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Darryn.R
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[]bI want to go home
Eight hours of boredom almost over[/b ]
[edit bad U B B]

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!


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MiscellaneousFiles

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The state of the boards
is peachy as once again
Rick posts "mon ami"

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London

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quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:

Thanks Dr Benway
The afternoon has been saved
because of poems

Dr Benway - you
save'd our boards! Applause for you!
Everybody - clap!

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by London:
Dr Benway - you
save'd our boards! Applause for you!
Everybody - clap!

Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap, clap,
Clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

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Louche
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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Louche's haiku post
Reads like something written by
AMP two years ago.

Intentionally rude
Or posted without thought of
Obvious effect

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Waynster

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Says my girlfriend that
new episode of CSI
stars Dr Benway!

No not our Dr
But a mid op transvestite
Just with the same name!

This is really true
A Doc Benway with a dick
but wearing a dress!

[ 25.11.2004, 09:59: Message edited by: Waynster ]

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London

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:

So please don't be mean.
Stealthcunt is now far from here.
Let twitching dogs lie!

London sees the dog.
Does it lie: is it lying?
Once bit: twice shying.

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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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anyone know if that
animal crossing thread that london did
still exists? I wouldn't mind a butchers

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Louche's haiku post
Reads like something written by
AMP two years ago.

Intentionally rude
Or posted without thought of
Obvious effect

AMP comparison
leads to hurt feelings. Stealthcunt:
Stealthier than I!

[ 25.11.2004, 10:01: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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Dr. Benway

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that so isn't a haiku, IAN.

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You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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its post modern
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discodamage
Again with the bagels ?
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gasp!disco gives misc
the benefit of the doubt:
remember gaymo?

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EXETER- movement of Jah people.

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Dr. Benway

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You can't have a post-modern Haiku.

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Thorn Davis

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This haiku thread is doing my head in
"Your post doesn't scan they will scream
Duh YeH I haBn'T ThOUghT of DAT [Roll Eyes]

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Bamba

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Thinking in Haiku
(Even more so than usual)
Makes my brain twitter

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Darryn.R
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Doc, 'France for one pound'
Is but four syllables long
This thread is a sham


You blame IAN for prose
That does not follow the rules
pot - kettle - black - mate.

[ 25.11.2004, 10:08: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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I like the way you
corrected my lack of hyphen between post
and modern without drawing attention to it

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Waynster

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'Grandma we love you'
Toothless bint warbled badly
I bet she's dead now.

Darryn you wanker
Fancy a pint after work?
I'll be in the Black.

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quote:
Originally posted by discodamage:
gasp!disco gives misc
the benefit of the doubt:
remember gaymo?

Thanks to disco, but
why did she call me "gaymo"?
Some sort of insult?

[ 25.11.2004, 10:10: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Louche:
quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
Louche's haiku post
Reads like something written by
AMP two years ago.

Intentionally rude
Or posted without thought of
Obvious effect

Dismount high horse! Mere
reference back to gaymo
tournament of yore

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Darryn.R
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quote:
Originally posted by I am not...:
I like the way you
corrected my lack of hyphen between post
and modern without drawing attention to it

Line one is five - Cool !
Line two, eleven - Fuck me !
Line three, twelve - Bravo !

[ 25.11.2004, 10:11: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!


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it's art-deco
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Darryn.R
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No beer tonight Wayne,
But Friday straight after work
I'll get pissed with you

[ 25.11.2004, 10:13: Message edited by: Darryn.R ]

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London

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:
AMP comparison
leads to hurt feelings. Stealthcunt:
Stealthier than I!

Hang on: am confuse.
Louche h8s London? This is news.
Violin! *Sings blues*.

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Waynster

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I can't quite recall
through the medium of ryhme
such entertainment

No problem Dazza
Tomorrow night we will booze
while parents look on

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I like London's one

[ 25.11.2004, 10:16: Message edited by: I am not... ]

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Physic
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quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
I can't quite recall
through the medium of ryhme
such entertainment

No problem Dazza
Tomorrow night we will booze
while parents look on

I wish that I could,
Air guitar with you and Daz,
Over beer tomorrow

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Waynster

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fear not scoper boy
We are not going away
you can't stop the rock!

Amsterdam beckons
The Black and White plays it loud
You're always welcome.

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Dr. Benway

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Frostbite took my thumb!
Five becomes four; one is gone?
No. I just can't count.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
Frostbite took my thumb!
Five becomes four; one is gone?
No. I just can't count.

Say how many thumbs
Did you have, doctor Benway?
I have two so far.

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Waynster

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Benways accountants
fucking up simple arithmatic
since nineteen eighty

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Waynster

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quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:
Benways accountants
fucking up simple arithmatic
since nineteen eighty

Waynster no better
counts nine instead of seven
must be contagious

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Anyone know where
I can get a gigabyte
of RAM quite cheaply?

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Waynster

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Please make it public
I too need some memory
Computer is slow...

[ 25.11.2004, 10:30: Message edited by: Waynster ]

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Physic
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quote:
Originally posted by Waynster:

you can't stop the rock!

I'm rocking right now,
To the chiming of Hell's Bells,
Come rock in London!

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