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Topic: Caption Competition

Toilet Duck
TMO Member

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A lump of cheese to anyone who makes me chuckle out loud.

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El Pollo Diablo

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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Finally, with their target asleep, the ants who lived beneath the sofa decided it was time to make their move.

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Black Mask

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Merce Cunningham eat yer heart out!

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sweet

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Darryn.R
TMO Admin

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Narcolepsy, the silent killer

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my own brother a god dam shit sucking vampire!!! you wait till mum finds out buddy!

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Toilet Duck
TMO Member

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quote:
Originally posted by Roy:
Finally, with their target asleep, the ants who lived beneath the sofa decided it was time to make their move.

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El Pollo Diablo

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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Go Roy!

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Sofa to Table:
"I admire your transparency."

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Stefanos
Biggus Dickus

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The first part of plan had worked: They had rendered him unconscious. Next...dragging him under the arm chair.

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Essex boy in exile.

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zebraboy
TMO Member

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The cushion retreated to a neutral corner, his championship title efficiently restored.

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Toilet Duck
TMO Member

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Misc:

Stefanos:

zebraboy:

Wow, it's not often I award so much cheese.

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El Pollo Diablo

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MiscellaneousFiles

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Go flush yourself.

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New Way Of Decay

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The three bears were so chuffed with their new manskin rug, that they posted it on the moon

This caption competition has a fairly exhaustable supply of rubbish jokes. Can anyone else do better?

A chump for every good reply.

[ 13.02.2006, 07:44: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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BUY A TICKET AND WATCH SOME METAL

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Satine
TMO Member

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Professional stunt man Derek wondered why he didn't have a girlfriend.

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May I recommend the donkey in the bus shelter with a baseball bat?

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Good Fairy
We'll be the pirate twins again

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The Dutch Moutain Rescue train for up hill cycling

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Satine
TMO Member

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The Isle of Wight's answer to NASA send their portable satellite dish to higher altitude.

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May I recommend the donkey in the bus shelter with a baseball bat?

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Satine
TMO Member

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quote:
Originally posted by Toilet Duck:

Hello, fellow yoga students. This week, we will be perfecting a new position: Fallenonthefloorasana.

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May I recommend the donkey in the bus shelter with a baseball bat?

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Satine
TMO Member

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By the way, Toilet Duck, is that you?

[ 13.02.2006, 10:51: Message edited by: Purple Monkey Dishwasher ]

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May I recommend the donkey in the bus shelter with a baseball bat?

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H1ppychick
We all prisoners, chickee-baby.
We all locked in.

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PMD is excellent value and reasonably priced to suit all pockets.

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i'm expressing my inner anguish through the majesty of song

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ralph

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I'd like a refund please.

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ben

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A perfectly healthy forum (pictured) killed by a caption competition that broke into his home, Feb 2005. The victim's mother expressed shock, desbelief: "It's like one day he was absolutely fine - and the next, he went into a kind of seizure and suddenly he wasn't moving any more."

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MiscellaneousFiles

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quote:
Originally posted by ben:
A perfectly healthy forum (pictured) killed by a caption competition that broke into his home, Feb 2005. The victim's mother expressed shock, desbelief: "It's like one day he was absolutely fine - and the next, he went into a kind of seizure and suddenly he wasn't moving any more."

Contrary to earlier reports, doctors treating the forum now say that he has not been pronouced dead, but remains in a critical condition. His health stands little chance of improving unless he receives an injection of a new drug which is currently on trial. The wonder drug, codenamed QualityThread™ can only be administered by specially trained medics.

A good friend of the forum, known only as "Ben" is said to be among the few capable of producing QualityThread™, but for reasons unknown is either unwilling or unable to do so at the current time.

[ 13.02.2006, 10:55: Message edited by: MiscellaneousFiles ]

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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My Barbelith membership application is being processed.

I think next I will have an interview, during which I have to give a presentation on "Dark Knight Strikes Again: How shit is it?"

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Stefanos
Biggus Dickus

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I think this sums it up...http://kevan.org/brain.cgi?Audax

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Essex boy in exile.

