quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: To be fair, London, you haven't made any effort on TMO for literally months...
This is quite true, but surely you don't have to know how to mend a table to be able to see that it is broken?
This seems to come up a lot. TMO's not broke. People just like to say it is. Something else grabs the attention and it carries on humming in the back ground, while the 'next big thing' takes over for a bit.
Its not just Games thats been active since it got its own board...
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Rocks: I'm going on hols from Friday - I can kiss this hellhole goodbye for 2 whole weeks..hoorah... Also my parents arrived yesterday for Christmas with loads of goodies from home. I now have a freezer full of Scottish square sausages
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i have to go and finish my conspicuous seasonal consumption in ten minutes, so i shall give you what you ask for.
note: if you recall most of the pictures you have seen of elvenkind (christmas sort, not rivendell kind) none of them have waistlines either. but underneath that fake fur tabard there are serious hourglass things happening i tell you!
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yeah, im pretty fucking cute arent i. i was going to buy that book, but i stumped up for a cd of acoustic banjo tunes made by my sister's boo instead. this is of no relevance to anyone on tmo at all.
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Rocks did my last day of work for the year yesterday, already got all the christmas gifts I need to get, my housemate has finally sorted out Homechoice and the internet...
Sucks it was only the third day of work that I've done in more than a month, the wi-fi's screwy, he got the minimal package, no music channels,
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I don't think I mind a cock ring. Or do I? Of course I once used a tractor tyre as a cock ring. With a chicken strapped to it as the clitoral excitor. Now that was a session.
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Carved TMO on her clit just to make you feel bad
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Elvis! You big, bad, missing man. Wherefuck you been? Down that drainpipe again? bad Elvis, you know you're not supposed to go down there. it's dirty and it smells of rats.
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Rocks Yay, a special bulletin from Elvis. I knew he'd come back. We only had to mention the word 'cock' enough. It has the same effect on him as a pretty lady saying 'cock' to a guy on a first date, I think its the way the mouth moves. Girls don't say 'cock' enough or do enough eye-contact when they're saying it. Girls, think of it like a blow job and put some effort in. Guys, when she's saying it, don't dribble, or stare at her mouth and imagine one sliding in, it puts the ladies off.
quote:Originally posted by London: Also: what is 'amusing in a shit kind of way'? My posts are so shit you find them amusing? My posts are amusing, and this makes you feel shit? Please clarify.
I don't know. I just wanted to be mean. Being mean to girls excites me. This morning I feel like someone's lain into my head with a baseball bat, like really beaten the fuck out of my brain and my guts,. Work xmas party last night. The low point in a night full of low points was coming back from the toilet and getting on the dance floor. With my flies undone, and my cock out.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: I don't know. I just wanted to be mean. Being mean to girls excites me.
If women in distress give you a thrill, then the morning I've just had will give you a boner the size of the Eiffel Tower. The sadistic female dentist just extracted my tooth, and I wasn't even expecting it. It was one of the most horrible experiences of my whole fucking life.
'What? Extract it? Right now? I'm not mentally ready!' I wailed. 'Well, you don't want to be IN PAIN over Christmas, do you?' she said. 'We don't open again till the 4th January!' In the waiting-room my legs and arms shook as the anasthetic took hold. I don't think I've ever shaken with fear before.
Back in the chair, she looked into my eyes and cupped my face with her gloved hands and said 'It won't hurt. I promise. You won't feel a thing.' And then... the gripping, the TWISTING, the WRENCHING. She had to get the assistant to hold my head because apparently I was moving it too much. Tears streamed out of my eyes and my hands clenched the arms of the chair. It was like the most extreme rough sex with all of the pleasure and excitement removed. It was the most violent thing that has ever happened to me.
Afterwards I sobbed so hard I could not go into the waiting-room. There were children there. They stared and pointed as I ran down the stairs to the bathroom, where I sat and sobbed for half an hour. All this horror and it is not even lunchtime. I sobbed all the way home through Shoreditch and people stared at me but I could not stop. Happy Christmas, fuckers.
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I'm stunned by how often they pull teeth in the UK.
I had a couple pulled in the UK when I lived there, but here in Holland they never pull a tooth unless there's like a hole in your jaw you can poke a finger into.
Bad luck Londie, still cheaper than a root canal I expect.
Are you having bridgework to fix it ?
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quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: The low point in a night full of low points was coming back from the toilet and getting on the dance floor. With my flies undone, and my cock out.
quote:Originally posted by Thorn Davis: The low point in a night full of low points was coming back from the toilet and getting on the dance floor. With my flies undone, and my cock out.
Your Christmas wonderland will now comprise a clammy interior landscape of gristle and fucked flesh as the delicate tippy-tongue is compelled to probe the wreckage every five seconds or so for at least the next week. I recommend strong liquor and a large helping of the visual arts to help distract you from this truffling, meaty horror.
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i had four(4) teeth pulled when i was 13. the anaesthetic was so strong i could hardly speak, and i spent all afternoon afterwards with blood pouring down my chin because i didn't know i was dribbling.
this was because i didn't have enough room in my mouth for all the teeth, bot because i'd fucked them with penny chews and fizzy drinks, london.
you have my sympathies though. i hadn't really anticipated all the fierce pulling and loud crunching noises that would be involved. ow.
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quote:Originally posted by omikin: i had four(4) teeth pulled when i was 13. the anaesthetic was so strong i could hardly speak, and i spent all afternoon afterwards with blood pouring down my chin because i didn't know i was dribbling.
this was because i didn't have enough room in my mouth for all the teeth, bot because i'd fucked them with penny chews and fizzy drinks, london.
you have my sympathies though. i hadn't really anticipated all the fierce pulling and loud crunching noises that would be involved. ow.
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