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Topic: Sandwiches

jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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Another window into Roy's fantasies.

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ralph

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Originally posted by Roy:
I bet ralph snores.

Really loudly.

What gave me away?

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ralph

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Originally posted by rooster:
Envious, eh? I'll happily trade your night's sleep I bet.

Crap. You have a newish baby. Fine, I don't envy you. But come late February, I'll be right there with you, as we're expecting a new addition to the ralph clan.

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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I was going to start this post with: "I imagine ralph laying on his back..."

But then thought better of it.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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Were you going to end it with "And then I stroke his beautful face and weep fo my good fortune"?

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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Busted.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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Oh and congratulations ralph...on the baby, not the stalker.

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi

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quote:
Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:
answer me this: the most effective way to remove an ingrown hair? NOW! NOW! *snaps fingers*

This will fix you up:

Getting the ingrown hair is easy. But admittedly, avoiding the flesh in its immediate vicinity is somewhat more difficult.

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ralph

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Originally posted by jonesy999:
Oh and congratulations ralph...on the baby, not the stalker.

Thanks, jonesy999. Although a stalker would be a welcome change, too.

[ 31.10.2005, 11:19: Message edited by: ralph ]

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi

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Originally posted by ralph:

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Originally posted by jonesy999:
Oh and congratulations ralph...on the baby, not the stalker.
Thanks, jonesy999. Although a stalker would be a welcome change, too.

Perhaps that's where the baby came from. Though the stalker would have had to have been pretty damned effective.

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Dr. Benway

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this is all good stuff, but back to more serious points - you've had (and for the most part), enjoyed your lunches. But what about DINNER? Not long to go now.

Me - braised chicken kebab in a bagette. £2.50.

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ralph

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Originally posted by froopyscot:
Perhaps that's where the baby came from.

I should know for certain in about four months. My last two kids looked a lot like me. Minus the beard of course.

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rooster
"When You're Hungry For A Big Cock!"

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ralph, does your wife want some pretty pregnant pictures? - I've been looking for the opportunity to practice that particular subject...

I know I'm going to be made fun of for asking, but thought I'd give it a shot.

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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I can't flirt with you anymore, ralph.

I didn't know there was kids involved.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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Tonight is all about the curry.

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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I'm working tonight, so I've just had loads of pasta.

ETA: I'm not a witch or anything.

[ 31.10.2005, 11:25: Message edited by: Roy ]

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ralph

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Originally posted by rooster:
ralph, does your wife want some pretty pregnant pictures? - I've been looking for the opportunity to practice that particular subject...

I know I'm going to be made fun of for asking, but thought I'd give it a shot.

Thanks for the offer, rooster, although I'm fairly certain you would have charged me for doing it. We have a friend who is a photographer and she's doing them for nothing.

Why would anyone make fun of you for wanting to photograph something as beautiful and wondrous as a pregnant woman?

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi

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Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
this is all good stuff, but back to more serious points - you've had (and for the most part), enjoyed your lunches. But what about DINNER? Not long to go now.

Me - braised chicken kebab in a bagette. £2.50.

I haven't even had breakfast yet. Unless of course you count three cups of coffee and a small packet of gummy life savers.

Yessir, that's workday nutrition!

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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Oh yeah, all about the curry!

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ralph

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Originally posted by froopyscot:
Unless of course you count three cups of coffee and a small packet of gummy life savers.

I do count that. I had a similar breakfast, just substitute a half a pack of smokes for gummy life savers.

[ 31.10.2005, 11:30: Message edited by: ralph ]

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Dr. Benway

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Jonesy, I'm intrigued by this curry of yours. Are you cooking this baby up yourself?

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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Originally posted by jonesy999:
Oh yeah, all about the curry!

Beef? Chicken? Duck?

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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No I'm buying it from Khas on Newington Green. It will be chicken. It will be vindaloo. It will be eaten just after a meat samosa and some popadoms and probably accompanied with rice and a complimentary sag aloo.

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Dr. Benway

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what about beer?

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ralph

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Nice.

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New Way Of Decay

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Originally posted by froopyscot:
Go knife yourself in the face d00d.

I thought as much. Wish me luck.

Dinner = some cigarettes. I've not smoked all day.

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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No beer. I am broken. Tonight is all about the curry. Not the beer.

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Dr. Benway

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curry without beer? Without?

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jonesy999

"Call me Snake"

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I know. That is how broken I am. So broken I am defying the laws of science.

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New Way Of Decay

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Is that a roonerspism? Everyone knows that beer doesn't help extinguish the fire of a curry and naturally must be consumed in gargantuan quantities.

well done ralphsperm,

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froopyscot
nibbled to death by an okapi

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Originally posted by New Way Of Decay:

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Originally posted by froopyscot:
Go knife yourself in the face d00d.
I thought as much. Wish me luck.

Dinner = some cigarettes. I've not smoked all day.

I don't think that was quite what I meant to say. I'd suggest you might have missed the point but I'm afraid that would just be more failed knife humor.

:wanky:

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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over

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I'm imagining Jonesy's red face, all sweaty.

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New Way Of Decay

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Originally posted by froopyscot:
I don't think that was quite what I meant to say.

I know, I'm sorry. I must break the habit of deliberatley taking someones words and stretching them to a ridiculous level for my own amusement. [Frown]