quote:Originally posted by New Way Of Decay: Fuck. I just admitted men are easily turned on didn't I? No we're not! No we're NOT! We are just more forgiving about the female form. Yes.
I think NWoD is being forgiving about the female form right now. Under the desk. The perve.
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I've got some black jockey pants on. They've got lycra in them so they kind of hug my beautiful penis, arse, and tops of my calves. And my big, big nuts. All of my pants are the same.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I've got some black jockey pants on. They've got lycra in them so they kind of hug my beautiful penis, arse, and tops of my calves. And my big, big nuts. All of my pants are the same.
I gather that tight pants can cause headaches. But handy if you don't intend to become a father.
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I thought that the current take on the 'size matters' debate was that it does matter. I thought that sex and the city established this. Or doesn't it matter again? Who cares, mine's rubbish.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I've got some black jockey pants on. They've got lycra in them so they kind of hug my beautiful penis, arse, and tops of my calves. And my big, big nuts. All of my pants are the same.
I gather that tight pants can cause headaches. But handy if you don't intend to become a father.
They're not tight, they aren't compressing me or squeezing my nads. They're just 'hugging'.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I thought that the current take on the 'size matters' debate was that it does matter. I thought that sex and the city established this. Or doesn't it matter again? Who cares, mine's rubbish.
What do you want? A discussion of the penises I've had? How would I know, I'm only thirteen.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I thought that the current take on the 'size matters' debate was that it does matter. I thought that sex and the city established this. Or doesn't it matter again? Who cares, mine's rubbish.
What do you want? A discussion of the penises I've had? How would I know, I'm only thirteen.
So size should matter even more, unless you're a big 13?
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I thought that the current take on the 'size matters' debate was that it does matter. I thought that sex and the city established this. Or doesn't it matter again? Who cares, mine's rubbish.
Size does matter, but these days it's referring to vagina size.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: I thought that the current take on the 'size matters' debate was that it does matter. I thought that sex and the city established this. Or doesn't it matter again? Who cares, mine's rubbish.
Size does matter, but these days it's referring to vagina size.
"those big vagina girls get away with murder"
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are you allowed to talk about that? I thought that was stictly end-of-pier business, compared to the sassy empowerment of taking the piss out of small cocks like mine.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: are you allowed to talk about that? I thought that was stictly end-of-pier business, compared to the sassy empowerment of taking the piss out of small cocks like mine.
It's all about small-penised men like you turning the tables on women after years of ridicule, erm, BigNuts.
quote:Originally posted by MiscellaneousFiles: [QUOTE]but these days it's referring to vagina size.
Doesn't the Karma Sutra do all that? I seem to recall reading that the largest sizes are horse and elephant.
I am still reeling from the image of Thorn taking his tosh out in public and playing with condoms in chemists. I was enjoying thinking of him as some cool, fit dude and now you'e spoiled it.
It's all about men turning the tables on years of ridicule, BigNuts.
LOL misc. respect.
TEA why did you edit it. It was sharp as it was.
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quote:Originally posted by Jimmy Big Nuts: are you allowed to talk about that? I thought that was stictly end-of-pier business, compared to the sassy empowerment of taking the piss out of small cocks like mine.
Yeah - laughing at genitals is sort of like the trade-off that women get. Men get the good jobs, artistry, money, credibility, sensible voices, ability to be taken seriously, identity outside of sex objects. Women got nice underwear and laughing at cocks.
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