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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
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Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
should I get a haircut tomorrow? It's down to my chin now.

No.
Can I at least get the back cut a bit? It's a fucking mess back there, I imagine.

Besides, the only reduction in hair length I've had in the past year was due to a cigarette lighter catastrophe...

And I need a new colour. Last time I asked TMO, the colour choice was platinum, which is practically impossible to achieve. So keep it simple this time.

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ralph

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you color your hair? oh, misc. [Frown]
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Suckmonster
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I've broken my nose several times and fractured my collar bone. I've also a scar about four inches long across my lower back, which I received when parked in an icy carpark. The dog decided to bolt from the car as I was putting it in after a walk, my legs went out from under me and landed, with my entire weight, right across the small of my back, the scar was actually a severe friction burn. (And I was lucky not to have broken my back.) It's so obvious that a consultant dermatologist asked, when examining me for something else, if I'd had kidney surgery.
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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
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Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
should I get a haircut tomorrow? It's down to my chin now.

No.
Can I at least get the back cut a bit? It's a fucking mess back there, I imagine.
This may look to the casual observer like I make Misc follow my nazi hair stylings, but I didn't want to look like a bendlord by saying that I thought his hair looked good last time and he should keep it. What I do want to know is how the fuckit grows so long? It's terrifying.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by ralph:
you color your hair? oh, misc. [Frown]

Burgundy?
Blue-Black?
Pure Black?
Split into quarters of C M Y and K?

Ideas, people!

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froopyscot
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Split into quarters of C M Y and K?

I think we have found our winner.

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Ralph, earlier today

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I'm an athiest, dude. [Roll Eyes]
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quote:
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Split into quarters of C M Y and K?

I think we have found our winner.
Lift hair to reveal registration marks tattooed on either side of head. And crop marks to tell when it's time for a trim?
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