I looked awkwardly down at the envelope in my hands. Someone said "Which Blue Posts are you going to?" and I said "the one down from Raymond's Review bar, next to Waxy's Little Sister. That's a pub, not a 12 year old hooker." Total silence. One person claps half heartedly. Crowd disperses.
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Nice! Is the envelope full of money to pay the Council Tax?
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Fucking hell, 20 quid when you've been there 5 years? I got over 40 when I left a place I'd been 3 months. And a pretty decent watch when I left Italy, again after only 3 months. I guess they hated you as much as you hated them.
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Yeah, well, I was genuinely suprised I got anything. Sometimes I think my life would be better if someone else was running it.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Yeah, well, I was genuinely suprised I got anything. Sometimes I think my life would be better if someone else was running it.
I have never got a thing from my ex-employers. Once my old boss said there would always be a position there for me. Then when I called him 3 years later for a job he told me to fuck off.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Sometimes I think my life would be better if someone else was running it.
Are you willing to test that theory? It's always been a dream of mine to run someones life, other than my own of course, which my wife does quite well. *ahem*
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I think vikrams offering people that, it can't be any worse than his dice. But I mean, it wouldn't be very interesting choices and would probably make you feel inferior
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: There's no way I can be drawn into an argument against tits, but they're no excuse for being fat. It's possible - preferable? ideal? - to be size 8 and still have a good rack.
Please see: Sarah Beany (or Beeny, however it's spelt).
Top top rack. Yet petite. Always looks like she's about to fall over mind.
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quote:Originally posted by Grianagh: what about salads? big yummy salads?
Hey Gree, especially in your honour I just had a big tuna and prawn salad for dinner, was very nice. I do actually quite like salads and seafood and stuff, I tend to go in phases of being healthy and not bothering so much, I'm probably not as unhealthy as the diet I listed before may have sounded.
quote: is VP the only person besides us that drinks water?
I probably average between 2-3 litres of water during a working day, evening varies wildly from lots of squash to diet vanilla coke (I adore this stuff) or a bottle of wine.
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Shocking, isn't it? You'd think I'd at least have painted over it. I have a carpet too. And an Ikea wardrobe. Domestica has me on a string. Nice arse though.
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