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Dr. Benway

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It's like when somebody is going down on you, and you're so close but it....just....isn't.....happening. I'm getting sweaty and angry now.

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Thorn Davis

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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
It's like when somebody is going down on you, and you're so close but it....just....isn't.....happening. I'm getting sweaty and angry now.

lol
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Thorn Davis

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NO! Wait! Fuck.
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jonesy999

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Oh Thorn Davis, oh Thorn Davis, how lovely is your post count?
You’re one away from seven grand.
So take a bow, have a big hand.
Oh Thorn Davis, oh Thorn Davis...


Oh.

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jonesy999

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In its own way, it was kind of beautiful. Simple, warm, of and about laughter. I liked it.

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[ 10.02.2005, 09:26: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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mart
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Thanks for all the good times, Thorn.

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Dr. Benway

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6996, 6997, 6998,

*reload*

6999, 7000, 7001...

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Dr. Benway

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It would be cool if we could view all of the uploaded tmo image files in a gallery. I bet there's some good ones there.

[ 10.02.2005, 09:35: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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mart
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Yeah, Misc once told me there are about five thousand TMO pics on his server.
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Black Mask

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quote:
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It would be cool if we could view all of the uploaded tmo image files in a gallery. I bet there's some good ones there.

That would RAWWWWWWWXXXXXKKK!!1!!!11116

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ben

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I'll do a few of these tonight. My shopping skills are pretty poor but favourite subjects include Jonesy and Kovacs. Oh, and Jonesy.
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George the Robot
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*sigh*
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jonesy999

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lol.

@Robot balls.

Now I do.

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mart
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I don't. Can you explain, Jonesy?
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Dr. Benway

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..and so we said to ourselves, y'know what? Wouldn't it be really cool if we could actually browse through all of the TMO pictures that have been uploaded onto the server? So, we went to our drawing boards at the campus in Redmond, and came up with something that we really think our users are going to love. Rather than having to randomly type in words to see if any pictures come up, users can now browse the images from their desktops, using what we call 'thumbnails', which are tiny representaions of the images.

And, we got to thinking just how useful this would be. It means that now users can access their TMO image files when they're on the move, for example from a cellphone powered by Windows CE. Or your kids can access them from the PCs that we supply to schools across the country.

In the future, we're confident that using thumbnails of TMO image files will become common place, like making that cup of coffee in the morning, or turning on the TV when you get home from work. More and more devices will be capable of storing and reading uploaded TMO image files, and this will all be managed from servers within our own homes. They will be seamlessly intergrated with our music collections, our movies - even our shopping lists! And the amazing thing is, we're not talking about ten, or even five years in the future. Our developers at the Redmond campus are working on ways to intergrate uploaded TMO image files right now - we can't see Steve Jobs doing this with his piece of shit ipod - and we think our users can't see this either.


[ 10.02.2005, 09:58: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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jonesy999

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I think Ben is going to photoshop some images or something. Maybe.
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Dr. Benway

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looking at misc's site - who are they?

[ 10.02.2005, 10:05: Message edited by: Dr. Benway ]

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mart
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neville and louise, with their heads swapped?
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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
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neville and louise, with their heads swapped?

Actually no. That's the real Ne-vile and Louise. Here they are with swapped heads:
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damo
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jesus.
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Dr. Benway

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I need a lie down

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saltrock
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Those blonde bunches actually suit him.

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Call that a contribution?

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damo
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nevile body lousie face looks a bit like my sex offender roommate.
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fish
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No, forum, no cry;
No, forum, no cry;
No, forum, no cry;
No, forum, no cry.

'Cause - 'cause - 'cause I remember when a I used to sit
An’ talk about girls, games and wanking,
Oba - obaserving the 'ypocrites - yeah! -
Mingle with the good people at meats, yeah!
Girlfriends I’ve had, oh, girlfriends I’ve lost
Along the way, yeah!
I’ve hit seven thousan’, and I can't but help to post;
So dry your tears, I seh. Yeah!

No, forum, no cry;
No, forum, no cry. Eh, yeah!
A little darlin', don't shed no tears:
No, forum, no cry. Eh!

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ben

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lololol - none of my reject 'shops are remotely as good as that.
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mart
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toplol
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fish
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I'm a bit rusty as I haven't opened photoshop in months. This one is still one of my favourites:

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Or for a bit of nostalgia:

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Sidney
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Those are excellent, Fish. Hang on.....does the Thatch have a robot hand or some sort of electronic claw like grabbing device instead of a left hand?

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Waynster

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Waynster

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Thornetta Davis

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No really - Thornetta Davis!

- note the Daughter Wan(a)kee

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Waynster

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Captions anyone?

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MiscellaneousFiles

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fish
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quote:
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Hang on.....does the Thatch have a robot hand or some sort of electronic claw like grabbing device instead of a left hand?

I hadn't noticed the claw before - the body (and hand?) belongs to Dame Thora Hurd. Perhaps she is Mrs Darth Vader?

Oh no! How could I forget this one???

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New Way Of Decay

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die laughing (Im gonna die anyway)

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Physic
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Jumbo guilty-lol @ wheelchair Jonesy, a couple of real old-school ones for you:

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Steely goes Hollywood

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Bandy's childhood fantasy

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