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Cherry In Hove
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Oi. No bad mouthing of nurses. Teachers are fair game, but nurses are off limits. I've banned dissing nurses.
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Cherry In Hove
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quote:
Originally posted by Black Mask:
Strangely nurses tend to be alcoholics, too.

That's not badmouthing, that's just a stone cold fact.
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Black Mask

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NO! NOT TALK NURSES! BOBO NOT LIKE NURSES!
NURSES HURT BOBO! BAD NURSES!

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Cherry In Hove
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ME SMASH BOBO GOOD

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sam
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Jonesy

And I'm still spelling your name wrong. [Frown]

OK. Thanks for that.

I guess I do understand I have less lives than others and I guess I always will, but it is clear I am going to drop occasionally into turtle-like posts; this is the second? Maybe third time? It is clearly a facet of my character when worked up and feeling reckless or just plain thoughtless, or tired, and not the most endearing one, I admit.

I guess I just want to belong enough for people to feel they can spot when I get all Chenolian and say 'Shut the Fuck up' to me without offence on either side, or prejudice, instead of all this turtle stuff starting again. Not that you are my guardians and it is your place to police me; I'm not trying to pass the responsibility on for my behaviour here. Maybe you know what I mean, I hope so.

Anyway, thanks for taking the time and I agree; it's well time to drop the topic.

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Thorn Davis

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I don't really agree with what jhnosey or DoWNs said and I don't think sam's posts really needed that level of analysis and finger wagging "this is what you've done wrong". Also, I never get to do it to the posters that really piss me off, so I don't know why anyone else should be allowed to. Maybe I should use this thread to break down exactly how and why each poster on this board has fucked me off at one time or another in the patronising tone of American Self Help books. If that's what we're doing now, which it seems to be.
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Black Mask

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WAAAH! BOBO NOT LIKE MEGABABYZILLA! BOBO FWIGHTENED!

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Thorn Davis

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Eagle-eyed readers will notice that I cleverly mis-spelt Jonesy999's and New Way of Decay's usernames there in a calculated bid to detract credibility from their statements. I don't just throw this shit together, you know.
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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Maybe I should use this thread to break down exactly how and why each poster on this board has fucked me off at one time or another in the patronising tone of American Self Help books. If that's what we're doing now, which it seems to be.

This is the best idea EVER!

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Maybe I should use this thread to break down exactly how and why each poster on this board has fucked me off at one time or another in the patronising tone of American Self Help books. If that's what we're doing now, which it seems to be.

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DO IT! BOBO WANT CLEANSING FIRE OF PURE HATRED!

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sam
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I obviously can't make an comment about the T- - - - - - - word because the thread title says I can't, but LOL herbs. It's true.

[ 14.08.2008, 07:24: Message edited by: sam ]

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Black Mask

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sam, shut the fuck up.

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Maybe I should use this thread to break down exactly how and why each poster on this board has fucked me off at one time or another in the patronising tone of American Self Help books. If that's what we're doing now, which it seems to be.

I already know what you think about me, Thorn, and if I try really hard I can probably just about understand the reasons for it at well. I don't think it would be useful for either of us for you to write it all out.
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Black Mask

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Ringo, earlier today.

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Ringo

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Wait, is that meant to be a chicken or a cock?
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Either way, the eyelashes are remarkably true to life.
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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
Originally posted by sam:
Jonesy

And I'm still spelling your name wrong. [Frown]

OK. Thanks for that.

I guess I do understand I have less lives than others and I guess I always will, but it is clear I am going to drop occasionally into turtle-like posts; this is the second? Maybe third time? It is clearly a facet of my character when worked up and feeling reckless or just plain thoughtless, or tired, and not the most endearing one, I admit.

I guess I just want to belong enough for people to feel they can spot when I get all Chenolian and say 'Shut the Fuck up' to me without offence on either side, or prejudice, instead of all this turtle stuff starting again. Not that you are my guardians and it is your place to police me; I'm not trying to pass the responsibility on for my behaviour here. Maybe you know what I mean, I hope so.

Anyway, thanks for taking the time and I agree; it's well time to drop the topic.

