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If sacriligous sex toys are your thing, this is the thread in which they're discussed. It peters out around page 16, when I stop posting.
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The wiping thread was totally fascinating. The number of women doing it the wrong way! Bunch o fucking savages on that board.
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quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: The wiping thread was totally fascinating. The number of women doing it the wrong way! Bunch o fucking savages on that board.
quote:Originally posted by Vogon Poetess: The wiping thread was totally fascinating. The number of women doing it the wrong way! Bunch o fucking savages on that board.
Were they going horizontally?
No - it was going in from the front. Putting your hand between your legs and wiping front to back. Seemed massively awkward.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: No - it was going in from the front. Putting your hand between your legs and wiping front to back. Seemed massively awkward.
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I'm sorry, but I love the two seahorse posts. One girl who thought that they were mythical, like unicorns and the other who thought that they were the same size as land horses.
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Gold..... What is it good for? You can't eat it, you can't smoke it, yet everybody wants it.
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Actually, I had a friend at uni who was really surprised to find out that a man ejaculating is not the same as a man weeing. I never had a discussion with her about seperate holes for women, but I hope she knew that, although I'm having doubts now...
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Are you still talking about handbag? You do realise that whenever this happens then someone starts a thread over there which says "stupid tmo-ers so crap on their board that they have to talk about what we're discussing" and then we have a flood of trolls and there's a bit of a fight and stuff.
quote:Originally posted by Louche: To answer Benway, I touch not the Handbag. It fears me innards with the bright trails of fairy girlie death.
I didn't look at it either, but it was ok because I was getting email updates from someone who was reading it saying things like "Oh lol!!!! this one woman goes 'and as for looking at it in a mirror' - and then posts this giant vomiting smiley!!!! ahahahaa!"
quote:Originally posted by Uber Trick: I didn't look at it either, but it was ok because I was getting email updates from someone who was reading it saying things like "Oh lol!!!! this one woman goes 'and as for looking at it in a mirror' - and then posts this giant vomiting smiley!!!! ahahahaa!"
How could someone not want to look at it?!? Perhaps this lack of scientific curiosity is exhibited in other facets of her life? Do you think stupid people are less inclined to explore their bodies?
Edit to clarify: The "it" doesn't refer to the thread, but instead to the "it" between a gal's legs.
quote:Originally posted by Sidney: But I bet neither of you hate one of your aunts as much as I hate mine.
If you can stop being angry at Philomel and I and tell us about this aunt you hate. I will start polishing my pipe. In the good way.
Ehhh, I told you about my aunt on page one and I explained that I wasn't doing a at you or Philomel two posts above your post quoted here! GOD MIKEE!
Oh hang on.....were you having a joke?
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quote:Originally posted by Astromariner: Sidney: Ow. just, Ow. I want to slather myself in factor 50 and never go in the sun again.
I know! I had eyelids like fucking heels! The heels of an old lady who has spent much of her life standing up, that is!!!
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quote:Originally posted by Sidney: Oh hang on.....were you having a joke?
Yes. I'm going to give up this joshing business on the grounds that I appear to be shit at it.
Whilst flicking back, just to shock myself for the second time, I had to cast one last lol at miscs face in those pictures. he looks like a man who spent three nights awake in the cold, whilst on a gin comedown.
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quote:Originally posted by Sidney: Oh hang on.....were you having a joke?
oh christ. everyones at it now. imsorryboards! i wish id never said nuffin about stupid misc and all those posts where he called me and my mum and my auntie lucy baggy-eyed crack-whores who sent bottles of sprout-fart to african babies with a label on saying 'open this jar! there is a very small food in it!' and then laughed at the thought of the big-eyed babies going 'oh!badsmell!' in african language but all quiet like a kitten with paws in glue. i will go and die in a puddle and then you can all make jokes about childerape and a fat woman's bum without me telling you off all the time.
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Disco, if you don't embolden they 'y' in sorry, people are gonna see right through your sincerity.
I can go home anytime I want. But what I want right now, is a bottle of red wine, a hot bath and some take out. I can't have any of these, because my bank are fucking cockends.
I really was actually asking NWOD if he was joking because I was honestly perplexed by his post. I wish I knew how to engage brain before posting.
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