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Dr. Benway

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sorry for making you all want to choke, TMO.

I agree though. Us slagging off barbelith with such vitriol isn't going to do us any favours. It's like, even though Ashton has given his name to the cause, it makes TMO look like a hole full of bitches, and I mean that in a way that's derogatory towards women.

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Ringo

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I'm just grouchey because nobody's talking to me today, either on here or on email. Don't take it personally.
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Dr. Benway

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sorry for the bum thing, london.

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not...
You reached over with your hand and knocked my Jap over
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quote:
Originally posted by His Life And Crimes:
For once, I think the "God those Barbelith people can be humourless killjoys" brigade have a point. As not... has said though, that wasn't everybody's reaction (I dunno where Thorn got the "lots of people complained by email" thing from, he may SEKRET EVIDENCE that I don't).

Hold on, are you from B*******h?

[ 07.07.2006, 06:31: Message edited by: not... ]

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Zygote
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quote:
Originally posted by Dr. Benway:
sorry for the bum thing, london.

And so you should be. That was very, very rude.
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Dr. Benway

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sometimes I say the wrong things.

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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And so you should be. That was very, very rude.

Not as rude as suggesting it goes bristle end first.

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not...
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quote:
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I'm just grouchey because nobody's talking to me today, either on here or on email. Don't take it personally.

Ironically on Barbelith my username is Johhny Nobody and I have been talking to you today. So you see that is quite funny.
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Dr. Benway

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come on lets not go on about it now.

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His Life And Crimes
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I might post there... now and again.

Anyway, I think the only way to settle any minor or major disputes between these two fine websites is to get the contact details of "Aisleyne" from "television's" "Big Brother", and for representatives of both boards to email her once she's won, asking her which one she's prefer to hang out on.

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mart
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i think i'll buy a "wireless modem"

thanks everyone!

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Ringo

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That's true, you replied to me about 3 times. Not as bad a morning as I had assumed. Carry on.

[lurk]

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Zygote
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quote:
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sometimes I say the wrong things.

Don't worry about it. We all say things we don't really mean from time to time. Sometimes the "shock factor" is simply too luscious for even the most well-mannered of us to resist. I'm sure London knows this and has forgiven you accordingly. I know I would.
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not...
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quote:
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That's true, you replied to me about 3 times. Not as bad a morning as I had assumed. Carry on.

[lurk]

And that was before 9:00am, huh, ringo, huh?
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Dr. Benway

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quote:
Originally posted by His Life And Crimes:
of "Aisleyne" from "television's" "Big Brother", and for representatives of both boards to email her once she's won, asking her which one she's prefer to hang out on.

Does anybody else read this girl's name as "Ainsley"?

And she would obviously prefer to be on TMO, as she is famously only attracted to black men, and we've got a high percentage of black men posting here. Also we are street, and we are rinsing.

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Louche
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I'd reply to you, Ringo, but it's half eleven, which means it's time for Ainsley'd Barbecue Bible!

Into such small slots my life is chopped. Then grilled.

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Ringo

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That filthy wog-socket can fuck right off as far as I'm concerned.
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Thorn Davis

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See, you'd never get posts like that on Barbelith.
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Zygote
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Yes. TMO definitely has 'the edge'. It's the edges that matter.
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London

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I feel slandered.
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His Life And Crimes
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Is that what they call a "real" opinion, Ringo?
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New Way Of Decay

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I just burnt my nose with hot coffee.

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Louche
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I've never felt slandered on TMO.
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Dr. Benway

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Ringo doesn't bow to liberal fascists and political correctness. He is the voice of the real people of Britain. The hardworking ones. The ones who remember the days when everybody kept their front step clean, and loved the royal family.

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Dr. Benway

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quote:
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I just burnt my nose with hot coffee.

you're doing something wrong, but I can't put my finger on what it is.

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Abby
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I want a pasty so much right now....but it is a 30min round trip to the nearest source, and that is a Greggs. I dont want a Greggs pasty. Oh, and for your information steer well clear of Benjys pasties as well.
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mart
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quote:
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I've never felt slandered on TMO.

You say that as though you have felt slandered elsewhere. Was it those fuckers over at Klaus Barbelith? The fucking *****. Soon they will feel my wrath.
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Ringo

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I’m only joking you understand, I’m not really a bigoted misogynist. I just wanted to get a cheap laugh.
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New Way Of Decay

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I bet the taxman who got jim was black! [Mad]

I erm, just had a massage, while I was sat at my desk. That was pretty good.

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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you're doing something wrong, but I can't put my finger on what it is.

That's your response to everything. Particularly the time I got piles and didn't know where to smear the prep H.

[ 07.07.2006, 06:57: Message edited by: New Way Of Decay ]

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Dr. Benway

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we do have some amusing scrapes, don't we.

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Louche
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quote:
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You say that as though you have felt slandered elsewhere. Was it those fuckers over at Klaus Barbelith? The fucking *****. Soon they will feel my wrath.

I've never been slandered on Barbelith, possibly because I've never posted on Barbelith. But don't let that stand in the way of your wrath. Wrath is good. I think you should rain down fireballs of doom on Barbelith and put a plague on their firstborns or something. Perhaps a small rain of frogs if you're not up to the foreballs?
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Louche
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I wonder what a foreball is and why it sneaked into my post?
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Dr. Benway

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I'm too thick to post on barbelith.

*bangs head with ladle*

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New Way Of Decay

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quote:
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we do have some amusing scrapes, don't we.

We do. But please, next time I insist you use your finger instead of the scraper.

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