'Ere. Don't worry too much about it, mate. I've been coming here on-and-off for about 6 years and I've passed through all kinds of a spectrum of social ineptness, bitter outcrowdness, oddball sockpuppets, shaky attempts at being 'in' and so on.

I've only just twigged that Thorn Davis has been calmly trolling my last few posts, ffs. (Speaking o' which, Thank You, Davis. I'm not being sarcastic: I'm building a teens help website and your trolling gave me an idea to write an article called The Lost Art of Trolling and it's gone down like an Aerosmith groupie! Hats off to you, man!)


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Originally posted by Black Mask:
sam, shut the fuck up.

Is that our new safeword for sam?

[ 14.08.2008, 09:39: Message edited by: Lickapaw#2 ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Lickapaw#2:
I've only just twigged that Thorn Davis has been calmly trolling my last few posts, ffs.

When I've responded to your posts I've been neither calm nor trolling. When I contradict what you write it's not because I'm trying to get a rise out of you, but because I genuinely disagree with you.
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Lickapaw#2
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Oh aye? It looked like trolling. It's probably my brain. Ignore me.

Peace!

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ralph

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Must be my brain too. To me, every Thorn post looks like an attempt to make someone cry.
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Thorn Davis

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How ungrateful! I made you a birthday thread, you gitlicker.

[ 14.08.2008, 10:08: Message edited by: Thorn Davis ]

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And I appreciated it if I never said so. But what was the thread title again?
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Thorn Davis

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Happy Birthday Ralph or something similar. I forget. It had 'birthday' and 'ralph' in it.
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Black Mask

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ralph the birthday child-abuser?

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Lickapaw#2
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Didn't Thorn offer ralph a birthday fucking?

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Black Mask

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happy ralph the birthday dick?

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Naw... Thorn was just bottle fed and never hugged as a child, now he feels the need to lash out on the internet because in real life he lacks the bottle to finish off the trinity of sociopaths. Killing small animals and fires are just a little too real, he's mastered the bed wetting though!

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Thorn Davis

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That's not fair. I set loads of things on fire when I was a kid.
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Lickapaw#2
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Thorn lay folornly amongst the crumpled, grubby towelling in his makeshift cardboard cot. He was bored, and very, very lonely. Something moved at the periphery of his vision; he instinctively grabbed what turned out to be his toes as they arced into view. They made reasonable play-things, he supposed.

There wasn't much more he could do for now; mummy hadn't come out of her alcoholic stupor for 3 1/2 hours and his nappy was so full of crap that it was beginning to get seriously uncomfortable.

His toes were all he had. For now.

SCREEE!

His buttock skin erupted into sharp red pain as the nappy rash attacked again and he let his toes go with a bellow of agony. "WAAAHHH" he screeched. Why didn't mummy change him? Why didn't she at least give him clean blankets to lie on? He couldn't believe she'd set him to bed in the laundry basket again!

Thorn was so... so... ANGRY!

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H1ppychick
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It's strange - when Thorn writes insulty stuff it always sounds tongue-in-cheek to me, when sabian does the same thing it sounds real and therefore somehow more vicious to me. I don't know why this is - do I have some sort of interpretation filter on?

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quote:
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ralph the birthday child-abuser?

someone should call child protective services, or the uk-equivalent, on this loser...
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How old was your wife when you met her, Ralph?
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quote:
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It's strange - when Thorn writes insulty stuff it always sounds tongue-in-cheek to me, when sabian does the same thing it sounds real and therefore somehow more vicious to me. I don't know why this is - do I have some sort of interpretation filter on?

Is it cuz I's white?

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quote:
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How old was your wife when you met her, Ralph?

Three. [Razz]
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Lickapaw#2
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by H1ppychick:
It's strange - when Thorn writes insulty stuff it always sounds tongue-in-cheek to me, when sabian does the same thing it sounds real and therefore somehow more vicious to me. I don't know why this is - do I have some sort of interpretation filter on?

Is it cuz I's white?
Maybe it's because he's a Merkin and you thought he'd just be really nice.

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