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Vanilla Online Persona
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Par-boil first. yes indeedy. And no garlic. Garlic is only for Satanists and the French.
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Darryn.R
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Here, these are the Countdown letters Voderman just pulled out:

D S L D A E O M E

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jonesy999

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On this day in 1965 Black mask linked to a BBC story which read:
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Thousands of people have paid their last respects to Britain's greatest wartime leader, Sir Winston Churchill, who was buried today after a full state funeral.
Highlights of the thread included Rick J describing the former wartime PM as "That fat Jew", the brief emergence of a sub-standard troll called Winnie-Through-The-Ouija-Board - who could only post 'Yes' or 'No' - and Black Mask's guide to the best cigar houses not destroyed by Jerry.
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After par-boiling, but before the roasting, try roughing the spuds up a bit by shaking them about in your pan / colander for that crispy finish.
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jonesy999

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Goose fat is the way forward.
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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
Here, these are the Countdown letters Voderman just pulled out:

D S L D A E O M E

Dead Moles
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H1ppychick
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With flour.

This post is sponsored by the Brixton Village Silver Jubilee Fair, in wot I won the dressing-up race

[ 30.01.2006, 10:53: Message edited by: H1ppychick ]

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Vanilla Online Persona
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That's right - add rock salt while shaking, that'll give 'em a bit o crispness too.
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Fuck all that. what's the most unusual thing anyone ahs ever stuck their penis into?
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Boy Racer
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quote:
Originally posted by jonesy999:
Also on this day in 2004, Boy Racer started a thread called Disco to say....

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...I've left my mobile at home.

That is all.


And she didn't even see the message until it was irrelevant. That was a good day.

Trying to work out if I'm a Satanist or French, or possibly both. It would certainly explain alot.

[ 30.01.2006, 10:57: Message edited by: Boy Racer ]

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Some people stand in the darkness, afraid to step into the light...

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Darryn.R
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Or even Honey-Roast Sweet Potatoes

The peppery fragrance of the ginger enhances the flavour of the honeyed roots. Try serving as a starter, with endive or radicchio, or ring the changes with chunks of squash, parsnip or carrot.

Preparation time: 15 minutes
Cooking time: 35 minutes

Serves 4-6

Ingredients
1kg sweet potatoes, peeled and thickly sliced
2 tbsp sunflower oil

Honey and ginger glaze
3 tbsp honey
1 orange, juiced and zest grated
2 tbsp grated fresh ginger
1 tsp finely chopped red chilli (fresh or dried)
Salt to taste

Instructions
Preheat the oven to 200°C/gas mark 6.

Cook the potato slices in boiling salted water for about 15 minutes, until nearly tender - they take a little longer than ordinary potatoes. Meanwhile, mix together the ingredients for the glaze and leave beside the stove for the flavours to mingle.

Drain the potatoes, arrange them in an oiled baking dish and trickle with the glaze, turning the pieces to make sure all are coated. Roast for 20-30 minutes, until caramelised and sticky. Serve hot.

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Vanilla Online Persona
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A prop forward called Tim. Goose fat came in handy that day I can tell you.
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jonesy999

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quote:
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Goose fat is the way forward.

Simply smear it on your pipe and pump that rectum until you can feel the fat fizzing on your flesh sheathe. When it begins to burn, hang on in there and ride the pain until you're just about to cum, then whip her out and, voila, you'll be pumping your play dough into a crispy, roast cockle. What food and fuck lover could resist?
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H1ppychick
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Nice spuds, though.

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quote:
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Fuck all that. what's the most unusual thing anyone ahs ever stuck their penis into?

Moira Stewart.
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Darryn.R
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More Countdown:

R I N A J T I N O

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I got that one from Grossman. Who said he can't cook?
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quote:
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Fuck all that. what's the most unusual thing anyone ahs ever stuck their penis into?

A jar of strawberry jam, I got a pip up my pee hole.

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*Here's an interesting review of some limited edition "holiday season" fizzy pop:

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[ 30.01.2006, 10:57: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
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Originally posted by not...:
Fuck all that. what's the most unusual thing anyone ahs ever stuck their penis into?

A jar of strawberry jam, I got a pip up my pee hole.
Did it..work?
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H1ppychick
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Goddd. I'm starving now.

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quote:
Originally posted by not...:
quote:
Originally posted by Darryn.R:
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Originally posted by not...:
Fuck all that. what's the most unusual thing anyone ahs ever stuck their penis into?

A jar of strawberry jam, I got a pip up my pee hole.
Did it..work?
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quote:
Not...
Did it..work?


You mean did a strawberry bush flower from his little grow-bag slit and did he then sell salty fruit to hatchet-faced Henman fans at Wimbledon and laugh, laugh, laugh, laugh?

Jesus, Not, there are some things you just don't ask a person.

[ 30.01.2006, 11:02: Message edited by: jonesy999 ]

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[Embarrassed]

[ 30.01.2006, 11:22: Message edited by: not... ]

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Did what work ?

Jamming it in the jar worked, well double worked really..

I got a good licking from my then GF and my scrounging flat mate who the next day pinched my food to make his breakfast made extra sticky jam on toast with added crunchy pubes.

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A Wellington boot filled with your own spunk and left by the fire for an hour is pretty much guaranteed to get you off.
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I got that one from Holmes.
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Eammon, not John.
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Not Sherlock.

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[Embarrassed]

[ 30.01.2006, 11:22: Message edited by: not... ]

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Numbers game:

2 8 9 1 5 25 - Target 286

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I have a whole new mental outlook on several of you now.

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quote:
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2. Toilet Roll
Surprisingly not wide enough for my girth, needed to be cut along top. Chafed. More of an experiment than an erotic experience. 1/10

That's because Blue Peter was aimed at children, dude. I don't think Leslie Judd expected you to wait that long to try it out.
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quote:
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Numbers game:

2 8 9 1 5 25 - Target 286

Take the 2 and the 8 put them together and you get 28 now add 1+5 = 6 put it next to the 28 = 286
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quote:
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Numbers game:

2 8 9 1 5 25 - Target 286

Easy. (25+1)*(2+9)

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