Biscuits! Oh I love biscuits. I love them so hard I think one day I might just turn into one giant biscuit. Mmmm yummy, crunchy, creamy biccies, dunked into my steamy coffee then crammed whole into my mouth.
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Being at work and being constantly aware of the fact I need to do all of my xmas shopping and I haven't got a clue what to buy for anyone.
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Lovely lazy Christmas, picking up the turkey, shopping for gifts and looking forward to a great 2006
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Having just done the worst interview and 'personality test' ever for a job I would have rather liked. Toad-faced tech support manager (Like the uncle out of series one of the League of Gentlemen) looking at me blankly and asking stupid questions about personality traits while the sleepy looking HR woman just simpered..
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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I've found bumbling around getting eaten is just about all I'm any good at.
[aside]Darryn, do ignore my email from last night, if you've seen it. i was being drunk and melodramatic[/aside]
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Incidentally, I meant bumbling round getting eaten in Urban Dead is all I'm good at. Not that in my life generally I am only any good at bumbling round getting eaten. That would be well weird.
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I don't understand the appeal of bumbling around getting eaten. It's like when I played Micro Machines and just fell off the table all the time. I don't like to suck. I hate that cunting game. It has killed the only message board worth visiting. Posts: 6175
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quote:Originally posted by London: I don't understand the appeal of bumbling around getting eaten. It's like when I played Micro Machines and just fell off the table all the time.* I don't like to suck. I hate that cunting game. It has killed the only message board worth visiting.
that bit really made me lol...
Oh London
I feel the same I'm shit at Urban Dead . I just cant be arsed...
quote:Originally posted by London: I don't understand the appeal of bumbling around getting eaten. It's like when I played Micro Machines and just fell off the table all the time.* I don't like to suck. I hate that cunting game. It has killed the only message board worth visiting.
that bit really made me lol...
Oh London
I feel the same I'm shit at Urban Dead too . I just cant be arsed...
quote:Originally posted by London: I don't understand the appeal of bumbling around getting eaten. It's like when I played Micro Machines and just fell off the table all the time. I don't like to suck. I hate that cunting game. It has killed the only message board worth visiting.
To be fair, London, you haven't made any effort on TMO for literally months, unless you count starting threads on getting website help or mining people's thoughts on gaming for an article that you're writing. Oh and a second thread on a meat that you didn't turn up to. Don't get me wrong - I like your posts and find them quite amusing in a shit kind of way but I'd have more sympathy for your comments if I felt that what you posted wasn't largely served by self interest.
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Rocks It's nearly Christmas. It's nearly fucking Christmas! The shirt Nurse When is buying me. Surreptitious sex in her parent's house. Carrying around a "portable bar" containing all the ingredients for Long Island Iced Teas in a coolbox to various Christmas parties.
Sucks Being in work. Being sober. My supplier getting busted leaving me dry for Christmas & New Year. Not enough disposable cash left to drop in to Spearmint Rhino until January.
New slagboots. Knee-length and amazingly comfortable as they only have tiny heels, unlike my previous pair (impulse sales buy).
Sucks
Left my lunch on the tube this morning. Some bastard at Earls Court got 2 wholemeal cheese & watercress rolls, cheese & onion crisps, 4 Fox's party ring biscuits and 2 satsumas for free.
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Well, they're just knee-length black boots, but I call them slagboots. Depends what kind of skirt you wear with them, I guess.
Also: in case anyone was worrying that I was going to starve today, I found a chocolate orange in my desk that someone in the Undergrad Office gave me, and some leftover twiglets from a farewell party.
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I hate Valentine's Day. Stupid commercialised crap
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Your lunch has probably caused a Tube-wide security alert by now.
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The Circle and District lines were fucked before I even got on them this morning.
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ROCKS: i am so frickin organised this year i make delia smith look like a HOBO digging around in the bins for brussel sprouts peelings on a sleety christmas eve. a HOBO i tell you. i got up at 9 am this morning to go to ikeawl to buy an oven glove for my mother. ikeawl was, for the first time in my experience, completely devoid of ice- cream faced children in reins bellowing and pawing the ground with their hooves like miniature randy reindeer or easter island faced women saying things like 'yes, but ecru doesnt go with lavender, does it' to their mystified partners, in the same tone you might imagine them hissing 'no, the clitoris is in front of the urethra, not behind it'. so nice was ikeawl today that the textiles department had employed a pair of butch lesbains to rifle through the cages of bedding in a playful manner and therefore fill our hearts with gladness, and i didnt get elbowed in the face once! i was in and out in 20 minutes and i had a hot dog and klingonberry juice for breakfast. WORD.
sucks: i can think of nuffin. im on holiday now. last night it was staff drinks at my work: the sous- chef got his cock out. there was a small brown mushroom- shaped stain on my mind for some minutes afterwards, like when you hear about national servicemen in woomera closing their eyes when the a- bomb was set off but seeing the mushroom cloud behind their eyelids nonetheless.
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rocks: I already got my secret satan giftie and it was actually something cool and interesting.
sucks: Guilt from not sending out my own giftie. Thought: it's not going to get there by Christmas anyway so why not wait and make it especially good. Sorry little elf with no present yet.
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quote:Originally posted by rooster: rocks: I already got my secret satan giftie and it was actually something cool and interesting.
You opened it before Christmas?
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I got my gift too! And i opened it! And it was gr9! And I feel right guilty about not sending mine. I'd forgotten that the limit was £10, and got a cheap piece of shit. So, back to square one.
My excuse for opening it, Veep, was that I wasn't entirely sure that it was from An Elf, and thought it might be wrapped up inside its Jiffy bag, in which case it could have gone under the tree...
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Um, yeah, that was my reason too - I get packages from Ireland all the time, so it could have been from anyone really. hmm.
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: To be fair, London, you haven't made any effort on TMO for literally months...
This is quite true, but surely you don't have to know how to mend a table to be able to see that it is broken?
Also: what is 'amusing in a shit kind of way'? My posts are so shit you find them amusing? My posts are amusing, and this makes you feel shit? Please clarify.
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