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As someone who likes to dip in and out of TMO quite a bit (first time caller, long time listener), I'm a bit confused about who is who, what their motivation is, relationships with other people. Like coming in on a soap opera and only at the fifth time of watching do you realise that the reason Nigel and Sonia hate each other is because Nigel has been buming Sonia's dog (or something). It would be nice to get the whole 'dog buming thing' up front by having a useful guide on the regulars for the sometime users like me.
In a nutshell, any chance of a 'character list' of who is who - like at the start of long Russian novels.
So far I've picked up the following:
Thorn - The journeyman. Honest with the highs and lows of life.
Kovacs - cultural supremo with odd choice in favourite comics. Experienced the champagne of comic life but now slums it on the Diamond White (Zenith). May or may not fancy Brandy.
Brandy - the sane voice on the board? Shares the same 'love' of Croydon as Thorn.
Misc Files?
Ben?
Please help with this. Realise this is navel gazing and will be told to fuck off.
I write this in the full knowlege that it may die on its arse.
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I think this thread has the potential to be gr11. Though, MS, don't expect the answers to bear any relation to the truth. Just managing your expectations, like.
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Vikram - Cynical poser whose aloof posturing fails to impress at every turn. While he would like to consider himself a 40,000 volt jolt to the forum, snapping them out of complacency and setting them on the way to forging something new and special, his presence on the forum more closely resembles that of a fart in an elevator.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: Vikram - Cynical poser whose aloof posturing fails to impress at every turn. While he would like to consider himself a 40,000 volt jolt to the forum, snapping them out of complacency and setting them on the way to forging something new and special, his presence on the forum more closely resembles that of a fart in an elevator.
What was that for? And to think I fucking liked you too!
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Thanks for all this stuff so far. Very helpful.
Tell me if I'm near the truth:
New Way of Decay - Streetwise with a certain cache with the under 14s. Wears retro trainers (Nike Air Max 2 a favourite). Would secretly like to be Thorn.
Misc files - Irreverant sense of humour. Ben's twin.
Ben - Irreverant sense of humour. Misc files' twin.
VP - A poetess indeed. Tolerates Thorn.
London - Fears the city he is named after. Likes eating at curry houses. Dreams of asking VP for a gourmet curry. Hides emotion under machismo.
quote:Originally posted by vikram: What was that for? And to think I fucking liked you too!
I thought you didn't want it to turn into a cluster fuck? So I did a non-cluster fucky post. Jesus! There's no pleasing some people.
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quote:Originally posted by MonkeySusan: Tell me if I'm near the truth:
New Way of Decay - Streetwise with a certain cache with the under 14s. Wears retro trainers (Nike Air Max 2 a favourite). Would secretly like to be Thorn.
Ha ha ha ha!!! Thump.
I just laughed so much I fell off my chair.
Sorry Monkeypantslala.
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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Misc Files: It's always surprising to remember how young he is.
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quote:Originally posted by MonkeySusan: London - Fears the city he is named after. Likes eating at curry houses. Dreams of asking VP for a gourmet curry. Hides emotion under machismo.
VP's tits are a bit small for me - I'm more of a big-booty bitches kinda person - but otherwise, spot on.
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quote:Originally posted by MonkeySusan: New Way of Decay - Streetwise with a certain cache with the under 14s. Wears retro trainers (Nike Air Max 2 a favourite). Would secretly like to be Thorn.
Astromariner
Going the right way for a smacked bottom
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quote:Originally posted by Modge:
astro - exaggerates timidness, assertiveness sometimes bubbles through.
Y'see, until the last meat, where I was told by several people that I have the online persona of a wet weekend in Margate, I wasn't even aware that I seem timid. I blame Louche and her brutal Day in the Life of Astro post. And that time I wrote about crying when listening to The Boxer.
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Astro can you stop telling us when you cry please. it makes me bunch my left hand under my armpit and stroke the forearm with my right hand and think 'astro is crying'
My face turns blue and pouty. My eyes become apostrophes and I look exactly, exactly like this;
Astromariner
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It's OK! I'm not crying now. I'm wearing a tiny frown because there's a funny smell in the office and I can't work out where it's coming from.
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quote:Originally posted by Modge: Bamba - exaggerates anger.
Fantastic! Is there anything more likely to make steam blast out of an angry person's ears than telling them they exaggerate their anger? If Bamba doesn't post for a while it's probably because he's put his forehead straight through his monitor screen in a sort of Glasgow cyberkiss.
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