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Kira
Were you knocked on the head or something?

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quote:
Originally posted by Roy:
My Barbelith membership application is being processed.

I think next I will have an interview, during which I have to give a presentation on "Dark Knight Strikes Again: How shit is it?"

Roy please tell me you are not abandoning tmo for barbelith?

if you do i will cry...

you dont want that on your conscience do you Roy?

do you?

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Kira
Were you knocked on the head or something?

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quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:

quote:
Originally posted by ben:
A perfectly healthy forum (pictured) killed by a caption competition that broke into his home, Feb 2005. The victim's mother expressed shock, desbelief: "It's like one day he was absolutely fine - and the next, he went into a kind of seizure and suddenly he wasn't moving any more."
Contrary to earlier reports, doctors treating the forum now say that he has not been pronouced dead, but remains in a critical condition. His health stands little chance of improving unless he receives an injection of a new drug which is currently on trial. The wonder drug, codenamed QualityThread™ can only be administered by specially trained medics.

A good friend of the forum, known only as "Ben" is said to be among the few capable of producing QualityThread™, but for reasons unknown is either unwilling or unable to do so at the current time.

These are my favourites!

Ben gets my vote...

ben for cheese

ben for cheese

*yeah*

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LowLevel
He's just a sweet transvestite !

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quote:
Originally posted by Kira:
ben for cheese

Now that's an episode of Noel Edmonds Multi-Coloured Swap-Shop I must have missed..

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If sir requires spall, may I suggest the .90 calibre depleted uranium ?

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omikin
Jo det ska jag tala om för dig

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quote:
Originally posted by Kira:
Roy please tell me you are not abandoning tmo for barbelith?

if you do i will cry...

you dont want that on your conscience do you Roy?

do you?

i don't think roy gives a single, solitary shit, kira.
[Frown]

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i shot a man in reno
just to watch him die

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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over

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God roy I had you down for a lamo and a cock sniffer, a beard lover, a minger, a racist, an abigail, an anal intruder, and an arse nibbler.

But I never had you down as a bastard roy.

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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over

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oh, hold on yes I did it's just before butt muncher

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Black Mask

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quote:
Originally posted by Kira:

if you do i will cry...

It's 'do a cry'. Don't worry, you'll pick it up.

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sweet

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Toilet Duck
TMO Member

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quote:
Originally posted by Purple Monkey Dishwasher:
By the way, Toilet Duck, is that you?

Sorry, but no. My boobs are bigger.

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El Pollo Diablo

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Toilet Duck
TMO Member

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quote:
Originally posted by Kira:

quote:
Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles:

quote:
Originally posted by ben:
A perfectly healthy forum (pictured) killed by a caption competition that broke into his home, Feb 2005. The victim's mother expressed shock, desbelief: "It's like one day he was absolutely fine - and the next, he went into a kind of seizure and suddenly he wasn't moving any more."
Contrary to earlier reports, doctors treating the forum now say that he has not been pronouced dead, but remains in a critical condition. His health stands little chance of improving unless he receives an injection of a new drug which is currently on trial. The wonder drug, codenamed QualityThread™ can only be administered by specially trained medics.

A good friend of the forum, known only as "Ben" is said to be among the few capable of producing QualityThread™, but for reasons unknown is either unwilling or unable to do so at the current time.
These are my favourites!

Ben gets my vote...

ben for cheese

ben for cheese

*yeah*

A slice for all involved.

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El Pollo Diablo

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Kira
Were you knocked on the head or something?

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quote:
Originally posted by omikin:

quote:
Originally posted by Kira:
Roy please tell me you are not abandoning tmo for barbelith?

if you do i will cry...

you dont want that on your conscience do you Roy?

do you?
i don't think roy gives a single, solitary shit, kira.

Oh well least now I know i suppose...

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Roy
Mohammed the Gay Ninja

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Hang on. I didn't see this thread.

I do care, Kira. About what you think. The rest of them? Bastards, one and all.

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Kira
Were you knocked on the head or something?

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thats ok Roy,

I was just joining in with Omikins 'joke' [Roll Eyes]

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