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Ha ha, wouldn't it be funny if Dr B had misunderstood the German girl and she'd really invited him to a "Die Fanzydressenpartyhaussenhoffenkamp" which actually means a civilised dinner party in German, and he turns up in a bucket!
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I think that I may have worn the exact outfit when I was about six years old. It's certainly worth a crack, and I like how, without bucket and cape, I'd just look like an average joe on his way for some saturday night NFT action.
I can't see it being a hit with the girls though.
I've never attended a fancy dress party as an adult, and I'm quite apprehensive about it.
quote:Originally posted by Boy Racer: Dr Benway Re: Emergency cheapo Darth Vader costume.
Black shoes/trainers Black trousers Black top
Black Bin liner for cape Black Bucket from 1poun <a href="http://www.ntsearch.com/search.php?q=shop&v=56">shop</a> for helmet 1 red umbrella for lightsaber
You may want to cut eye holes in the bucket, and possibly paint, or tippex on a Vader Mask onto it, but even without these it's quite effective.
Note: Bucket also allows for Darth Vader breathing and voice impressions.
You can't fail to pull in that.
Hallo Herr Benvay, what are you supposed to be?
A Sith lord.
Why is it that you have a bucket on your head?
It's my Helmet.
You look foolish.
I find your lack of faith disturbing.
You too sound foolish. This is a rubbish bin lining, yes?
It's not that bad.
You are not understanding me. It is the plastic lining from a rubbish bin.
It's my cape.
You look foolish.
You don't think I look foolish.
I do.
You think I look sexy.
This is your Jedi mind trick, yes?
Can I have your phone number?
Much to learn you have before you become Jedi. I am sorry, there is a man over there dressed like a Dalek. His sucker is real. Goodnight Herr Benway.
Damn! Damn! Damn. Drinking begins with D
Drinking begins with D
Drinking begins with D.
1 hour later.
Exterminate! Exterminate! Ex fuckin' sterminate, you twat!
I'm sorry?
Spose you think yer special.
Who are you?
Nigel, allow me to introduce Herr Benway.
Who are you supposed to be?
Fuck off Nyyye jall!
A utility closet, perhaps?
Hah, spack, a utilly closest doesnt begin with Ds.
No, but "dickhead" does.
So does Darth Vader and derrrr!
Er scheint dumm
Dumm?
Foolish.
Ja
Well, it's been nice speaking to you Daft Vader. The bar is that way.
Fattin..fat tin twat.
Goodnight.
Commonthen!
What do you propose to do with that? Open it indoors to bring me bad luck?
Ssstrikes you down and become more powerful than you'd magine!
I don't think you've got that right.
Comeon, comeon darlick! Lessaveit.
Herr Benway please leave now.
Butteyeloveyou!
Herr Bouncer, please throw this gentleman in the street.
Butteyeloveyou! Get off me you fat griller! Youre next.
Don't forget your lightsaber Herr Benway. It is raining outside.
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I'm liking the Dangermouse setup, but obtaining a white jump suit might be hard. I suppose an army surplus might carry them. I'm a bit worried about the fact that I'm going to be going alone, ie, travelling on the tube, walking around finsbury park and clapham, dressed up. That's begging for a swift kicking.
quote:Originally posted by Dr. Benway: I'm a bit worried about the fact that I'm going to be going alone, ie, travelling on the tube, walking around finsbury park and clapham, dressed up. That's begging for a swift kicking.
Fuck-sake, man - he isn't called CommonSenseMouse, is he?
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HOLD UP! 3000 posts! That was my aim when I got up this morning and I have acheived it! Wooo-hooo! (Yes, I'm challenged) BUT how the cocking fuck did I manage to post twice at 16.30? Is anyone else driving me today as well?
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One Mojito, two Gin and Tonics, Three Bacardi Lime Sodas, and a couple of pints of Stella please.
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A mole, you idiot. A mole. I'm not sure what his eyebrows are though, as they're clearly not joined to him by any visible means and therefore must be concluded to be a separate entity.
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Cheap simple option: Buy a pair of trousers too big for you, pull them up to your shoulders and go as Simon Cowell. Add to the effect by being rude to all and sundry, dropping lines on the dance floor like "If your lifeguard duties were as good as your dancing, a lot of people would be drowning" and "You're the biggest cnut in London, and London's a big city."
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