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Topic: It's Haiku Thursday!

H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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I will shut up now
Original threadkilla!
(Original, not best).

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i'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song

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MiscellaneousFiles

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I am still here
trying to think of a way
to out-gross you all.

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herbs

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In post yesterday,
A grand which I'd forgotten.
Jammy bitch or what

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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Thorn cannot be out
Revolted by amatuers
LIke Misc and Hippy

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Dr. Benway

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quote:
Originally posted by Thorn Davis:
Please don't hurt my head
I'll give the money gladly.
Friendship come to this?

It's like the eighties.
Man against man for the green
and spacehoppers, lol.

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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quote:
Originally posted by herbs:
In post yesterday,
A grand which I'd forgotten.
Jammy bitch or what

Now Benway will mug
You too, but harder for you
have more dirty cash

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Neurotic Cat
My fortune cookie's empty...
That's also the title of my autobiography.

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attempting poem
but work is way too busy
maybe later on

[Mad]

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You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats

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Ringo

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I find with haiku
that you can improvise and
run one into a

second one* and thus
avoid having to make them
tally up quite as

well as if you were
just doing the one haiku.
*or even a third.

[ 25.11.2004, 11:48: Message edited by: Ringo ]

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New Way Of Decay

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Louche, wordsmith? No doubt.
High Koo? I won't take the piss.
She can kick my arse.

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BUY A TICKET AND WATCH SOME METAL

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Sidney
Her Glorious Reneging Brumness

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Office machine broke
smelly man comes to fix it
but gases us all

like French aristo
I wave hanky in disgust
in front of my face

He sees me do this
and lifts arms aloft in spite
stench growing stronger

I retaliate
spray perfume in the air but
B.O wins the fight

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They give you a pen as fat as a modest cock and you're expected to dab it on the page, as though you were mopping the dregs of an afternoon Tommy.

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Dr. Benway

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lol

[ 25.11.2004, 11:49: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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Ringo

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how many people
are counting on their fingers?
I know that I am..

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
Originally posted by Neurotic Cat:

eta; fucked up
That counts as a syllable
I'm afraid. [Frown]

M

[ 25.11.2004, 11:53: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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I am homeward-bound
Spanish class for me tonight
No dinner till nine!

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philomel
writes bad poetry on walls

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is nothing sacred?
ancient art form bastardised
cultural buttfuck

proof that you can find
anything on internet
but is this too far?

edit: not work safe
i apologise for link
disgusted, Tunbridge

Wells

[ 25.11.2004, 12:00: Message edited by: philomel ]

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the more brilliant her smile, the closer she always seemed to disaster

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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Or is that supper?
Depends if you're kovacs-esque
Faux nobility.

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by philomel:

proof that you can find
anything on internet
but is this too far?

Good god.

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New Way Of Decay

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Shocked me at first glance
But then I found this below;

quote:
Dead men can’t say no,
That’s why I prefer you sir,
I like your eye sockets.

Misandry as well.

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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Work safe warning came
too late for me. I shocked
Away from page, fast.

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philomel
writes bad poetry on walls

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nb: I saw that linked elsewhere. And it did, truly, shock me.

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philomel
writes bad poetry on walls

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In fact I may start a thread about how the internet desensitises people. [Frown]

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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Philomel opens
Possibility of being
Odd car passenger

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MiscellaneousFiles

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There once was a boy
named danny, had no cock but
instead had a... DAMN!

Limeraiku = dismal failure.

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Dr. Benway

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I have no fucking
clue what you are all going
on about. At all.

Also, This Haiku
speak is messing with my head
quite alot now.

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Louche
Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad

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Can we stop then? Before I go to dinner and talk in haiku?

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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over

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I thought some of them
were quite good though I suppose
I am desensed

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Dr. Benway

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I'll be collating the best ones and sending them to the Japanese Embassy here in London, UK.

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MiscellaneousFiles

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My clapping haiku
was blatantly today's best.
Kiss my arse, losers!

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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Haiku Friday, now.
Long downhill run to weekend
Beers and carnage soon.

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Waynster